The Time Has Come For The $150 Review Discount

Salsa snatch sounds like a warning u give to a buddy at a party. "Dude, I don't know. Rumor is she has Salsa Snatch."

ha, ha! guess with Russ I should have known better. Originally Posted by JustMeCLTXGG

Yup....ya should have....

Not hardly....salsa snatch....wanna see visuals? Originally Posted by Russ38

only if it's some one I know or want to know , if not, what's the point?
and call me Salsa snatch again, that's hot, literally.

and.... GS has GPS too,,,,,,
i havent forgotten about u my cheap o

Salsa snatch sounds like a warning u give to a buddy at a party. "Dude, I don't know. Rumor is she has Salsa Snatch." Originally Posted by cr76

u made me laugh

u made me laugh Originally Posted by SweetDulce

That explains why I was short of oxygen for 5 minutes....

Looks like someone is double dipping the chips in that salsa....

$150 for a review!?

I can hire one of those South Asian ghostwriting agencies to write me one for $9.99 a page.
And, let's be honest, we all know it would be just as good.

Like you need reviews, most guys that write LM reviews are just bragging they saw the Bat-Whore.

That explains why I was short of oxygen for 5 minutes.... Originally Posted by lookn4boobies

Please explain Mr. Lookn4attention.

bah, I call false.

I've gotta know more and better engrish.

wait you said south asian. vhaaaat? young lady's rrrrate is four-trrriple-zero? vhaaaat? forrr wanting to have daaa taste? what is da prrroblem? I came every-everyday. it's perrrfect. it's perrrfect. nothing wrong. nothing, nothing, nothing, wrong. today serrrvice not goood. soo sorrrrrry. come again. (so it's clear, you know because they won't mix up the info and type it incorrect. ha, ha)

and I don't poop in drinking/fishing water. (yeah, yeah. dependent on where in south asian. still a bonus in my favor)

$150 for a review!?

I can hire one of those South Asian ghostwriting agencies to write me one for $9.99 a page.
And, let's be honest, we all know it would be just as good. Originally Posted by Lauren Mayfair

That's totally a viable option and I respect your choice. Just so long as no one is asking to purchase an hour of our time for $0-$50/hour.

$150 for a review!?

I can hire one of those South Asian ghostwriting agencies to write me one for $9.99 a page.
And, let's be honest, we all know it would be just as good. Originally Posted by Lauren Mayfair

Like you need reviews, most guys that write LM reviews are just bragging they saw the Bat-Whore. Originally Posted by H.Hardhat

You can say that again. And I got in for the low low price of $$$!

bah, I call false.

I've gotta know more and better engrish.

wait you said south asian. vhaaaat? young lady's rrrrate is four-trrriple-zero? vhaaaat? forrr wanting to have daaa taste? what is da prrroblem? I came every-everyday. it's perrrfect. it's perrrfect. nothing wrong. nothing, nothing, nothing, wrong. today serrrvice not goood. soo sorrrrrry. come again. (so it's clear, you know because they won't mix up the info and type it incorrect. ha, ha)

and I don't poop in drinking/fishing water. (yeah, yeah. dependent on where in south asian. still a bonus in my favor) Originally Posted by JustMeCLTXGG

Asian review mock trial,,,
She so horny,,,sucky sucky,
Love ew long time.
目法常生$300靠

Like you need reviews, most guys that write LM reviews are just bragging they saw the Bat-Whore. Originally Posted by H.Hardhat

I'd probably be in that group- especially if she wore the batman tee

That's totally a viable option and I respect your choice. Just so long as no one is asking to purchase an hour of our time for $0-$50/hour. Originally Posted by citizen44

Holy fucking Tebow get a fucking life. Reviews is the reason why you're here...no whore should have to give anyone $150 off to write a review. She'd do better off without it.

You get 6 weeks of free premium access, which is what for that time period, like 30, 40 bucks, then if the whore gives you a discount that's a plus. Get a fucking grip. If you don't want want to write reviews don't but this constant whiny bitching about it like you're entitled to it is pretty pathetic. Those who want to write a review, will. If you don't, mooch off of other's reviews.

In the time and effort you've spent bitching about this, you could have written 2 reviews.

To the new girls who may read this, don't even consider doing this nonsense, there are plenty of guys who will do it for free.