What about begining with "Once upon a time"...or " In a Galaxy Far away"...
That works too lol. Any phrase to further suggest that it's only a fantasy.
Reviews give me the answers to several questions that tend to be important to me: does she kiss deeply and willingly; does she want a raincoat for bj's; does she like loving access to unusual isles. Without reviews, I'd never know because you'd be surprised at the number of ladies who say they do and then don't.
Grandma always tole me, only believe half of what you hear, whether it be good or bad.
20+ plus years and I still take her advice.