Am I MSOG friendly?

It is like the Magician that can convince a segment of society that they pulled a rabbit out their ass. You can not blame folks that know better for saying so. Is this a real Bunny?

Originally Posted by WTF

If it looks like a _____ and walks like a ________; who says it isn't a ___________? (Insert duck, or rabbit, your choice lol)

They do pull a real rabbit out... (but was it in the hat? or was that not the point? It is after all, a real rabbit.) It is just the illusion people pay to see, is it not?


Sad thing, comfort is a real thing. Either you have it or not.
The results will be affected by it, or lack thereof, in the end- to the ladies who do not function like PSE Fem-Bots. Some ladies just don't have it in them to "fake comfort." I am sure if a gentleman is not comfortable, his lack of comfort is easily more obvious.... Mr Winky won't lie. It isn't as obvious, to the unobservant man, that a ladies discomfort does indeed affect the session. To an observant man.... He knows when a lady is ready... ripe... and fully blossomed.




Ya'll can argue this until the sun sets & rises again...
The result will still be... the same.

If you live that hand to mouth, measuring savings in mere weeks, you might want to try another profession.... Originally Posted by citizen44

Lol, really? Okay, I'll try to explain it to you since you seem to have a hard time grasping things. My savings account is just fine, thank you for your concern. I meant, I had a financial goal that I set once I decided to move, to cover my living expenses until I leave, my moving expenses, and a healthy bit of extra padding for things to go wrong. That way, I would not have to touch any of my savings, and after I hit that goal, I could be as picky as I wanted and work as much or as little as I wanted. Now I get to spend the majority of my time focusing on a new project that I'll be using as my base income once I'm in Florida, and providing will be taking a back seat as an occasional financial boon and sexual release. The fact that this thread is giving me more options for playmates than usual is not a problem for me... though those that don't make the cut might be disappointed. I can't please everyone.

If I were so bad at managing my own finances, I would think I'd have had to run a special or beg for money at least once in the time I've been Caroline. I haven't. Sorry to disappoint you. It must really annoy you that I get to be such a bad hooker and still make a damn good living with a great reputation.

This thread in 150 words or less.

Caroline isn't a wham bam girl.
If that is what you are looking for go somewhere else.

She likes to get to know and have a connection with her clients.
If you are not into that then you wouldn't be compatible as one
of her clients.

This being the case time might not allow for MSOG in a 1hr session.

If MSOG is your primary concern in a 1hr session then you wouldn't
be compatible as one of her clients, at least not until she feels enough
of a connection with you as a client.

Lastly, Caroline dose not feel she needs to apologize to anyone for not
being a ready for BP wham Bam girl, and her client provider relationship
model works very well for her. It allows her to offer the best experience
for both her and her clients in relationship to her personality and who she
is as a person.

Some of the Wham Bam guys don't like it even though they wouldn't
be compatible with her anyway......Puzzled Look???

But not much of a puzzle really, some dudes get pissed off if they
think there is anything anywhere that they might not have control over.
And what makes it even worse is the fact that Caroline is as smart, hot,
and sexy as she is. Makes me laugh.


Did I miss anything?? Originally Posted by bojulay

You hack ... you forgot to mention that she wants me to tickle her taint.

Nope, seems pretty accurate to me. Originally Posted by CarolineDavenport

You of all people forgot about tickling your taint ...

You hack ... you forgot to mention that she wants me to tickle her taint.



You of all people forgot about tickling your taint ... Originally Posted by pyramider

I'm still waiting. :P

You madam, are a taint tease ...

It must really annoy you that I get to be such a bad hooker and still make a damn good living with a great reputation. Originally Posted by CarolineDavenport

You've spent the last five years sucking old fat guy dick for a living and pretending like your a high class socialite. Trust me, I've never found you anything but amusing. In my book, you're more than welcome to anything you've made. Best of luck in Orlando.

If it looks like a Woman and walks like a Woman; who says it isn't Bruce Jenner? (Insert duck, or rabbit, your choice lol)

They do pull a real rabbit out... (but was it in the hat? or was that not the point? It is after all, a real rabbit.) It is just the illusion people pay to see, is it not?





. Originally Posted by FoxyNC

You are missing the point ... it is an illusion. You can be the best Magician in the world but you can not turn wine into water , you can not pull a rabbit out of your ass and you can not get to know another in thirty minutes! But you can sell that illusion! ...and I have no problem with that, just do not try and convince me it is anything other that that.

