I have a name...and it's Samantha.

LOL...I'm glad you're amused! I did have to look up the meaning of "conciliatory" and "affronting" on online dictionary. I'm learning new vocabulary everyday! :-) I can't wait to use those words to amuse my friends.
Unfortunately, I know nothing about politics and I have no interest in it. But I do have other qualities! Throughout my professional career, I have been pretty successful in sales, leading a group or managing small projects....and kicking butts on the tennis courts of course. Originally Posted by samantha thom
So, is there anything left on your resume you would like be known, so we all can be impressed more?
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  • Jaci
  • 05-21-2013, 08:52 AM
Really Im amazed!!!!
Who gives a rats ass, JUST CALL ME......

From the Mouth of a TRUE COUNTRY GIRL!!!! Jaci
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  • jfred
  • 05-21-2013, 10:28 AM
...Who gives a rats ass...? Originally Posted by Jaci
That, Jaci baby, would be the question of the day.

Samantha, you've done very well with this thread. As someone pointed out, you're very good at this, especially compared with some ladies who go all potty mouth at the slightest critique. I no longer think of you as Samantha but rather Semantics Thom. May I call you that? (No answer req'd, rhetorical Q)

But, the current state of the discussion begs Jaci's concise question: Who cares anymore?

Gentlemen, if you will cease stoking her publicity machine perhaps Ms Thom will consent to let this thread go and we can get on to world hunger, etc.
Gentlemen, if you will cease stoking her publicity machine perhaps Ms Thom will consent to let this thread go and we can get on to world hunger, etc. Originally Posted by jfred
You make some valid points, but it's always ironic when someone says to stop posting as they are posting themselves.
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You make some valid points, but it's always ironic when someone says to stop posting as they are posting themselves. Originally Posted by jfdallas
lol
bump to the top^

Just trying to help keep Samantha, aka honey, sweetie, sexy, in business. CALL HER NOW!
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  • jfred
  • 05-21-2013, 11:21 AM
You make some valid points, but it's always ironic when someone says to stop posting as they are posting themselves. Originally Posted by jfdallas
I know, dude, and I find it more ironic that you agree (more or less) and yet follow my post with your (blazingly obvious) observation. I can make an argument for necessity. Your thought (to grace it with that description) was utterly gratuitous and only more evidence of the sad state of this once stimulating conversation.

I tried to get this thought across telepathically to you and others but all I got back was vague pornographic images. So I stuck my neck out and said it, hoping for results (eventually, after your schtick and Mya's guffaw) not only here but in the larger order of things.

Still hoping...
Still hoping... Originally Posted by jfred
We can't allow Samantha to become a world hunger statistic......she's standing by her phone for your call now!
  • Audi1
  • 05-22-2013, 11:48 PM
Lol, remember the "Annoying Appointment Request! UGH!!" thread.
http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=455140

Just like you stated that you only prefer to suck white dick on your eccie showcase, why don't you also put a line that you want to be addressed by your eccie handle? It's really not that hard.
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I don't know why I get turned off and annoyed when a potential client writes me and calls me 'baby' or 'sexy' or anything else cheesy similar to that. It just doesn't do it for me. I would give it a red flag in my mental screening. I tell the gent..."I would appreciate it if you can address me by my name."
If we already develop a rapport and not strangers anymore, I would be different. But a complete stranger? I'd rather receive a nice polite introduction e-mail.
My intuition is usually correct. Guys who write like this most of the time end up sending endless e-mail back and forth wasting my time without firming up a plan to meet. I have no choice than being my usual blunt self in a professional manner. It may sound cold and ruin his fantasy but he has ruined my desire to meet him. I'm trying to be as efficient with my life and business, ya know? I have no time for endless e-mail that is going nowhere. Originally Posted by samantha thom
I agree Samantha, you are an incredibly beautiful woman
And should be treated professionalism, respect,
And courtesy. That's the way I was raised. I still use
Yes ma'am and no ma'am and open doors for ladies. Chivalry
Is not dead. Would love to meet you sometime.
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  • jfred
  • 05-23-2013, 10:53 AM
I agree Samantha, you are an incredibly beautiful woman
And should be treated professionalism, respect,
And courtesy. That's the way I was raised. I still use
Yes ma'am and no ma'am and open doors for ladies. Chivalry
Is not dead. Would love to meet you sometime. Originally Posted by cheyenne5254
Jeeze fella, this thing had almost slipped off page one and you bump it up with this pathetic personal butt-sniffing.

I'll paraphrase: "Yes ma'am, yes ma'am you are correct. Now...did I mention I'd like to fuck you?"

We're approaching 5000 hits here. Confine this crap to PM's please.
Jeeze fella, this thing had almost slipped off page one and you bump it up with this pathetic personal butt-sniffing.

I'll paraphrase: "Yes ma'am, yes ma'am you are correct. Now...did I mention I'd like to fuck you?"

We're approaching 5000 hits here. Confine this crap to PM's please. Originally Posted by jfred
Obviously the OP would prefer that her threAD remain open.

It is informative about her needs. I was not aware of her prior threADs until someone posted that she is peeved by late night messages as well.

Now I know I shouldn't have sent her a message at 1am while calling her "honey". Damn I blew my only chance at seeing her.
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