NO black guys

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  • Tetas
  • 05-21-2013, 01:47 PM
I'm still giggling at the idea of little chidrens hanging on to a necklace and standing on Mommy's butt while she goes on about her day!

I'm telling ya, this place is priceless!
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Ironically, there is some building evidence that the original homo sapiens were quite cruel to the Neanderthals leading to their demise.

But, this is true. White-skinned people evolved from Blacks. As humans migrated to cooler climates, they spent less time in direct sunlight therefore requiring less melanin in their skin to protect from the sun's harmful rays. Also, there was less of a requirement for curly, matted hair to protect from the sun and to cool the head. The development of white skin and straighter hair was in response to the cooler/colder environment. As humans migrated to yet colder environments (ie: what is now Mongolia) they developed the characteristic epicanthic fold to protect the eyes from the glare of snowfall.

Either that, or it was the Koalas. Originally Posted by StinkyFingers
I bet the first white dude was like, "this straight hair sucks. And why did my weiner get smaller? All of a sudden, I can't dance. But at least I can fuck providers."
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  • zme
  • 05-21-2013, 05:59 PM
I bet the first white dude was like, "this straight hair sucks. And why did my weiner get smaller? All of a sudden, I can't dance. But at least I can fuck providers." Originally Posted by HumbleHobbyist
Yes, and in addition this was a huge step forward for the NBA providers because they finally had a customer.
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Actually, they were probably NWA.
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And I don't mean ninjas wit attitudes
  • 90
  • 05-21-2013, 10:53 PM
to the Natasteew character and the two "likes" it depends on what you mean by evolved. There are dudes in here that french kiss women they know do bbbj or tuma. Evolved you tit means not primal. There are primal behaviors in all races. Shit, when you think about it racism can be rather primal (you kill people, rape them, destroy their shit, take their land, force them to labor and then claim they deserve it because you brought them civilization? nah that's fear, and when the less evolved get scared somebody's gonna die!) Are you really that narrow minded. If you need to have someone to put down to fell better about yourself then your like that dirty kid in school that never washes his hands and eats boogers but you make fun of the fat kid to feel better about yourself. Just a bully! When Marco Polo arrived in Japan he made fun of the Japanese because they bathed everyday...really? He needed to think he was better. He was too stupid or rather too caught up in his own need to feel superior he didn't realize he was dissing himself and his people. There are too many different types of Blacks worldwide to simply think your better than all. Detroit? Africa? Did you not understand my post? What makes you human is your African DNA. Homo sapiens are the black people! Which means that most phenotypes are found in black people (dark skin, brown skin, white skin, straight hair, curly hair, kinky hair, blond hair, short, tall, stocky, thin lips, thick lips, mongoloid eyes, narrow noses, wide noses, etc) and there are many many types of black people. They all don't look alike, think alike, behave alike. I knew some dumbass couldn't just leave it alone. Share your race and I'll tell you the shit about your folks.
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When Marco Polo arrived in Japan he made fun of the Japanese because they bathed everyday...really? He needed to think he was better. He was too stupid or rather too caught up in his own need to feel superior he didn't realize he was dissing himself and his people. Originally Posted by 90
Jumpin' Jehosaphat! The Royal Society or the Smithsonian would consider this breaking news; have you somehow acquired some previously unknown lost sections of his Travels? How did he fit a trip to Japan into his timeline? Did he abscond from his Italian prison cell and zip over there while the Genoese weren't looking?

Surely you wouldn't be confusing the Han with the Japanese; they don't look anything alike.

Your post was sheer genius, or else a glittering jewel of colossal ignorance. Pick one.
What makes you human is your African DNA. Homo sapiens are the black people! Which means that most phenotypes are found in black people (dark skin, brown skin, white skin, straight hair, curly hair, kinky hair, blond hair, short, tall, stocky, thin lips, thick lips, mongoloid eyes, narrow noses, wide noses, etc) and there are many many types of black people. They all don't look alike, think alike, behave alike. Originally Posted by 90
90, appreciate your posts, but just a suggestion. Your argument will be better understood if you use paragraph breaks to separate your points. No one is going to read through one long run-on block of text. Keep it simple and direct. For instance, instead of all you have written above, you could have simply said:

"Ontogeny Recapitulates Phylogeny."

See what I mean? Everyone understands that.

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Damn, this thread is still alive....

Well I'm off to eat some fried chicken with Tiger..........maybe some grape soda too.
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Damn, this thread is still alive....

Well I'm off to eat some fried chicken with Tiger..........maybe some grape soda too. Originally Posted by internet_inventor2
I thought you people liked red soda...WTF?
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Well I am partial to scrawberry myself but it is known that grape soda is the beverage of choice unless I repeat unless there is some kool aid around then all bets are off.

Let's talk dessert next, a fruit in the melon family by chance.
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..........maybe some grape soda too. Originally Posted by internet_inventor2
One of my favorite flavas, too.
..........maybe some grape soda too. Originally Posted by internet_inventor2
I thought you people liked red soda...WTF? Originally Posted by boardman
Well I am partial to scrawberry myself but it is known that grape soda is the beverage of choice unless I repeat unless there is some kool aid around then all bets are off. Originally Posted by internet_inventor2
You must didn't grow up in the "Hood" II2, because Cat Daddy is right, it's RED soda...all day, every day and twice on Sundays
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There was this NBA chick that I spoke to a while go. I jokingly told her that since I jacked off to her showcase, she was still responsible for making me cum. She responded back talking about, "Well, you should at least give me 50 bucks for that."

I told her I could send it to her, or she could get it in person.

So, should I count that as a freebie?
Kool aid with 2 cups of suga