Favorite Witty Quotes

Do you know the difference between justice and punishment..?

"This is a giant cock."

- Amber Waves (Boogie Nights)

Cleaner than a bleached chitlin'





--Bro

"A man may fight for many things. His country, his principles, his friends. The glistening tear on the cheek of a golden child. But personally, I'd mud-wrestle my own mother for a ton of cash, an amusing clock and a sack of French porn."

"Hey, you know what they say: see a broad to get dat booty yak 'em...

...LEG 'ER DOWN A SMACK 'EM YAK 'EM!!!

"Cool got to be! Y'know?


"Shiiiiit."


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Words to live by.

"I want to sleep but my brain won't quit talking to itself!" *Unknown

My Dad used to tell me; 'Boy, don't ever miss a good chance to shut up!" *Dr. Phil

"You're short on ears and long on mouth" *John Wayne

"Where the white women at?"



- Sheriff Bart: "Blazing Saddles"

Excuse me while I whip this out...

There is no wrong way....to do the right thing...

Never forget to Remember..

Anytime you pass up sex...Ur just cheating urself.

Big tits are like air conditioning on a car...
you dont have to have em to get where ur going...but it sure makes the ride nice.

Only You..can prevent forest fires..

Just the tip...i promise..

People would have to post Blazing Saddles quotes.

"Now go do that Voodoo that you do so well"
Harvey Korman

The best way to find out If you can trust somebody Is to trust them


--Hemingway

Don't gain the world and lose your soul, wisdom is better than silver or gold. Bob Marley

If at first you don't succeed, try and try again!!

Blood is thicker than water...

Don't let anybody Flimflam you.... This quote was often said by my Daddy. RIP
M.M.