Funny and Stank BP ads

If sexual slavery is your particular fetish... shaking my damn head. Please, bust fuckers like this and throw away the god damned key

http://birmingham.backpage.com/Femal...-here/11868977 Originally Posted by stanky

Agreed.

These have to be the worst pictures ever. The second pic is downright scary.

http://www.escortphonesearch.com/334-544-5566/

http://dothan.backpage.com/BodyRubs/...laces/10514558

These have to be the worst pictures ever. The second pic is downright scary.

http://www.escortphonesearch.com/334-544-5566/ Originally Posted by Crazyleg

Correction: 3rd pic is the one I meant

Here's a first... She's actually advertising for a pimp. Wow. Just fucking wow.

http://montgomery.backpage.com/Femal...money/13354843

What's the life span of a fake chick on bp.

Geesh, so many ad not founds, the turn around rate for fake chicks is up there.

I guess it's the bra that's Japanese

http://montgomery.backpage.com/Femal...-body/13888598

This has got to be the strangest ad yet.
http://montgomery.backpage.com/Femal...r-toe/15227276
http://www.escortphonesearch.com/270-317-7351/

Anyone know a lady missing a finger or toe? - 35

Posted: Wednesday, June 1, 2016 7:40 PM

I am desperately seeking a body rub or company from a woman who has lost either a finger or toe. Will pay a premium for such experience and may also offer a referral to anyone who may know a woman fitting the description. Must be white. Call or text 270-xxx-xxxx
Poster's age: 35

• Location: Montgomery
• Post ID: 15227276 montgomery

This has got to be the strangest ad yet.
... Originally Posted by Crazyleg

You mean in the context of the real world.

In the context of Backpage, meh, about right!

This is in the escort section of BP. If you Google the phone number you can pull up a real escort ad. Is this some kind of new code or something?
http://montgomery.backpage.com/Femal...belts/15149638
http://www.companionsreviews.com/rev...review.553287/
Low prices on all styles of designer shades, belts, hats, shoes, book bags, watches, colognes, perfumes etc.. Versace, Mk, Lacoste, Polo Ferrigamo, call for prices 470-315-3542 Poster's age: 23

• Location: Montgomery

• Post ID: 15149638 montgomery