Kitty Lamour

Ugh! Some people are just incapable of making the right choices with their lives and will never understand how. So dramatic!
After reading all this, I am so happy with who I am and with all the choices I have made in my life.
I'm sorry that I'm so boring and can't think or make up any good drama to add.

160+ messages and you chime in at the very end with some BS. you post popcorn and stupid shit when a drama thread starts. You didn't even post anything remotely relevant. If you don't like it after 160 messages stfu and move on ... Originally Posted by Lana_kane

Unlike you, I actually try to know wtf I'm talking about before I open my dicksuckers. You on the other hand....



Better to be thought of as an idiot than open your mouth and remove all doubt.
And that's all I have to say about that.

Unlike you, I actually try to know wtf I'm talking about before I open my dicksuckers. You on the other hand.... Originally Posted by Luxury Daphne

I'm sorry to hear that you have dick suckers(notice the spacing), I ON THE OTHER HAND ... HAVE LIPS.
I stand by my statement, you came in after the thread has ran its course and you try to kick her while she's down. That's pathetic behavior and you ma'am are a hater. I will not oblige you and indulge in your little cat fight, I will instead take the great advice given above and add you to my ignore list. I don't have time for this childish crap anymore.
I am a lady and I will compose myself as such from now on. I had 1 slip up and as I said before I learn from my mistakes. I advise you do the same, and hush puppy.
But you'll reply anyways, you can't help it.

Better to be thought of as an idiot than open your mouth and remove all doubt.
And that's all I have to say about that. Originally Posted by Luxury Daphne

Yea because you sounded so educated in this post.
I have proven my points in reference to my issue with pvittt and Btgd, if that's what you are referring to. Do some research next time so you can be informed, and DONT OPEN YOUR MOUTH TO END UP LOOKING LIKE AN IDIOT.
I finally drew him out into the open and it's been 3 days since he last replied to my or anyone else's questions, and they have yet to reply with a valid answer when they do. He just kept saying "my handle is "pvittt" like we couldn't tell who posted. Neither has the "Houdini" behind the handle "Btgd" who has been dormant till now.

You on the other hand just proved my point, yet again. I'd say I'm doin good.
Here's a bed time story for you ...
http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=855131

Does anyone know where I can buy an asshole rocket??? I want one!

How do you pay rent with a $100 Target gift card?

I had a Great Experience with BigButtlover1 a couple of months ago. I have never done a car date before this one. I'm adventurous and like to experience new things. We agreed he would pick me up around lunch time. With the plans of driving to Sonic, while getting road head in broad daylight. I must say he is very Polite, dressed professional and was a gentlemen to me. He paid me cash and the whole trip took about 20 minutes if even that. He asked me if he could take a picture with his phone. I agreed to it. We had a great time, even if it were on 20 mins or so. I would see him again. That's my experience with BigButtLover1

I had a Great Experience with BigButtlover1 a couple of months ago. I have never done a car date before this one. I'm adventurous and like to experience new things. We agreed he would pick me up around lunch time. With the plans of driving to Sonic, while getting road head in broad daylight. I must say he is very Polite, dressed professional and was a gentlemen to me. He paid me cash and the whole trip took about 20 minutes if even that. He asked me if he could take a picture with his phone. I agreed to it. We had a great time, even if it were on 20 mins or so. I would see him again. That's my experience with BigButtLover1 Originally Posted by uniquemonique

Did you swallow the man juice?

I'm sorry to hear that you have dick suckers(notice the spacing), I ON THE OTHER HAND ... HAVE LIPS.
I stand by my statement, you came in after the thread has ran its course and you try to kick her while she's down. That's pathetic behavior and you ma'am are a hater. I will not oblige you and indulge in your little cat fight, I will instead take the great advice given above and add you to my ignore list. I don't have time for this childish crap anymore.
I am a lady and I will compose myself as such from now on. I had 1 slip up and as I said before I learn from my mistakes. I advise you do the same, and hush puppy.
But you'll reply anyways, you can't help it.



Yea because you sounded so educated in this post.
I have proven my points in reference to my issue with pvittt and Btgd, if that's what you are referring to. Do some research next time so you can be informed, and DONT OPEN YOUR MOUTH TO END UP LOOKING LIKE AN IDIOT.
I finally drew him out into the open and it's been 3 days since he last replied to my or anyone else's questions, and they have yet to reply with a valid answer when they do. He just kept saying "my handle is "pvittt" like we couldn't tell who posted. Neither has the "Houdini" behind the handle "Btgd" who has been dormant till now.

