How to Be an Escort's Favorite Client

Because when people cuddle and talk about feelings Threads like this one are created... Originally Posted by Dorthy_Monroe

DM is wise beyond her years.

Heh, I think my efforts at being my atf's atf annoy her. I don't believe that this list or any list can predict when a woman will alter her business arrangement with a man to be something more personal. Of course, good hygiene and not being a dick are probably good starts. Originally Posted by Texas1

Ya wanna be a favorite.....Pay her regularly....Simple......:chee rs:

Ya wanna be a favorite.....Pay her regularly....Simple......:chee rs: Originally Posted by Jettech01

Finally A Man Who Has A Brain...

Hey, I thought the ladies want cuddling and sweet talking ...

...and blatantly needy patheticism.

...and blatantly needy patheticism. Originally Posted by thathottnurse

Fuck.......................... .......

You made me Google.... Almost a real word...

On the internet it is.

Zani knows he luvs him some made up, Jesse Jackson vocab.

Am I the only one who sees this as a desperate cry for attention? Although it's amusing to cut up and mock the OP, let's call a spade a spade. The wiki this is copied from is nothing more than a narrow version of our own "Sticky" A polite reminder to the guys of things that should be obvious... Am I the only one that has read this? Although lacking the cute cartoons, it is far more informative than the wiki. As it has many comments from local providers, girls who you are actually able to see... Real flesh and bone women, no cartoons. If OP had read this, perhaps he wouldn't have the problems of being called a John or a Trick.
This board is all about information exchange, but you have to do your homework. This ain't school where you can get the smart kid to do your homework for ya. Smart kids here don't give a fuck if you flunk out...

Riddle me this...

Why do I want to fuck Lauren until she passes out? Originally Posted by Wakeup

This is why I want her to pass out... Originally Posted by Wakeup

Perhaps it's a latent necrophilia fetish,
you want a girl who just lays there and plays dead.
Someone has you well trained.

^^

Left field called...they want their comment back...

Uhhh,oh Shit.

Zanzi's next thread title: How To Be Every Fucktard's Hobby Hero

I'd actually rename this one: "The Art of Reverse Psychology, using Johns and Tricks as examples of Just How Simple It Really Is" (urban dic version).

Left field called...they want their comment back... Originally Posted by Wakeup

Yeah sorry about that, I've been busy lately, work... getting laid... sometimes I get a moment to eat and sleep (but not often)
My timing's been off and it's seriously affecting the comedic value of my posts. I may be coming down with the flu... The sun was in my eyes... My dawg ate my homework... uh, am I forgetting anything?