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.If Mike has $207 and John has $196, but Roger spent $264 of their dollars on lap dances and stage dances, how many drinks and dances must be purchased to get Starlite, the dancer, to go to VIP? Originally Posted by M A X

Cheerios is a whole oat cereal.

Where does the wind come from? Extra credit if you know where it goes.

It comes from beans and cauliflower and always goes in the most inopportune places (i.e. crowded elevator shafts, the middle of a long conference with the boss, your wife's face just when she's FINALLY agreed to give you your first blow job in 14 years, etc.)

Why pi?

Cake usually contains no fruit, which is better than just sugar.


Does air really get heavier in the cold?

...Does air really get heavier in the cold? Originally Posted by cheatercheater

Eskimos don't believe Hell is hot..... To them it's extremely cold

O Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo?

Up Jessica Simpsons nasal cavity

4 out of 5 dentists recomend that you ________

Tie your shoelaces before going down the stairs.

Why do some women love pearl necklaces only when they get old?

because Simon says

why do hotdogs come in 10 and buns come in 8?

because Simon says

why do hotdogs come in 10 and buns come in 8? Originally Posted by geniusman

Because there is no such thing as a pair of panty.

If the stork brings babies what does an ostrich bring?

Because there is no such thing as a pair of panty.

If the stork brings babies what does an ostrich bring?
Originally Posted by Chainsaw Anthropologist

Moonpies

Why do hummingbirds hum?

Moonpies

Why do hummingbirds hum? Originally Posted by geniusman

They forgot the words.

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

...What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? Originally Posted by scooterpie

That is best determined using the formula F x a = r/t .

What does the tooth fairy do with all those collected teeth?

Turns them into the IRS


What happened to Tara's panties?

...What happened to Tara's panties? Originally Posted by cheatercheater

They went to the same place that that missing sock from your dryer goes.

What is isinglass (X2Y4–6Z8O20(OH,F)4 )?

They went to the same place that that missing sock from your dryer goes.

What is isinglass (X2Y4–6Z8O20(OH,F)4 )? Originally Posted by Chainsaw Anthropologist

cheap sunglasses

Why do we...

We do because the cavemen planted trees why didn't Mickey and Minnie mouse have mouse sex all the time?