You on the other hand just proved my point, yet again. I'd say I'm doin good.
Here's a bed time story for you ...
http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=855131 Originally Posted by Lana_kane

That's assuming that I (or anyone else for that matter) believes what comes out of your dicksuckers as gospel. Heh. He's a stalker but by your admission he hasn't posted in 3 days, but you have mentioned his name more times than that since he's been gone.. Hypocrite and drama queen much? Or here's a thought, maybe he just got tired of your big ass mouth and your longwinded diatribe posts? I know I am. Daphne out.

I had a Great Experience with BigButtlover1 a couple of months ago. I have never done a car date before this one. I'm adventurous and like to experience new things. We agreed he would pick me up around lunch time. With the plans of driving to Sonic, while getting road head in broad daylight. I must say he is very Polite, dressed professional and was a gentlemen to me. He paid me cash and the whole trip took about 20 minutes if even that. He asked me if he could take a picture with his phone. I agreed to it. We had a great time, even if it were on 20 mins or so. I would see him again. That's my experience with BigButtLover1 Originally Posted by uniquemonique

Indeed it was a great time! We will connect again :-)

I don't know how I got nominated for the position of Eccie's Scapegoat. But I would like to resign from the job.

World English Dictionary
scapegoat (ˈskeɪpˌɡəʊt)


(n.) A scapegoat is an event person or object that is used to lay the blame on for all that goes wrong, regardless of the contributions of others. This will usually carry on until the scapegoat has gone, or has managed to successfully defend itself against the arguements presented to it.

The word comes from Judaism. During mass reconciliation the rabbi would bring a goat to the alter. The sins of the people would be absorbed into the goat, and it would then be killed, its' blood staining the alter until cleansed.

Threepeckergoat this has nothing to do with you so don't take it personal. Originally Posted by KittyLamour

Was not taken personal.

You know kitty, I dont know why, because I've seen way more level headed folks then I try and explain some things and it has not done any good. It always seems they are just wasting their breath. Maybe because I'm drunk, maybe because I kind of believe you would like all of this shit to stop, I am not sure. But I'm gonna say a few things and try and not be a smart ass. Just take it for what it's worth or don't, either way it's up to you.

You have got to get this idea that everybody is just out to get you out of your head. You have got to open your eyes and see that you and you alone have created all of it yourself. And you were exactly right in an earlier post when you said this all started a long time ago and just kept snowballing. It snowballed because you didn't stop it then.

One problem turns into 2, 2 into 3, 3 into 4 and so on. You have zero credibility because of past bullshit, and then wonder why nobody believes you when you are telling the truth. For example the whole issue with boss lady. Nobody believed you. And when the truth finally surfaced you considered it a victory. But thats not a victory, that was a loss regardless. Look at where you ended up when it was all said and done. You weren't in a better place. That's what makes a victory.

Why were you even there? If I remember right it was because of another bad situation. Some dude had kicked you out with nowhere to go and she saw an opportunity to take advantage of you and decided to "help you out". And why were you at his place? Because you were down and out and didn't have a place to stay so he helped you out. It was a whole chain of events that put you in that situation. Not one single bad thing but several leading to that point. Until you learn how to pull some good out of every bad situation you continue going down and not up.

I am not going to speculate, I have my ideas but I am not going to put them out there, because I could be dead wrong, but there's something wrong in your life that is keeping you down. And it is not all of us. I hear you say over and over again that you have all these haters because you are so successful. But you are not successful. You are a fucking mess. And nobody hates you. But everybody hates to get on here once a month or so and see more stupid bullshit. I would like to see you get it together and turn it around. But you can't do it by not fixing the big problem that allows these little problems to get so out of hand without you stopping them. But only you can do that. Not some dude feeling sorry for you, not some other girl here that wants to give you a helping hand. Only you. And you won't ever fix it by pointing the finger at everybody but yourself. Quit denying it. Own it and then fix it. If a person has a good heart, always does what they think is right, and gets rid of of anything in their life thats holding them down, good things will start happening to them. I have seen people change their lives around first hand. You are worth it underneath the bad shit.

Like I said, I dont know why I felt the urge to spill all of that out. I will probably sober up and wonder what in the fuck made me think it might change anything, but there it is. Now I gotta pass out, I got to get rested up so I can continue being a smart ass tomorrow.

Was not taken personal.

You know kitty, I dont know why, because I've seen way more level headed folks then I try and explain some things and it has not done any good. It always seems they are just wasting their breath. Maybe because I'm drunk, maybe because I kind of believe you would like all of this shit to stop, I am not sure. But I'm gonna say a few things and try and not be a smart ass. Just take it for what it's worth or don't, either way it's up to you.

