Peter Fucktard Cotton Tail

:facepalm:

Time for a little education, I suppose:

An Emmy Award, or simply Emmy, recognizes excellence in the television industry, and corresponds to the Academy Award (for film/movies), the Tony Award (for theatre), and the Grammy Award (for music).

BTW, I now agree 100% w/ your statement. Carry on...... Originally Posted by TIADave

Grammy was funnier...ijs

Dont forget zip ties haha Originally Posted by Dorthy_Monroe

We did not have zip ties back then.

We did not have zip ties back then. Originally Posted by pyramider

What Did You Have Ducktape lol

Nice bump, D_M. Very nice.

ha! nice thread. wasn't here to read this one. seems I missed it by a few days.

reminded me of this blind date episode



what dude goes on a blind date, to see escort (for fbsm or fs), to gym, to a doctor, oh just anywhere your clothes my part company with you with some drawers that should be in the trash? much less not clean and spiffy your ass up at least a little?

if the girl had some TP in her ass crack or some dirty undies what would we think?

oh eccie, the stories you must have buried away here

edit:
if someone already mentioned this I didn't even scan the inbetween pages so my bad

Nice bump, D_M. Very nice. Originally Posted by bbkid

I know huh

Ah! Gross! I can't even imagine. Vomit!

😷

Ah! Gross! I can't even imagine. Vomit! Originally Posted by SerenitySeeks

Lol

😷 Originally Posted by lookn4boobies

EXACTLY

I wouldn't have made it through the massage. That's disgusting.
Who TF can't feel that much toilet paper!?

Now that's the funniest shit I've read here in a long time....

I wouldn't have made it through the massage. That's disgusting.
Who TF can't feel that much toilet paper!? Originally Posted by Sexy Katrina

Idk but me thinks he has always been defeated by toilet paper

So from your own words it appears as if your almighty screening process which you brag about so often didn't work this time.
With all of the patting yourself on the back you do regarding your superior screening process, this one appears to have been an epic failure. Thanks for pointing that out to us.