To the gents - Whats your fee if roles were reversed

BDS did you get my email?

BDS did you get my email? Originally Posted by Eccie Addict

CHECK YOUR PM

Got it

All I read was 5'11 and marine, ....im sold........

You got a layaway plan?........come dick me down.......Thancks!

BDS......I think we found another member of the all-star team.

Welcome

Hello, and welcome!

People often describe me as a free spirit, the kind of man who prefers to live outside the rules and restrictions that can keep us from enjoying life to the fullest. I'm an adventurous person who loves a challenge—I will try anything once. This life has brought me to some rather eccentric experiences, including the adventure we may be about to share!
I am a full-time luxury companion, I'm a quality-over-quantity sort of guy, with a preference for long-term engagements and relationships that transcend the merely physical. I love the excitement of meeting new people, and the thrill of romance that is unconventional and forbidden. Without the demands and expectations of a traditional relationship, we can carve our own path and live out our wildest dreams.

About Me

I absolutely love meeting new people, and treasure this particular endeavor as a way to become intimately engaged with people I might not have met in any other circumstances. I'm open-minded, adventurous, and always eager to learn.
Physically, I am 5'11", in my late-30s, with a low well groomed hair cut and BIG brown eyes. I weigh 195 lbs, work out, and have a lean masculine figure. I love to play sports to keep myself in shape. I am a former Marine and am always carefully manicured and pedicured, dress to impress and usually wear a bit of cologne. I'm a high-energy person with plenty of stamina who always finds time to play as hard as I work!
For fun, I enjoy dancing, music, museums, hiking, being outdoors, and nearly any kind of live performance. I'm also perfectly happy sitting and talking for hours with the right person and the right glass of wine.

"Measurements" sent upon request...

Gallery

Pictures sent upon request

Packages

Just a taste(2hrs): $1000
Dinner & Dessert(4hrs): $1800
Taking our Time(6hrs): $2400
Overnight Party (if you can handle it): $3500
Weekend Getaway: $8000

I am available for travel, and happy to do so! If you would like to meet me in a city other than my current location, travel fees or minimum engagement times will apply. I require a deposit for all travel dates.

Contact

Google Voice #: 713-777-9311
Email: DickemDown@DickEmDown.com



..and yes, I did copy/paste from a providers website but it's pretty much spot on Originally Posted by DickEmDown

All I read was 5'11 and marine, ....im sold........

You got a layaway plan?........come dick me down.......Thancks!

BDS......I think we found another member of the all-star team. Originally Posted by lisa.lisa0302

you see me tryn girl, but i was offered a discount, maybe he will give us a double or a triple discount if we bring Mila toooo and the porkskins....

What you think DED

you see me tryn girl, but i was offered a discount, maybe he will give us a double or a triple discount if we bring Mila toooo and the porkskins....

What you think DED Originally Posted by babydollsnow

Tell ya what...BDS, Lisa, & Mila...WHOA

That's one Oreo cookie I just may have to try



Your discount...

All three of yall for the price of one.
Choose a package and holla at me, no need to bring the swine...

no need to bring the swine... Originally Posted by DickEmDown

Cheap ass ho! Ain't no reason to be cutting rates.
If these gals stop bringing me my pork skins we're gonna have a problem.

I have to get Mila's approval, this is a team effort!

Tell ya what...BDS, Lisa, & Mila...WHOA

That's one Oreo cookie I just may have to try



Your discount...

All three of yall for the price of one.
Choose a package and holla at me, no need to bring the swine... Originally Posted by DickEmDown

Tell ya what...BDS, Lisa, & Mila...WHOA

That's one Oreo cookie I just may have to try



Your discount...

All three of yall for the price of one.
Choose a package and holla at me, no need to bring the swine... Originally Posted by DickEmDown

GOT MILK.....hmmmm wait i got the milk!!!

I have to get Mila's approval, this is a team effort! Originally Posted by lisa.lisa0302

Trust me...you'll get Mila's "Head bangin' against the headboard / Neighbors know my name" approval

Trust me...you'll get Mila's "Head bangin' against the headboard / Neighbors know my name" approval Originally Posted by DickEmDown

LOL...And you know this.......MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

When you have absolutely No Other Options

I may be the one...

People often describe me as old and crotchety , the kind of man who prefers to live outside the rules and restrictions that Nurse Ratchett employs to keep me from enjoying life to the fullest. I'm a challenging person who loves trying to have sex with hot young women and I will try more than once. This life has rendered me incapable of completing a lot of things, including the adventure we may be about to share!

