Weirdest Place You Had Sex

On top of a seadoo in the middle of some lake :-D Is that weird?

riding the wood while he was driving.. difficult but I managed to get through it lol it was very interesting..

I've been naughty with my girlfriends, girls I met out at a bar/club or women I've met on online dating sites (no working girls ever) on a putting green on a golf course, 50 yard line of a college football stadium, walk-in refrigerator in a nightclub on NYE night (both my girlfriend and I worked at the club in college), bathroom in a laundry mat, in a conference room at a work place, behind a DJ booth in a sports bar, in downtown Austin, TX off 6th street in a alley, in a strip club in Las Vegas (and not in a backroom, but where everyone could see us and we got caught! LOL!), on top of the Mall of America parking garage outside in 40 degree weather, BJ in a booth in a pizza restaurant (most ballzy one I've done), at a park inside a curly slide with just my head popping out at the bottom of the slide, BJ in a cab with a girl at I met at The Kentucky Derby and on my old 34th floor downtown Austin condo balcony.

Dozens of more places I'd like to try like in a limo (Charlie Sheen limo scene from the movie Wall Street), bathroom of a restaurant, in an elevator, on a train, changing room in a store, centerfield on a baseball field, mid-court on a basketball court, in a church, in a private booth at a dark night club, in an adult movie theater, going through a carwash, stairs in a parking garage and office building, and so many more.

At my ex-wife's wedding. With the groom's ex wife. In the church bathroom.

I'm going to burn.

But it was SO worth it. Originally Posted by gregster

You sir are the king of revenge f$cking and of this great post! And better to reign in hell then serve in heaven my friend!

At Disneyland on Tom Sawyer Island. It was wonderful, but it was hell getting somebodies attention to send a boat back for us. :-)

teachers desk math Classroom that I spent 6th through 8th in.... My ex became a teacher after we graduated... of course after hours no kids in school...

Outside in what I thought was an area of buildings for businesses. It was in the middle of the night to early am and I assumed coast was clear..parked in the parking lot and got it on until a clergy member beamed his flashlight into my car and banged on the window...I realized I parked in front of a church..and I guess service was to start in a couple of hours...But I made God a promise at that moment that I would go in and beg for forgiveness....ahh welp, the good ol' times... who knew lol

<3 Jasmine Lovings

I've done it in numerous cars like everyone else but mine were the likes of an MG midget (top up), in a condo parking lot. I had to open the door and crawl out into the snow as we were wedged in like a pretzel. Christened my new SLK32 AMG just off a rural highway while the cows watched. I've done the dressing room thing with different women but only one had the fortitude to stick with it for the duration but they were all good!

I used to take my old International Scout with the top removed and back it up to the Mississippi river on a concrete boat ramp leaving enough space to lay out a blanket and sunbath (between activities that is) We did this quite often over the years near Hannibal, MO and south of St. Louis. We were hard to see from land but the barges passing by quite often.let you know they enjoyed the show. Dammed their horns are loud!! Plus, the views of the river were fantastic on the historic river roads.

