To the gents - Whats your fee if roles were reversed

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If your cotton tail is in the way you might need to rethinck how you are doing it. Originally Posted by pyramider
A little tail can keep the best of us from thincking...
Rakhir's Avatar
Not to pick on Boardman but I noticed theme here.
This thread is awesome!
ThatManFromTexas's Avatar
A dog sitting next to a train track laid his tail over the rail. A train came by and cut off the tip of his tail. The dog whirled around to check the damage and the train cut ran over his head.

The moral of the story: Don't lose your head over a little piece of tail.
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The moral of the story: Don't lose your head over a little piece of tail. Originally Posted by ThatManFromTexas
Some already have!
Welcome

Hello, and welcome!

People often describe me as a free spirit, the kind of man who prefers to live outside the rules and restrictions that can keep us from enjoying life to the fullest. I'm an adventurous person who loves a challenge—I will try anything once. This life has brought me to some rather eccentric experiences, including the adventure we may be about to share!
I am a full-time luxury companion, I'm a quality-over-quantity sort of guy, with a preference for long-term engagements and relationships that transcend the merely physical. I love the excitement of meeting new people, and the thrill of romance that is unconventional and forbidden. Without the demands and expectations of a traditional relationship, we can carve our own path and live out our wildest dreams.

About Me

I absolutely love meeting new people, and treasure this particular endeavor as a way to become intimately engaged with people I might not have met in any other circumstances. I'm open-minded, adventurous, and always eager to learn.
Physically, I am 5'11", in my late-30s, with a low well groomed hair cut and BIG brown eyes. I weigh 195 lbs, work out, and have a lean masculine figure. I love to play sports to keep myself in shape. I am a former Marine and am always carefully manicured and pedicured, dress to impress and usually wear a bit of cologne. I'm a high-energy person with plenty of stamina who always finds time to play as hard as I work!
For fun, I enjoy dancing, music, museums, hiking, being outdoors, and nearly any kind of live performance. I'm also perfectly happy sitting and talking for hours with the right person and the right glass of wine.

"Measurements" sent upon request...

Gallery

Pictures sent upon request

Packages

Just a taste(2hrs): $1000
Dinner & Dessert(4hrs): $1800
Taking our Time(6hrs): $2400
Overnight Party (if you can handle it): $3500
Weekend Getaway: $8000

I am available for travel, and happy to do so! If you would like to meet me in a city other than my current location, travel fees or minimum engagement times will apply. I require a deposit for all travel dates.

Contact

Google Voice #: 713-777-9311
Email: DickemDown@DickEmDown.com



..and yes, I did copy/paste from a providers website but it's pretty much spot on
Welcome

Hello, and welcome!

People often describe me as a free spirit, the kind of man who prefers to live outside the rules and restrictions that can keep us from enjoying life to the fullest. I'm an adventurous person who loves a challenge—I will try anything once. This life has brought me to some rather eccentric experiences, including the adventure we may be about to share!
I am a full-time luxury companion, I'm a quality-over-quantity sort of guy, with a preference for long-term engagements and relationships that transcend the merely physical. I love the excitement of meeting new people, and the thrill of romance that is unconventional and forbidden. Without the demands and expectations of a traditional relationship, we can carve our own path and live out our wildest dreams.

About Me

I absolutely love meeting new people, and treasure this particular endeavor as a way to become intimately engaged with people I might not have met in any other circumstances. I'm open-minded, adventurous, and always eager to learn.
Physically, I am 5'11", in my late-30s, with a low well groomed hair cut and BIG brown eyes. I weigh 195 lbs, work out, and have a lean masculine figure. I love to play sports to keep myself in shape. I am a former Marine and am always carefully manicured and pedicured, dress to impress and usually wear a bit of cologne. I'm a high-energy person with plenty of stamina who always finds time to play as hard as I work!
For fun, I enjoy dancing, music, museums, hiking, being outdoors, and nearly any kind of live performance. I'm also perfectly happy sitting and talking for hours with the right person and the right glass of wine.

"Measurements" sent upon request...

Gallery

Pictures sent upon request

Packages

just a taste (2 hrs)
$1,000dinner and desert (4 hrs)$1,800taking our time (6 hrs)$2,400overnight slumber party$3,500weekend getaway$8,000Just a taste(2hrs): $1000
Dinner & Dessert(4hrs): $1800
Taking our Time(6hrs): $2400
Overnight Party (if you can handle it): $3500
Weekend Getaway: $8000

I am available for travel, and happy to do so! If you would like to meet me in a city other than my current location, travel fees or minimum engagement times will apply. I require a deposit for all travel dates.

