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I will give you a gap when my overweight legs knock your 2 front teeth out...
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I will give you a gap when my overweight legs knock your 2 front teeth out... Originally Posted by Dorthy_Monroe
Not condoning violence but that shit is funny. Finally, made this thread worthwhile.
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http://thedirty.com/2014/05/the-trut...r-thigh-gap-3/

You can keep your thigh gap! I'll rather keep my vag area nice and tight
http://thedirty.com/2014/05/the-trut...r-thigh-gap-3/

You can keep your thigh gap! I'll rather keep my vag area nice and tight Originally Posted by Anna Star
Yes I do have a tight one kiss kiss
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OMG people...the line is moving....I see a long line forming behind me....lol..any establishment that has line...you know its good. .yummy Originally Posted by stiffwood7
Like the DMV or Post office?????

Swing and a miss
rduke4923's Avatar
Wakeup finally has an erection. Originally Posted by GlobeSpotter
Troll erection?
His BP is definitely up
I will give you a gap when my overweight legs knock your 2 front teeth out... Originally Posted by Dorthy_Monroe
Best line in this whole thread......that's funny shit right there !
stiffwood7's Avatar
+1
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Actually, my vitamin D is a little low, but blood pressure is perfect...
Actually, my vitamin D is a little low, but blood pressure is perfect... Originally Posted by Wakeup
There is enough Vitamin Dicks On This Board Im Sure It Wont Be Nothing Serious..
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I will give you a gap when my overweight legs knock your 2 front teeth out... Originally Posted by Dorthy_Monroe
That "sounds" painful.
stiffwood7's Avatar
I take some vitamin D.M....lol ...after that its Ny Quill
Oh lord you need more help than I thought you replied to the cattard on the other thread and Im qouting it here... Come on get with it lol Originally Posted by Dorthy_Monroe
You're right...(motioning hand over head)...

I take some vitamin D.M....lol ...after that its Ny Quill Originally Posted by stiffwood7
I have to take benadryl for my allergic reaction to all my haters... heh
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Actually, my vitamin D is a little low, but blood pressure is perfect... Originally Posted by Wakeup
Low vitamin D is caused by low or no reviews.
Post one or two and you will be right as rain.