The most memorable was with my soon to be housemate who had a fantasy of getting out of trouble with a cop by doing whatever was required. I stole an idea from the movie Running Scared with the motorcycle in Gregory Hines apt.
I have 24/7 access to a repair facility that works on Kansas Highway Patrol vehicles and decided to make her fantasy come true. Sorta! I rented a police costume and notified the local police that we were going to be working on a wiring problem with a cars siren late into the night. I opened the door to the shop and had her pull her car in. I then proceeded to give her a cold bottle of sparkling Moscato and a glass and told her I would be right back. I then changed clothes, Jumped into the HP car and pulled in behind her lights and siren blaring. I closed the garage door behind me, with the lights making the garage look something like a sci fi movie, I approached the car. I asked for license and registration and asked if she had been drinking? The beam from the flashlight spotted the wine and quickly she was pleading to do anything not to get a DUI. She soon caught on that the officer was really me and the doors were closed. She told me to step closer to the car and proceeded to unzip me and give me the best BBBJ ever through her rolled down window!. Dammed did her skills surprise me as soon I was blowing a load down her throat. She didn't spill a drop. I thought I was going to fall down. Really, I was wobbly legs
I then got her out of the car and told her to turn around and walk to the cruiser but before I could get her in the back seat she was going for my cock again. We spent the next 3 hours doing every activity imaginable (OK that's overstated) but we did use every square inch of that Crown Vic and even DATY on the roof while the lights are flashing and the light bar clicks with every movement.
When all was said and done I had nutted 4 times (never before/ never since) and she had squirted all over the hood of the car for the first, but not the last. time in her life. The next morning the shop owner called me and said he had removed the DVD that was burned while the lights were flashing (it powers up when lights are on) so I have a memory of that special night even though shes no longer around. Imagine leaving that in the car for a Trooper to find!!!
On the negative side of this I was nearly taken into custody after preforming DATY on a girl back in the 80's at a trail head. She was sitting backward on the back of my Honda Shadow and had the sweetest pussy. The Park Ranger could hear her but was unable to see enough before I finished to prove it. He did cuff me before he scared the shit out of me but eventually let me go with the "if I ever see you again"...line. I guess that's one of those good things that's NOT going to happen on a Honda!!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1CuZRPM0Aw
One last experience. I went into a bar on the west side of KC years ago and the bartender mentioned when I ordered my second drink was on a girl near the back door who I recognized. She asked me to step out back with her and some of her GF's from work. Suddenly my dick is out and they are each taking 30 second intervals sucking it. This went on for a while as when I have my brain working (the big one) I can last forever. I heard one of the girls say I'll bet you double he'll nut for me and the others taking her up on it. Needless to say I am in an alley, lit up like daylight, holding on to a drink in one hand and fire escape ladder in the other while 5 girls try there best to make me come for them. I held on as long as I could as these girls were pros. I later learned they worked at an escort agency that just opened upstairs and were bored. The girl who invited me out and upped the ante was the winner and she flaunted her winnings by swallowing every drop. I went back into the bar with a shit eating grin on my face and moments later my GF showed up...

Central Park NY few months after my 18th birthday

Late night I pulled into an empty parking lot. Later we realized it was a church parking lot.
DATY and CG at Marabellas outside patio in Kemah.

Thanks to all the previous posters for giving me more ideas!

1) Movie Theater: I dated a girl for about a year off and on that gave the best blowjobs. She took pride in her ability to deepthroat and you could tell she really enjoyed giving them. At one movie, she got bored and went down on me. It was not packed but there was someone at the end of our row that got quite the show. It lasted a good 5 min or so but I never came.

2) Stairwell of a nice hotel. Different girl who didn't mind some risky, we-might-get-caught, exhibitionist sex. Did it standing up next to the door. It's always a turn on for me to do it where you might get caught, so car-sex / parking lot sex has happened a lot. Only once has it turned out poorly. A girlfriend of mine at the time had sex with me during our lunch hour in her car. We fucked in the front seat while the car was parked in what we thought was a secluded residential area. Nope. Someone saw us and called the police. We had fininished and were driving down the street when they pulled us over. We denied everything and they let us go.

3) My old sugar baby and I had sex in the closed pool area of a major hotel here in DFW. It was closed for the season and it was a bit cold out (50ish) but was stripped naked and had sex on the lawn chairs. The pool area was a bit removed from the main hotel area, so it wasn't totally crazy. She is still the best I've ever had. I miss her!

In a car on a beach in Florida (panhandle). I did a DATY then we had sex.

1. In a VW beetle while flying down the interstate. Very nimble petite asian girlfriend. She did all the work. I just struggled to keep in the lane and foot on the peddle.

2. Acid fueled sex in a pup tent at Woodstock (the original) while bands played on.

My ex and I used to love to go hiking, so I've had plenty of sex in some very scenic settings, and the small chance of other hikers happening upon us just added to the naughtiness factor

More recently, my sugar baby loves my car and wanted me to take some pics of her with it. We pulled over into an elementary school parking lot where we could park next to some trees, put the top down and took pics of her in various stages of undress. When we got back in the car she was so turned on that she immediately went down on me and next think I knew she was on me in RCG with her hands on the steering wheel. Cars were driving by about 100 yards away, I doubt we were seen but you never know, which is part of the fun Same girl gave me a handjob and brief BBBJ in a very crowded theater, she positioned herself in such a way that I -think- no one realized what was going on.

But I think the craziest was many years ago when a girlfriend and I were sleeping in a sleeping bag on the living room floor in some friends' apartment. There were 6 other people there and they had come into the living room for coffee and to wake up. We both had shorts on with no underwear. I navigated myself through the leg holes of both our shorts and we oh-so-slowly fucked right there in the middle of the floor with 6 people around who had no idea. Stealth fuck

Leaning against my pobox inside the post office (open 24hrs)