GUYS WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU SHOWED UP AT A PROVIDERS INCALL AND SHE GREETED YOU TOTALLY NUDE AND A LITTLE HIGH WITH CUM ALL OVER HER TITS, CHIN AND LIPS?

Slit that fucken bitch's throat for (A) insulting me like that and (B) being so goddamn disgusting. End of story Originally Posted by Little Monster

Geez bro, anger much? WTF?

Make you clean yourself up then creampie you multiple times.

Hand her a small donation and leave. Even that is questionable. It's not a secret providers have more than one client but when a client shows up they are most important. There should be no signs of a previous session and the provider should be looking fantastic for you.

Turn around and leave immediately. Gross!

Geez bro, anger much? WTF? Originally Posted by corona

Nah, not angry at all sir. Just my twisted sense of humor that's all.

Every time I see someone I am freshly showered and groomed and I expect the same in return. If she is not clean and fresh I will not enjoy myself.

By the way, I am always clean and fresh unless there is a special request. I am low volume and take great pride in my preparation and appearance))

Do you offer FSAYE

Fake semen actually yogurt experience?

Boltfan, I have never offered it but I guess I could. Did you want to eat it out of my pussy?

Do you offer FSAYE

Fake semen actually yogurt experience? Originally Posted by Boltfan

Hear the porn flicks actually use piña colada mix for a lot of scenes like that.

I would tell you that you should shower and douche between clients as I am walking off.

Boltfan, I have never offered it but I guess I could. Did you want to eat it out of my pussy? Originally Posted by Teagenluv

Let the client have to determine whether it’s Yogurt or Splooge in that scenario

By the way, I am always clean and fresh unless there is a special request. I am low volume and take great pride in my preparation and appearance)) Originally Posted by Teagenluv

I believe that 100% but in the scenario described at the beginning I would have to assume that woman was not clean.

Did you want to eat it out of my pussy? Originally Posted by Teagenluv

YES! Yes I would like some yogurt please.

Would not find the original posed question sexy or hot. Instead I would take you directly to the shower and clean you up, then spank you for being a very bad girl :-)

As I said, I am always very clean but men still spank me for being a very naughty girl)))