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Russ number 12 applies to you. Lol

I can be down for Patwhore, but only if she wears the jersey because that is the only way I can stick it to the Pats.

On second thought, I'd be down with Patwhore, Batwhore, NaziWhore - in a box, with a fox, in a house, with a mouse. I would eat her here or there. I would eat her anywhere.

I can be down for Patwhore, but only if she wears the jersey because that is the only way I can stick it to the Pats.

On second thought, I'd be down with Patwhore, Batwhore, NaziWhore - in a box, with a fox, in a house, with a mouse. I would eat her here or there. I would eat her anywhere. Originally Posted by Space Cowboy

^ This is more like it. When I said we're all White Knights I knew what I was talking about. Sometimes it takes a little ingenuity to bring it out. ;-)

Where is Out of Bounds. I'd like to see him spin this.

Next up please.

I can be down for Patwhore, but only if she wears the jersey because that is the only way I can stick it to the Pats.

On second thought, I'd be down with Patwhore, Batwhore, NaziWhore - in a box, with a fox, in a house, with a mouse. I would eat her here or there. I would eat her anywhere. Originally Posted by Space Cowboy

OMG, did you really just quote Dr Suess on a hooker board?
That's top notch dude, gotta take my Hat of to you SC.
cowboy got game

Okay, no H.Hard feelings, but really?
Some guy flirts with a girl and that makes him a WK?
Granted it is all a matter of perspective, but your definition of a WK is so loose you can wrap it on anyone. I really don't care, but you make it look like you're so desperate to be right you're changing the definition to further your cause.

I can be down for Patwhore, but only if she wears the jersey because that is the only way I can stick it to the Pats.

On second thought, I'd be down with Patwhore, Batwhore, NaziWhore - in a box, with a fox, in a house, with a mouse. I would eat her here or there. I would eat her anywhere. Originally Posted by Space Cowboy

This pleases me.

Russ number 12 applies to you. Lol Originally Posted by Zanzibar789

The whores are more in need of need #12 when I'm done with em....js

Mother Fucking Cookies...


Somebody said cookies would be here...

Fucking Liars....

Yuup, SC just made it a personal goal to fuck a provider in a Patriots jersey in 2015 so I can say fuck the Patriots and legitimately mean it.

one little thing this coloring and activity book ass thread may have forgotten - chemistry. Every provider, no doubt, tailors her session depending her hobbyist. You might well become one of her favorites if you two have a certain chemistry between you. The "experience" can be faked. Chemistry, not so much.

Mother Fucking Cookies...


Somebody said cookies would be here...

Fucking Liars.... Originally Posted by lookn4boobies

Lol = )

The "experience" can be faked. Chemistry, not so much. Originally Posted by Captain.Classic

Pay attention Cap, I said the same thing about chemistry pages ago. They don't care about the truth, they're too busy trying to prove themselves right. But its nice to know there are others out there that think alike.
Hobby On


P.S.Chemistry on post 69
(totally by coincidence)

This pleases me. Originally Posted by Lauren Mayfair

Patwhore, please deflate my balls, K thanks

Why does no one ever want to just cuddle and talk about our feelings?[/QUOTE]


To personal, almost like taking a nap I'm just there for the drinks, and poodle walks

That was supposed to be a secret identity.




Why does no one ever want to just cuddle and talk about our feelings? Originally Posted by Lauren Mayfair

Because when people cuddle and talk about feelings Threads like this one are created...

Because when people cuddle and talk about feelings Threads like this one are created... Originally Posted by Dorthy_Monroe

Fucking Awesome!!!!

OMG, did you really just quote Dr Suess on a hooker board?
That's top notch dude, gotta take my Hat of to you SC.
cowboy got game

Okay, no H.Hard feelings, but really?
Some guy flirts with a girl and that makes him a WK?
Granted it is all a matter of perspective, but your definition of a WK is so loose you can wrap it on anyone. I really don't care, but you make it look like you're so desperate to be right you're changing the definition to further your cause. Originally Posted by H.Hardhat

A guy that writes positves reviews
is being setup for sabotage.
He is a whiteknight?
The white knight stereotyping is
assinine when they have every
right to defend their choices.
Their money !
Why would any man sit there in
silence letting another man
intimidate him into submission.
The games they play.