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  • 11-06-2014, 10:52 AM
This fucking guy needs therapy. . Originally Posted by JohnnyYanks
I'll say....If I requested a freshly cooked meal and some cunty wench tried to shame me into taking a reheated one that others had taken a bite out of. I wouldn't be saying I was misunderstood, I'd be pointing out a crazy bitch and more than a few of her WK's!



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I'll say....If I requested a freshly cooked meal and some cunty wench tried to shame me into taking a reheated one that others had taken a bite out of. I wouldn't be saying I was misunderstood, I'd be pointing out a crazy bitch and more than a few of her WK's! Originally Posted by WTF
Whatever. Dude has a Body of Work
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Overfed and underloved. Some things don't change.

Did you put on the potato sack for Halloween? Originally Posted by JohnnyYanks
LOL....someone asked me about that thread the other day! TFF. The potato sack has been retired....too itchy!!! I prefer sittin' nekkid in the corner while pondering the actions and words of others. Much less cumbersome!

I'm always happy to give ya a little lovin', hon. Next time you're in the big D or even if ya wanna make a special trip...
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If I requested a freshly cooked meal and some cunty wench tried to shame me into taking a reheated one that others had taken a bite out of. Originally Posted by WTF
Do you realized you screwed up the analogy by adding the bolded text, presumably for emphasis? The OP did not voice concern about being pressured into accepting unappealing slots, nor did he mention his time being shorted.

Ultimately your analogy is like the OP's arguments - forced, and thus ineffective.
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I have found that girls in general and providers in particular can be very touchy and I was hoping that by bringing out these misconceptions to the light of day that they might be dispelled and communications thereby enhanced. So why is there so much hostility in just holding the conversation? Originally Posted by Fast Gunn
I'll answer that for you...

You're assuming that the responses you receive from these girls are the same responses we all receive from providers, and women in general...you're wrong. These things don't happen to the rest of us...because we're not morons who don't know how to talk to providers, or women in general...or because we don't talk to the idiotic providers, or women in general...

You seem to be the only guy in the world who is doubling down on stupid...
Actually, SAangel, I strive to be Mr. Diplomacy and do ask politely for what I want.
However, that is very often not enough and I have been misunderstood many times in spite of trying to be nice.
People always seem inclined to read something into what was said that was never intended.
Originally Posted by Fast Gunn
Oh really? Mr. Diplomacy? Allow me to bring up the recent past.


. . . Caroline, you might want to take a bubble bath and sip a glass of wine and consider why you impute motives to your customers that may only be in your pretty little head.

Originally Posted by Fast Gunn
Condescending and patronizing.

Well, first of all, Caroline, it was never my intention to ridicule you in any way whatsoever.
I respect providers because I know their profession is often difficult.
However, that imagined slight does highlight the exact point that I have been trying to make here.


Originally Posted by Fast Gunn
"Imagined slight." Heh.



. . . I can understand how haggling over price or wanting something not on her menu might upset her, but then arguing with a woman's logic has never been productive so it's better just to avoid that scene.
Originally Posted by Fast Gunn
Oh, no, that's not misogynistic at all.

There is actually a long list of valid reasons as why a client might request the first appointment.
Originally Posted by Fast Gunn
We're still waiting on that "long list." Or do you just say things based on imaginary justification to back up your claims and hope no one calls you on it? I called you on it. The words came out of your mouth (figuratively speaking). I didn't force you to say them. Now I'm just asking you to back them up, or wear the brand that you're full of sh*t and will just throw out claims with absolutely no evidence to back them up, just so you can seem right.


1. Flexible Schedule.
2. Prefer to be her first.
Hey, wait a minute here!
I just saw the trick!
You are trying to make me justify to you my early appointment, but I am the customer, you know, the one with the money, therefore, I get to decide when I want to see you.
Originally Posted by Fast Gunn
Oh, that's right, you did try. And failed. Pathetic attempt to dodge by accusing us of trying to "trick" you when you ran out of reasons at (kind of) two. Yes, asking someone to back up a claim they brought up in the first place is very "tricky."

Caroline, why are you being so damned difficult with me?
Originally Posted by Fast Gunn
Because you thought you were picking on a weakling who was going to let you be a jerk and try to make me look like a fool for your own amusement and an obsessive need to feel superior. Except I find people like you amusing. You say things that are so rude, arrogant, insulting, demeaning, and ridiculous, and then are honestly shocked when people bite back. I bit back, and you're upset that I won't learn my place. Deal with it.


This entire discussion began with one of your very own conclusions (not to mention erroneous)

Originally Posted by Fast Gunn
You have yet to prove my position erroneous.



If you could stop your runaway brain and be objective for a minute, you would see that the problem is actually only an imaginary one that you yourself concocted and projected.

