I'm still giggling at the idea of little chidrens hanging on to a necklace and standing on Mommy's butt while she goes on about her day!
I'm telling ya, this place is priceless!
Ironically, there is some building evidence that the original homo sapiens were quite cruel to the Neanderthals leading to their demise.I bet the first white dude was like, "this straight hair sucks. And why did my weiner get smaller? All of a sudden, I can't dance. But at least I can fuck providers."
But, this is true. White-skinned people evolved from Blacks. As humans migrated to cooler climates, they spent less time in direct sunlight therefore requiring less melanin in their skin to protect from the sun's harmful rays. Also, there was less of a requirement for curly, matted hair to protect from the sun and to cool the head. The development of white skin and straighter hair was in response to the cooler/colder environment. As humans migrated to yet colder environments (ie: what is now Mongolia) they developed the characteristic epicanthic fold to protect the eyes from the glare of snowfall.
Either that, or it was the Koalas. Originally Posted by StinkyFingers
I bet the first white dude was like, "this straight hair sucks. And why did my weiner get smaller? All of a sudden, I can't dance. But at least I can fuck providers." Originally Posted by HumbleHobbyistYes, and in addition this was a huge step forward for the NBA providers because they finally had a customer.
When Marco Polo arrived in Japan he made fun of the Japanese because they bathed everyday...really? He needed to think he was better. He was too stupid or rather too caught up in his own need to feel superior he didn't realize he was dissing himself and his people. Originally Posted by 90Jumpin' Jehosaphat! The Royal Society or the Smithsonian would consider this breaking news; have you somehow acquired some previously unknown lost sections of his Travels? How did he fit a trip to Japan into his timeline? Did he abscond from his Italian prison cell and zip over there while the Genoese weren't looking?
What makes you human is your African DNA. Homo sapiens are the black people! Which means that most phenotypes are found in black people (dark skin, brown skin, white skin, straight hair, curly hair, kinky hair, blond hair, short, tall, stocky, thin lips, thick lips, mongoloid eyes, narrow noses, wide noses, etc) and there are many many types of black people. They all don't look alike, think alike, behave alike. Originally Posted by 9090, appreciate your posts, but just a suggestion. Your argument will be better understood if you use paragraph breaks to separate your points. No one is going to read through one long run-on block of text. Keep it simple and direct. For instance, instead of all you have written above, you could have simply said:
..........maybe some grape soda too. Originally Posted by internet_inventor2
I thought you people liked red soda...WTF? Originally Posted by boardman
Well I am partial to scrawberry myself but it is known that grape soda is the beverage of choice unless I repeat unless there is some kool aid around then all bets are off. Originally Posted by internet_inventor2You must didn't grow up in the "Hood" II2, because Cat Daddy is right, it's RED soda...all day, every day and twice on Sundays