I am a full-time lecherous companion, I'm quality and quantity short of a good reference, with a preference for long-legged , big boobed and bodacious bootied hotties that transcend the merely physical. I love the excitement of groping new women, and the thrill of using my walker in a way that is unconventional and forbidden. Without the demands and expectations of a traditional session, we can hobble down our own path and live out your mildest dreams.

About Me

I absolutely love molesting new people, and treasure this particular endeavor as a way to become intimately engaged with people's private parts I might not have met without circumcision. I'm close-minded, slow, and always eager to try to remember how to do it.

Physically, I am 4'11", in my late-130s, with some groomed hair and a BIG brown eye. I weigh 195 lbs, work out of the "HOME", and have an old guy figure. I love to play with your bits to keep myself in shape. I am a former CowBoy and am always carefully manured and cured, dress to hide the supports and usually wear a bit of Gold Star Anti-Itch Lotion. I'm a high-maintenance person with no stamina who always finds time to say I can do more than I am actually capable of.

For fun, I enjoy waking up every day ... a live performance has a whole new meaning with me. I'm also perfectly happy sitting and talking for hours about ME .

"Measurements" sent upon request...

Gallery

Pictures sent upon request

Packages

Just a taste(2hrs): One endorsed Social Security Check
Dinner & Dessert(4hrs): Two endorsed Social Security Check
Taking our Time(6hrs): Two endorsed Social Security Check and a bottle of Viagra
Overnight Party (if I can stay awake): Three endorsed Social Security Check , a bottle of Viagra and Coupons for Denny's Early Bird Special
Weekend Getaway: At my age ... I no longer deem it prudent to plan that far ahead.

I am available for travel, and happy to do so ... as long as you are within range of my electric scooter.

Contact

Google Voice #: 713-666-6969
Email: ThatManFromTexas@OldFolksHome. Com



..and yes, I did copy/paste from my profile at the Old Folks Home

When you have absolutely No Other Options

I may be the one...

People often describe me as old and crotchety , the kind of man who prefers to live outside the rules and restrictions that Nurse Ratchett employs to keep me from enjoying life to the fullest. I'm a challenging person who loves trying to have sex with hot young women and I will try more than once. This life has rendered me incapable of completing a lot of things, including the adventure we may be about to share!

I am a full-time lecherous companion, I'm quality and quantity short of a good reference, with a preference for long-legged , big boobed and bodacious bootied hotties that transcend the merely physical. I love the excitement of groping new women, and the thrill of using my walker in a way that is unconventional and forbidden. Without the demands and expectations of a traditional session, we can hobble down our own path and live out your mildest dreams.

About Me

I absolutely love molesting new people, and treasure this particular endeavor as a way to become intimately engaged with people's private parts I might not have met without circumcision. I'm close-minded, slow, and always eager to try to remember how to do it.

Physically, I am 4'11", in my late-130s, with some groomed hair and a BIG brown eye. I weigh 195 lbs, work out of the "HOME", and have an old guy figure. I love to play with your bits to keep myself in shape. I am a former CowBoy and am always carefully manured and cured, dress to hide the supports and usually wear a bit of Gold Star Anti-Itch Lotion. I'm a high-maintenance person with no stamina who always finds time to say I can do more than I am actually capable of.

For fun, I enjoy waking up every day ... a live performance has a whole new meaning with me. I'm also perfectly happy sitting and talking for hours about ME .

"Measurements" sent upon request...

Gallery

Pictures sent upon request

Packages

Just a taste(2hrs): One endorsed Social Security Check
Dinner & Dessert(4hrs): Two endorsed Social Security Check
Taking our Time(6hrs): Two endorsed Social Security Check and a bottle of Viagra
Overnight Party (if I can stay awake): Three endorsed Social Security Check , a bottle of Viagra and Coupons for Denny's Early Bird Special
Weekend Getaway: At my age ... I no longer deem it prudent to plan that far ahead.

I am available for travel, and happy to do so ... as long as you are within range of my electric scooter.

Contact

Google Voice #: 713-666-6969
Email: ThatManFromTexas@OldFolksHome. Com



..and yes, I did copy/paste from my profile at the Old Folks Home Originally Posted by ThatManFromTexas

LMAO...I'm actually laughing so hard I'm CRYING!!!!

Thanks TMFT

Classic TMFT.......
My keyboard is all fucked up!