Waiting to be proven I am a dumbass, wakeup. Or is it you that has been divulged.

By having that kind of name it would seem that LD was in fact an escort.
But were they transgendered? Originally Posted by LuckOfTheOrient

"Bitch, don't make get all up in your ass like a brand new thong!" - Luxury Daphne

"Bitch, don't make get all up in your ass like a brand new thong!" - Luxury Daphne Originally Posted by Horizontal Driller

Real talk....

I figured it out.

Jbravo posted an eminem song. Eminem once sang "three trailer park girls go round the outside."

THREE.

Plus, I live in the THIRD nicest house in the trailer park.

There are THREE of us in the coven.

THREE.

My initials are L.M. As in ELLL. EMMM. UHHH. NATE.

Yummy Marie has three syllables in her name.

THREE.

If you rearrange "Caroline Davenport" you get "a pedantic lover" with three letters left over.

THREE.

Boardman is a sexy beast. (Not really relevant, but he likes to feel included.)

SNL is from Italy. Which is in Europe. Which is a moral cesspool. And the birthplace of the Age of Enlightenment. And you know what else is in Europe? Bavaria. At least, I think it is. I'm a hooker, not a geographer.

Lauren Mayfair is an anagram for "a fear luminary".

Luminary? As in ... ILLUMINATE?

Wakeup literally (using "literally" in the figurative sense, of course ) means to become enlightened. Or ILLUMINATED.


WAKEUP, Sheeple.




ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED. Originally Posted by Lauren Mayfair

Hooker math always gives me a migraine

I use to think Valarie and Wakeup was the same person Originally Posted by zerodahero

No way... I give much better blowjobs.

True...true...

So what are these numbers supposed to mean or be? Originally Posted by DarthMaul

Looks like an attempted subtle threat to out providers. Would probably be more effective if it weren't cloaked in crazy. But kind of wondering who's pulling LOTO's strings. This reads like a fucktard hung up on a hooktard and trying to do her bidding. Where have we seen that recently?

But kind of wondering who's pulling LOTO's strings. This reads like a fucktard hung up on a hooktard and trying to do her bidding. Where have we seen that recently? Originally Posted by TransAm

Hmmm ...

Ha! ^^^ Thanks for the constant marketing

Btw: That was very creative and cute! ;-)

Originally Posted by Russ38

A song may be more appropriate.

Everyone sing along, follow the bouncing ball.
If you can't sing, sing louder.

You know the tune.
Here we go...
Hummmmm

Tebow luvs me this I know
The fucking prophet told me so.
Fucktards worship to belong
They are weak but he is strong.

Yes Tebow luvs me,
Yes Tebow luvs me.
Yes Tebow luvs me,
The ashole told me so.

All of you have way too much free time on your hands.

I side with all who said "WHO THE FUCK CARES" and apply it to all 14 pages of this horse shit.

heh........now, I am humming that fucked up tune

Darth, it is not difficult to figure out what those numbers mean.........they mean LOTO has joined the rancks of the potty mouth.

^^^ My Dear..... You're still My Favorite....

So much for off the board...

So much for off the board... Originally Posted by Wakeup

Speculate all you'd like... Give me more credit than this, sheesh

You get all the credit........ijs