Favorite Witty Quotes

My favorite I use is when... u know when u r in public and someone just starts shit with ya for NO reason... like I went to a club one time and this thang comes up to me on the dance floor saying "u r dancing in my spot"... well I didn't say it to her but that popped in my head so... side track... I told her "sorry bout the dents in ur head". There was a 3 foot drop off behind her and she was stupid enough to say "ur a smart ass bitch huh, I'll beat ur ass"... Guy I was dancing with pulled me straight outta mid air by the waist, carried me on his shoulder and sat me on a bar stool standing in front of me and laughing. Never met him before in my life. Oh my partying twenties. I never started shit but I never ate it. Anyways, my favorite:

And when u get old and feeble
and ur life is just a wreck
I hope u fall right through ur asshole
and break ur friggin neck!

Usually leaves em saying "what the hell did u just say to me"?
I refuse to repeat it. Just smile for a minute or so and then walk away...

Another one I like is "some people just need patted on the head... with a hammer"

But those are negatives. I prefer positives like "make love not war" and "catch more bees w honey" or "do unto others...". Oh... "I'll show u mine if u show me urs".

Logic works.

Quid pro quo, Clarice...






Edit: Now, how many of you read it in Sir Anthony's voice.

CHC... u got me... I was like "I love literature but what's this Sir Anthony's Voice" so I googled it and looked and looked for a book, a play, poetry... then it hit me.

So here's one as I laugh at myself:

The lights are on but nobody's home.

CHC... u got me... I was like "I love literature but what's this Sir Anthony's Voice" so I googled it and looked and looked for a book, a play, poetry... then it hit me.

So here's one as I laugh at myself:

The lights are on but nobody's home. Originally Posted by Lacey Companion

It's all good. I like to keep people on their toes.

Logic works. Originally Posted by SknyDiva

Doesn't matter if you're right or you're wrong. Logic can be applied to all sides of an argument.

Which leads to some words i've heard, "There are three sides to a story: yours, theirs and the truth"

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