Favorite Witty Quotes

Tolerate and be tolerated


--dearhunter

Yesterday is gone, tomorrow is not here yet but today, today is a gift, that is why it is called the present. . .

Don't outlive your money ....

I pick and joke with the people I'm friends with or the ones I think I can take, it's up to you to decide who you are

He who stands on head, have big crack up! ~Confusious

Hi Defroy ;*

MM, that's sweet!

Cut that long old dried out hair. You know who you are.

"If the shit fits"
Donald "Duck" Dunn

I am the light
It is fire you seek!

Treasure this day, and treasure yourself. Truly, neither will ever happen again. Ray Bradbury

The early bird may get the worm...
But the second mouse gets the cheese.

Take the time it takes so it takes less time.

This too shall pass.

Nothing goes over a snake's back that doesn't come back under it's belly.

The journey of a thousand miles starts with a single step.

Snakes are all alike.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret. Ambrose Bierce