You have got to get this idea that everybody is just out to get you out of your head. You have got to open your eyes and see that you and you alone have created all of it yourself. And you were exactly right in an earlier post when you said this all started a long time ago and just kept snowballing. It snowballed because you didn't stop it then.

One problem turns into 2, 2 into 3, 3 into 4 and so on. You have zero credibility because of past bullshit, and then wonder why nobody believes you when you are telling the truth. For example the whole issue with boss lady. Nobody believed you. And when the truth finally surfaced you considered it a victory. But thats not a victory, that was a loss regardless. Look at where you ended up when it was all said and done. You weren't in a better place. That's what makes a victory.

Why were you even there? If I remember right it was because of another bad situation. Some dude had kicked you out with nowhere to go and she saw an opportunity to take advantage of you and decided to "help you out". And why were you at his place? Because you were down and out and didn't have a place to stay so he helped you out. It was a whole chain of events that put you in that situation. Not one single bad thing but several leading to that point. Until you learn how to pull some good out of every bad situation you continue going down and not up.

I am not going to speculate, I have my ideas but I am not going to put them out there, because I could be dead wrong, but there's something wrong in your life that is keeping you down. And it is not all of us. I hear you say over and over again that you have all these haters because you are so successful. But you are not successful. You are a fucking mess. And nobody hates you. But everybody hates to get on here once a month or so and see more stupid bullshit. I would like to see you get it together and turn it around. But you can't do it by not fixing the big problem that allows these little problems to get so out of hand without you stopping them. But only you can do that. Not some dude feeling sorry for you, not some other girl here that wants to give you a helping hand. Only you. And you won't ever fix it by pointing the finger at everybody but yourself. Quit denying it. Own it and then fix it. If a person has a good heart, always does what they think is right, and gets rid of of anything in their life thats holding them down, good things will start happening to them. I have seen people change their lives around first hand. You are worth it underneath the bad shit.

Like I said, I dont know why I felt the urge to spill all of that out. I will probably sober up and wonder what in the fuck made me think it might change anything, but there it is. Now I gotta pass out, I got to get rested up so I can continue being a smart ass tomorrow. Originally Posted by threepeckeredbillygoat

Best post ever!

oh.....my....fucking.....gosh

are you people serious?

Shut the FUCK up !!!
I'm sick of reading this thread !!!

Kitty....Girl....you are beautiful and a good person....I can see that. So REALIZE it and move on!

Billy Goat.....your an ass.....like in the biggest way.
I hope your attitude takes you straight to hell.
OR...that you get a clue.....and decide to treat women and providers with respect. You might find that you get better service when you do this.


Cheers,
Torre

Kitty Lamour is a huge, emphatic, resounding NO!!!! She has no illusion of passion, does not like her head touched and does not follow orders at all. Review soon to come. Originally Posted by BigButtLover1

Follow ORDERS?????!!!!!!!!!! FOLLOW ORDERS? Who the hell do you think you are?

Some dude starts ordering me around, he would earn him a "f*ck you and get kick out of my incall. Not only wouldn't be touching my head, you wouldn't be touching jack shit!

Follow ORDERS my ass....

I haven't even read this thread yet but some dude getting on here bitching because a provider wont "follow orders" is the most messed up thing I've ever seen.

I got bored and scrolled thru this thread and determined there was only 1 (maybe 2) providers posting in this thread that I would ever consider having a session with.
As a provider every single post you make is an advertisement for yourself.
I'm sure the response will be that you're devastated that I don't want to see you but I bet if I feel that way then others feel the same way. I'm sure the response from most of you will be who cares? That would lead me to the next question of why are you even on this board if you don't care?

Kaylee you should really read the post and what really happened before you go on a rant.

I got bored and scrolled thru this thread and determined there was only 1 (maybe 2) providers posting in this thread that I would ever consider having a session with.
As a provider every single post you make is an advertisement for yourself.
I'm sure the response will be that you're devastated that I don't want to see you but I bet if I feel that way then others feel the same way. I'm sure the response from most of you will be who cares? That would lead me to the next question of why are you even on this board if you don't care?

Kaylee you should really read the post and what really happened before you go on a rant. Originally Posted by L.A.

You are correct L.A, I should have and in a perfect world none of us would make mistakes ever.

Fault me for being a human being....

I stand corrected on this one.

And as far as a gent not seeing me, that's okay. It probley wouldn't be fun for either one of us so why waste each others time.

As far as guys who want to see me, as long as he is clean, respectful and nice, he can expect to be treated like a king. ;-)

Whatever list I've made it on, I wish you all the best anyway.

Just don't call me late for dinner or order me around.