Originally Posted by Fast Gunn
Pointing fingers in the wrong direction, sweetie. So far, you are the only one that has concocted a claim he can't back up. There is no reason for a gentleman to demand the first appointment of the day other than the fact that he thinks she is (to put it politely) no longer "fresh" after she has seen someone. Asking for an EARLY appointment is not the same as demanding to be FIRST. We've been over this. But you chose a position without thinking it through and now you're desperate to be right, so you'll keep deflecting the hard questions and trying to discredit me whenever you get the chance.



I object to such a venomous and unfounded accusations of my sterling character.

Originally Posted by Fast Gunn
Sterling character. Heh.



. . . Furthermore, you might consider that your sessions would be more enjoyable if you would see your customers in a more favorable light.

Originally Posted by Fast Gunn
I am very good at what I do and I enjoy it immensely, as I'm sure any of my wonderful clients would tell you. I simply don't suffer stupidity well. Which really is only a problem for you and WTF so far.



. . .We won't speak further about this matter as we appreciate the modest limits of female logic, such as it is.
Originally Posted by Fast Gunn
Lol, again, that's not misogynistic at all.

Well, I have been misunderstood before and I suspect that it won't be the last.
Originally Posted by Fast Gunn
Perhaps it is time for you to consider that it is not we who are misunderstanding. Just a suggestion.


I have nothing against women. A good woman is a prize, but honestly they can be so exasperating sometimes.
Originally Posted by Fast Gunn
Really?! It is fascinating to me that you don't see how many decades behind the curve you are when it comes to seeing women as people. The fact that most of the things you have to say about women could easily be lines spoken in Mad Men should be a pretty big clue.

It sounds to me that you are more interested in creating an artificial argument than in seeing the reality as it is.
Originally Posted by Fast Gunn
Once again, you are the only person that has proved they can't back up what they claim. No room to start accusing others of creating artificial arguments, I'm afraid.



. . . I imagine that back when folks thought the world was flat, you would be right there with your meager math skills to show Eratosthenes how his calculations about the earth's structure were incorrect.
Originally Posted by Fast Gunn
Did you really just try to discredit his simple (and correct) math on the subject by comparing it to people who disbelieved extremely advanced astronomic equations that they couldn't possibly understand? Maybe the two are the same for you....

I do not understand the analogy in your cryptic message, Marie.
Originally Posted by Fast Gunn
Her message was neither cryptic nor difficult for anyone else to understand. The problem, methinks, lies with you.


So far I have received pretty much nothing except snide remarks, accusations and repeated requested for the list of reasons, but even that was not a legitimate request.
Originally Posted by Fast Gunn
I assure you, it was a legitimate request. You just choose not to believe so because you can't back up what you claim.



I will therefore offer another example of how unreasonable girls can be and just how trivial a reason she needs for cancelling an appointment.
Originally Posted by Fast Gunn
Perhaps you should stop seeing "girls" and try grown women for a change. If you can find any that will see you.

Originally Posted by Fast Gunn
This truly demonstrates the level of maturity and genius with which we are dealing. I'm sure to you this is a scientific map and deserving of serious contemplation.

What?

Do you mean to say that you ladies are only in this business because of the money?

. . .Here I thought you were all about customer satisfaction!

Originally Posted by Fast Gunn
Sorry, couldn't resist. This is still one of my favorite little nuggets of your "wisdom."

So just where in the world, did you get that wild notion of the the vagina being "self-cleaning?
Originally Posted by Fast Gunn
Science. Or what you might know as "vile magic." I really can't tell what your relationship with science might be. Doesn't seem to be a close one, at any rate.

Well, once again in spite of being a bright lady. Originally Posted by Fast Gunn
Thank you.

you have reached a wrong conclusion, CD.
Originally Posted by Fast Gunn
No, I haven't.



. . .Emotional management is vital to a successful life, but very few practice, much less perfect the art-form.
Originally Posted by Fast Gunn
You mean like dealing with rejection well instead of throwing a tantrum when the bitch refuses?

Really....funny how you never acknowledged JessicaKnightly well thought out response. Was she trying to shame a female for having an opinion a man didn't give her.

Care to respond to her post? Originally Posted by WTF
Sure do. I probably wouldn't mind a lot of things that irk me now if my minimum was $1500. She has a different business strategy and perspective. If you want to pay me $1500+ then I'm delighted to let you be the first and only of the day. But I only ask $400, so to make as much as her minimum, I have to work 4 hours. That might be two 2hr appointments, or four 1hr appointments. So, unless I only ever book dinner dates or overnights, not everyone can be the first of the day if I'm going to try to keep up with a $1500 minimum lady.

