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MaxiMilyen's Avatar
The owner of the Hair Club for Men....

What secret do Ace Ventura, Ralph Nader and George Jetson share? Originally Posted by St.Mateo
The actual amount of licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop.

Who wrote the book of love?
Buz Murdock's Avatar
Mister Love

Why was eveybody kung fu fighting?
Chainsaw Anthropologist's Avatar
...Why was eveybody kung fu fighting? Originally Posted by Buz Murdock


The fortune cookie said they should.

Everyone has seen a crosswalk......have you ever seen a really irate one?
St.Mateo's Avatar
No but if you step on one I will break your mommas back lol


Name the 3 branches of the Federal Govt?
gman44's Avatar
Japan, Marmalade, and Tacos

Will pigs ever fly?
MaxiMilyen's Avatar
Somewhere over the rainbow

Will hell ever really freeze over?
cheatercheater's Avatar
Max will never give me a freebie.

Why is all pussy pink inside?
gman44's Avatar
because Geniusman likes it that way lol
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What does The Easter Bunny, Jeff Dunham and the King of Siam all share???
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What does The Easter Bunny, Jeff Dunham and the King of Siam all share??? Originally Posted by St.Mateo


The Treasure of the Sierra Madre.

Who were Donald Duck's nephews?
gman44's Avatar
Captain America, Cyclops and The Stay Puffed Marshmallow man

Why Aren't there any shopping malls on Saturn?
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...Why Aren't there any shopping malls on Saturn? Originally Posted by geniusman
Because it doesn't have a Facebook Page.

Why would someone think it's a good idea to have car race with only left turns?
gman44's Avatar
because it lowers sperm count

why do the dallas women love me?
Chainsaw Anthropologist's Avatar
...why do the dallas women love me? Originally Posted by geniusman



It's probably those cute puppy dog eyes!




What are lares and penates?
St.Mateo's Avatar
Change from a 3 dollar bill

Who is the wicked witch from the West?