Am I MSOG friendly?

But I'm not the one with the problem in this thread, LMAO



Hooker posts thread, "Hey, this is how I roll."

Johns: "Nooooooooooooooo!!!!!!"




Guess you didn't "like" my rebuttal to the "pussy being the biggest illusion" opinion of yours.

I just don't see what the big fucking deal is.

All I need is 5 minutes with those breasticles and some bbbj...


...and three more minutes of surfboarding that ass...maybe with a handful of that gorgeous hair...


You can spend the other 52 minutes babbling your ass off. I'll probably just ignore it unless you say something interesting. I'll be content enough in my typical 1 amazing nut.

But I'm a romantic kind of cat that way

^^^ Caroline #stayingpower

I just don't see what the big fucking deal is.

All I need is 5 minutes with those breasticles and some bbbj...


...and three more minutes of surfboarding that ass...maybe with a handful of that gorgeous hair...


You can spend the other 52 minutes babbling your ass off. I'll probably just ignore it unless you say something interesting. I'll be content enough in my typical 1 amazing nut.

But I'm a romantic kind of cat that way Originally Posted by boardman

Surfboard does happen to be one of my favorite positions. Rrrawwrrr. You sexy tom cat.

I would have no problem giving that sexy hiney a massage for 52 min LOL

Armatures!

I would have no problem giving that sexy hiney a massage for 52 min LOL Originally Posted by bojulay

Then pay her 400 bucks! Simple enough.

Then pay her 400 bucks! Simple enough. Originally Posted by WTF

Just the first 52 WTF LMAO!!

Guess you didn't "like" my rebuttal to the "pussy being the biggest illusion" opinion of yours. Originally Posted by FoxyNC

It just made no sense. This is about one pop and a disappearing pussy. Not one pop and your money disappears.

So yes a disappearing pussy is the biggest illusion known to man. A pussy you just fucked can be hiding right next to you right next to that pussy is an asshole telling that pussy to hide and you can not get so much as a sniff of it much less ever see it again!


Are some guys saying they'd rather not spend 400 bucks on what appears to be less than 20% chance they can tap it twice?
You realize this is a review board and folks will ask questions and express views...if you read that whole review thread there seemed to be no bitching going on.

But my hat is off to CD for this thread!

Caroline, you were right. LOL

Can we please get back to Caroline wanting me to surfboard her?

I found a cheap date for the guys that wouldn't be into Caroline.

From what I understand she is not much into conversation or
foreplay so no worries there, unless you want to consider a
squeaky vinyl seat cover noise conversation.

No protection is needed ether, just some rubber cement and
a few tire patches. From what I understand round 2 through 20
is no problem for her ether.

Looks like she's a little more flat than Caroline up top, but those
thingies just get in the way.

He doubles partner is an old tire inner tube from an International
Farmall Tractor. ha ha This thread is fun.

Caroline, you were right. LOL Originally Posted by FoxyNC

They are all right...CD for not wanting to see them and them for not wanting to see her. Win Dixie...

Chances are, he's looking for something else along with that. My job is to figure out what that is, and my best strategy for providing it. Originally Posted by CarolineDavenport

And she is very good at doing this, just wish it was more often.

Surfboard does happen to be one of my favorite positions. Rrrawwrrr. You sexy tom cat. Originally Posted by CarolineDavenport

that is one of the best looking ass'es ive ever seen.....9.2 out of ten!!!!!