You've spent the last five years sucking old fat guy dick for a living and pretending like your a high class socialite. Trust me, I've never found you anything but amusing. In my book, you're more than welcome to anything you've made. Best of luck in Orlando. Originally Posted by citizen44

OMG. I feel so ashamed. You've made me realize how awful my life is. Getting paid ridiculous amounts of money to have sex the way I like it with people who like giving me orgasms. I was so wrong about old fat guy dick being just fine and just as fun to play with as any other dick. In fact, more fun to play with because old fat guys don't have arrogance issues and are just delighted to play with me.

That line is tired, darlin. You use it every time you lose an argument with me. I feel no shame. I looooove playing with old fat guys who give me money and orgasms. And any other type of guy who does the same. The fact that you think I should be ashamed of it is, once again, your problem, not mine.

Best of luck in Orlando. Originally Posted by citizen44

Orlando is the land of Disney, they sell illusion by the boatload, she should do fine!

Don't take the bait, Foxy. WTF is trying to pull you in, and once he does he's like a dog with a bone... he won't stop. He'll run twisted, illogical circles around you and revel in your frustration. He has it down to an art form. You just have to smile and nod your head. There's no reasoning with him or fixing him.

Just fair warning, in case you are not familiar with his particular brand of crazy.

Just fair warning, in case you are not familiar with his particular brand of crazy. Originally Posted by CarolineDavenport

I'm just selling an illusion of crazy just like you are selling an illusion of friendship.

Dang cit44. Remind me not to make u angry. Originally Posted by SweetDulce

I'm sure he appreciates the recognition that he is scary.... to some.

I'm just selling an illusion of crazy just like you are selling an illusion of friendship.


Originally Posted by WTF

Actually, I love that picture, and it is worth a thousand words, is it not?


I know a lot of providers do sell the illusion, I hope mine is only IOP, because I do have clients who I talk to without payment (sorry, I don't charge for emailing and YUS there's some who do.... smh... Go ahead girls.)
Sometimes, there really isn't that much passion, but damned sure going to give the best show possible, ya know raking in the $$$, you do have to EARN it sometimes....
And yes, somethings aren't as they seem...

People always seem shocked by the way I deal with one of my best friends.... My adoptive bro. (No BCD there, so no, truly a "bro.")
Sometimes he dislikes something I say or do, and says "Bitch I will cut you."
And sometimes I get a TMI-XXX story from him & his butt-slut- "You're a nasty son of a bitch," I say.
Or we each say this a lot, "I'm gonna beat-your-ass."
(Yeah, we talk shit a lot lol)
And to a casual observer, they would think us abusive- however, we are just so cut & dried with eachother, we say what we mean, no salt no lime, and even our harshest words are just sincere words, however sharp.
It isn't abuse. It's stabbing directly into the chest while looking directly into the eyes...
versus-
smiling in the face, waiting for the back to be turned, and shanking into the liver & kidneys from behind. (Sneaky, sneaky. )

The first one, while still an attack, has honor & dignity.

The dude in the pic, with the sign on the end, lol, yeah BFF material....

I ain't gonna knock him.
That's good shit to me.

But please.... don't sell crazy around my door,
Cause "we all stocked up 'round here."




But thanks for the warning....
Heh.

Still..... I don't need 30 minutes to warm up to a customer----
Some might--- but I still need a FEW minutes, if a complete stranger is walking in my door. I'm not going to check the envelope, and then lay down on the bed spread eagle with the juices already pumping. Ya know? It just doesn't work like that. I don't function like that.
You call a little warm up an illusion?
Well, then I call your perception of what GOOD SEX is an "illusion"... or maybe even "misconception" and it almost makes me feel as though you have only ever had some wham-bams.
If that's what you like, do you.... But me.... I have experienced many more layers to it than that....
You must not know how deep the erotic rabbit hole really goes... lol

I guess for the most part I've been blessed wth meeting ladies who set aside enough time prior to the meet for a short phone call to gauge comfortablity. Booking overnights, and the amount of screening ladies do...... I know more about most ladies way before the session starts. The get to know me time and comfortability can be just as easily established via phone.

You call a little warm up an illusion?
Well, then I call your perception of what GOOD SEX is an "illusion"... or maybe even "misconception" and it almost makes me feel as though you have only ever had some wham-bams.
If that's what you like, do you.... But me.... I have experienced many more layers to it than that....

Originally Posted by FoxyNC

I get off on the woman I'm with getting off. Call that what you will. What i said is that 30 minutes of chit chat does not make a friend nor nor do i call that foreplay.

If you call that crazy or that i only have wham bams ... you're welcome to your opinion.

But this world ,like Hollywood is about selling illusions. If a porn actress actually gets off while shooting a movie, is that not reality wrapped in illusion?