Weirdest Place You Had Sex

On the beach in Newport cali during spring break...just feet from the bike path under a towel...yes during the day

Drunk off my ass in public at a place called Tequila Rocks in Cancun. I just took second place in a male review dance thingy. Somebody from the facility asked me if would dance for the ladies and get free drinks all night. I said "sure." Some ringer that does it professionally took 1st. He got the $500 prize. I just got free drinks plus something unexpected. I just got up there and showed off. I had many takers that night. But the girl in town from Brazil for some photo shoot got the nod. It was complete insanity. I still can not believe I did that. I was so drunk I was not aware of other people watching. It was off in a corner on some padded bench. We just started mugging hard and before I knew it, she had put her hand down my paints and was jerking my loin. Then she started sucking my cock. I finally started looking around and saw all these eyes silently watching us. But then she moved her shorts and panties over a bit and I slid it in. So both of us had most of our clothes on but my paints pulled down a bit and her's scooted over just enough. It was very dark and hard to see what was going on. Man, she was unbelievably beautiful. I was whiskey-dicked so it took longer than my usual 40 seconds. No cover was used. Total bare back. But I pumped her full of man-seed right there in the corner of Tequila Rocks on some padded bench while I don't know how many watched. The crowd grew over time but not a whole lot. They kind of shielded us from the rest of the people in the place. It was weird. They just watch kind of quietly while the music banged hard in the background. Mostly guys that worked there and a few girls that were with her who were absolute knock-outs themselves. When I was done. She hopped off and said, "You wait" with a thick accent and ran to the bathroom. We hung out the rest of the week. It was pure sex for the entire week. We stayed in touch for about 3 months but have not heard from her since. That was 21 years ago.

The weirdest place I've had sex?
Gotta be the butt Bob, gotta be the butt.

Weirdest..hmmm.. pulled up on stage at a sex club in Hamburg for an "audience participation" blow job, done with a cover so the gal could swing the condom around, showing it had cum in it. Was kind of worried if I could "perform" on stage when I first got pulled up there.. but hell.. she got me off in like 90 seconds, flat out the fastest BJ pop of my life.

Mid afternoon at Long John Silvers. Getting it on in front of the Sam Houston monument on I-45, various cemataries, front seat in a couple churches, Sonic bathroom, Pizza parlor near the Orchard Trail Resorts. New Orleans..leaving to see a friend after midnight in JUST a trench coat...car died....lucky for TRIPLE A driver.....Last but not least...with a NBA 6'8" player in the men's bathroom stall at Memphis in Addison...even with a volunteer lookout...got caught.
Damn I'm sooo horny...RISK of getting caught makes it much hotter.
All I need is a willing participant.

Swiss Family Robinson Treehouse at Disneyland.
Bucket Ride at forementioned.
Dome car of Amtrac.
Backstage at Beacon Theatre NYC at my monitor console. Ahh the analog days. It was only a blowjob.
Steamroom of mens YMCA it was late and I snuck her in.
And of course the bathroom in a 747 flying to South America with my girlfriend at the time. Yes they knew. What were they going to say.

In a cable car above a city in mexico with my girlfriend at the time . There were some newlyweds from Mnnesota in the other corner of it and I dared my gf to do it. The cable ride took like 15 min. Ours took 10. Zipped up just as we were reaching the bottom of hill. They seemed to enjoy it . She was stroking him through his shorts. Crazy when I was 20.

Back in college, there's something not to forget about looking down and seeing your girlfriend's head on your penis while her mother is asleep in full view on the living room couch about 8 feet away. Could have been disastrous, but it all turned out well.

1) On a state trooper car with a state trooper, still in uniform. Good times! I wanted to play cop and robber.
2) Riding him while he was driving an NSX going extremely fast! (Yes very stupid)

Several years ago I spent a few weeks in Goa. Goa is a part of India which is on the west coast and was colonized by the Portuguese many years ago. It feels like a tropical island although it is attached to mainland India. I met an Indian guy "rebel without a cause" type and had the most wonderful fling which entailed riding around the beaches on the back of his motorcycle. One night we rode to the top of a huge hill. It was dark and you could see the stars overhead. The air was warm and you could hear the sounds of the waves nearby. We got dirty and nasty with him standing up and me lying on the bike and it was one of the hottest experiences of my life thus far.

an altar...a witch used my cum for ritual.
hottest thing ever. wish I could find it again.

hmm in a office space that was available to rent in a business complex. glad i wasn't caught though. but i didn't leave a mess so i guess the person who rented the place later on didn't notice anything off.

under a business place's flight of stairs ( i was younger then, don't judge me lol)

Life Boat on one of those Gambling Boats, poor girl broke her ankle when she jump out afterwards

On a ride at the Houston Rodeo