And somehow I doubt you and FG are seeing $1500 ladies on a regular basis, so she's not representative of the ladies YOU demand such special treatment from. I guarantee you there are things that irk her that probably don't bother me at all. It doesn't make my position or opinion on this topic any less valid.

Caroline, please heed my warning on this.

Do not mess with WTF.

Usually we keep him hidden under a rock, but sometimes he crawls out just to cause mischief or maybe run a sweet girl off the board with his acrid remarks.

I think he secretly wants to be the Queen Bitch of the board and feels threatened by you.

WTF is actually more like the Eccie version of Ebola, but we are working urgently on a vaccine for this deadly virus.
Originally Posted by Fast Gunn
I appreciate the warning and the concern, but I'm very familiar with WTF and his bitchiness. I am unthreatened. It's a SHMB, and nothing he says can actually harm me. I like to keep that in perspective.

I'll say....If I requested a freshly cooked meal and some cunty wench tried to shame me into taking a reheated one that others had taken a bite out of. I wouldn't be saying I was misunderstood, I'd be pointing out a crazy bitch and more than a few of her WK's!
Originally Posted by WTF
That analogy doesn't work. If you requested a freshly cooked meal and then demanded that no one else had used the plate that day, whether it had been washed or not, the staff would laugh you out of the building. None of us are trying to serve you "reheated food." We will be fresh and clean when you arrive, or else you should write in your review that she was not and never see her again. We simply only have one plate on which to serve your food, and we keep it very fresh and sanitary. If you don't like that reality, then perhaps pay for play is not for you. You can't pay us to "rent" our vagina, and then get pissed that other people also get to rent it. You want one no one else touches? Put a ring on it and buy it. Otherwise, learn to share. And you are once again proving my position on the subject. Gents who request the first appointment absolutely mean that they think we're dirty and disgusting after that. Thanks for the assist, honey.
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Dude, are you still living in your mother's basement?

. . . As for morons, you would be the perfect poster child for stupidity!




I'll answer that for you...

You're assuming that the responses you receive from these girls are the same responses we all receive from providers, and women in general...you're wrong. These things don't happen to the rest of us...because we're not morons who don't know how to talk to providers, or women in general...or because we don't talk to the idiotic providers, or women in general...

You seem to be the only guy in the world who is doubling down on stupid... Originally Posted by Wakeup
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Dude, are you still living in your mother's basement?

. . . As for morons, you would be the perfect poster child for stupidity!

Originally Posted by Fast Gunn


People who live in glass houses should gently lay down the boulders they constantly are attempting to throw at other's houses, hon. Seems they'd get tired of 'em landing on their own feet.


Take a break and go read some philosophy or something. If ya find that a bit more than you can comprehend, then might I suggest, "Men are from Mars and Women are from Venus. It'd be a start in the right direction for ya, if nothing else and it's a fairly easy and short read. If reading is too much, you might try sitting still and focus on breathing for a while.
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...most of the things you have to say about women could easily be lines spoken in Mad Men ... Originally Posted by CarolineDavenport
Umm, NO! Bert Cooper must be turning over in his grave.
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I'm always happy to give ya a little lovin' Originally Posted by MaxiMilyen
Careful, lest these mongers get the wrong idea.
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As for the Tolstoy's tirade, Wow!

I didn't know you were keeping such a complete dossier on me.

You mentioned just about everything except my skydiving incident and my credit score, but I'm sure you'll find something insulting to say about that too.

I may have to write a special algorithm to account for every misconception you have, but let me get back to you on that once I can decode the entirety of your angry message and crunch out the numbers.

. . . I have a feeling that someone done you wrong and now you want to punish me for it.

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Careful, lest these mongers get the wrong idea. Originally Posted by inspector farquar


I know, right!?!? LOL
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I have angry feelings because my Mommy done me wrong and now I want to punish you for it Originally Posted by Fast Gunn
FTFY
As for the Tolstoy's tirade, Wow!

I didn't know you were keeping such a complete dossier on me.

You mentioned just about everything except my skydiving incident and my credit score, but I'm sure you'll find something insulting to say about that too.

I may have to write a special algorithm to account for every misconception you have, but let me get back to you on that once I can decode the entirety of your angry message and crunch out the numbers.

. . . I have a feeling that someone done you wrong and now you want to punish me for it.

Originally Posted by Fast Gunn
Yes, it couldn't possibly just be you.

No need to keep a dossier. All of these shining examples of your wit are located in this and one other thread. I could chase down other posts by you and come up with some gems, I'm sure, but I think we have enough to work with right here.

And if you're crunching numbers, please excuse me for not holding my breath. The simple math Old-T tried to map out for you seemed somewhat beyond your comprehension.
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holy shit....people are still engaging this idiot troll?

fast gunn is proof eccie needs a new moderating policy that includes a time out bin and mods who'll drop the fucking hammer.