Contact

Google Voice #: 713-777-9311
Email: DickemDown@DickEmDown.com



..and yes, I did copy/paste from a provders website but it's pretty much spot on Originally Posted by DickEmDown
DED,,,,,,You posted that......but you serious as a heart attack.......lol
boardman's Avatar


..and yes, I did copy/paste from a providers website but it's pretty much spot on Originally Posted by DickEmDown
AND you used spell check.....
Eccie Addict's Avatar
If your cotton tail is in the way you might need to rethinck how you are doing it. Originally Posted by pyramider
I was talking about the suit not the tail lol
DED,,,,,,You posted that......but you serious as a heart attack.......lol Originally Posted by SOULMANIKE
Fo' Sho'

AND you used spell check..... Originally Posted by boardman
Actually, I didn't so I guess she did...
Hey sexy, i just came across your ad and wondering if you are unhappy with your folks and am ready for an upgrade. I really like your style and the way you present yourself. Please make the right decision and choose up with a real class A professional manager like myself. We can travel the world baby and get this money. If you want the finer things in life baby call me anytime, Pimp Cat is at your service. Pimpn aint pimpn without a good bottom Bitch, ya dig!!!


Welcome

Hello, and welcome!

People often describe me as a free spirit, the kind of man who prefers to live outside the rules and restrictions that can keep us from enjoying life to the fullest. I'm an adventurous person who loves a challenge—I will try anything once. This life has brought me to some rather eccentric experiences, including the adventure we may be about to share!
I am a full-time luxury companion, I'm a quality-over-quantity sort of guy, with a preference for long-term engagements and relationships that transcend the merely physical. I love the excitement of meeting new people, and the thrill of romance that is unconventional and forbidden. Without the demands and expectations of a traditional relationship, we can carve our own path and live out our wildest dreams.

About Me

I absolutely love meeting new people, and treasure this particular endeavor as a way to become intimately engaged with people I might not have met in any other circumstances. I'm open-minded, adventurous, and always eager to learn.
Physically, I am 5'11", in my late-30s, with a low well groomed hair cut and BIG brown eyes. I weigh 195 lbs, work out, and have a lean masculine figure. I love to play sports to keep myself in shape. I am a former Marine and am always carefully manicured and pedicured, dress to impress and usually wear a bit of cologne. I'm a high-energy person with plenty of stamina who always finds time to play as hard as I work!
For fun, I enjoy dancing, music, museums, hiking, being outdoors, and nearly any kind of live performance. I'm also perfectly happy sitting and talking for hours with the right person and the right glass of wine.

"Measurements" sent upon request...

Gallery

Pictures sent upon request

Packages

Just a taste(2hrs): $1000
Dinner & Dessert(4hrs): $1800
Taking our Time(6hrs): $2400
Overnight Party (if you can handle it): $3500
Weekend Getaway: $8000

I am available for travel, and happy to do so! If you would like to meet me in a city other than my current location, travel fees or minimum engagement times will apply. I require a deposit for all travel dates.

Contact

Google Voice #: 713-777-9311
Email: DickemDown@DickEmDown.com



..and yes, I did copy/paste from a providers website but it's pretty much spot on Originally Posted by DickEmDown
boardman's Avatar
Fo' Sho'



Actually, I didn't so I guess she did... Originally Posted by DickEmDown
Stop it..............you're killing me!
Hey sexy, i just came across your ad and wondering if you are unhappy with your folks and am ready for an upgrade. I really like your style and the way you present yourself. Please make the right decision and choose up with a real class A professional manager like myself. We can travel the world baby and get this money. If you want the finer things in life baby call me anytime, Pimp Cat is at your service. Pimpn aint pimpn without a good bottom Bitch, ya dig!!! Originally Posted by babydollsnow
Sorry sweetie, I work alone...

However, anytime you want to get this Dick, holla at a brother

I'll give you the "I just had a baby" discount
boardman's Avatar
Hey sexy, i just came across your ad and wondering if you are unhappy with your folks and am ready for an upgrade. I really like your style and the way you present yourself. Please make the right decision and choose up with a real class A professional manager like myself. We can travel the world baby and get this money. If you want the finer things in life baby call me anytime, Pimp Cat is at your service. Pimpn aint pimpn without a good bottom Bitch, ya dig!!! Originally Posted by babydollsnow

DED....im gonna take you up on that....4'SHO

Pimp Cat (Boardman) see i told you it wouldnt work....next time we gotta be more discreet!!!