Whale Wars

You really expect DH to ask you to close this thread?

And just yesterday I was thinking "you know, the Houston mods haven't said anything stupid lately"...

Give me time..... I'm sure I'll say something sooner than later....

JaD

DH...Let us know when this "Dead Horse" has been beat enough... Originally Posted by DarthMaul

Not

These fat sperm whales were on sensory overload to the point getting themselves in trouble..........so, I am giving them a weekend breather......we will whip them into dolphin shape.

Pet the fat sperm whale

Now, if you had said "dead fat sperm whale", I would have been tempted.....ijs

Fuck me runninnnnn.....

Let this thread stand as example, and warning to those providers who get tempted to coming to Houston...
All you boys are achieving is blasting what enormous dick heads you truly are.
Like there's many chics fighting to fuck and suck you pencil dicks, and YES in comparison to some women on these boards, any extremity you may have is TINY!
YOU HAVE NO CLASS, AND COULDN'T PAY MOST OF US FOR A PIECE OF ASS!
A piece, haha, because yes, thats all that tiny pecker would need. Most of you would be fucking thighs, and it would be the best you've ever had.

Where are your reviews DH, WU? No hooker at all syndrome huh..
To much time on your hands my wee gentlemen, and I too am done with this threAD.
It's not even entertaining anymore, but I imagine this is what you boys jack off to.

Oh hell yea I do...I love the feel of soft curves and big ol tities, I'm not a big fan of sharp hips and bones yuck !!! and fake hard plastic tits..double yuck, oh and caked on make up..that shit just gets everywhere...there is only one set of MM's that I have ever liked..dayna looks very lickable Originally Posted by AllisonofHouston

bring it baby...Im down...

You've been down this path before Amy...you sure you want to venture down it again? Just say the word...

DH...Let us know when this "Dead Horse" has been beat enough... Originally Posted by DarthMaul

Oh come on Darth ... just ignore the PMs. Its easy ... just ask any provider.

Yes, please be careful, dh. Too much of a disturbance might cause one or more of your whales to beach ashore in the confusion. How can you possibly expect the wimpy WKs or the Modtards to get them safely back into the water ?? It may be hard to imagine but the smell only gets worse should a fatality occur. Plus the leftover mess will be calamitous.

http://youtu.be/1_t44siFyb4

http://youtu.be/4sjV8aKHBI4

Fuck me runninnnnn.....

Let this thread stand as example, and warning to those providers who get tempted to coming to Houston...
All you boys are achieving is blasting what enormous dick heads you truly are.
Like there's many chics fighting to fuck and suck you pencil dicks, and YES in comparison to some women on these boards, any extremity you may have is TINY!
YOU HAVE NO CLASS, AND COULDN'T PAY MOST OF US FOR A PIECE OF ASS!
A piece, haha, because yes, thats all that tiny pecker would need. Most of you would be fucking thighs, and it would be the best you've ever had.

Where are your reviews DH, WU? No hooker at all syndrome huh..
To much time on your hands my wee gentlemen, and I too am done with this threAD.
It's not even entertaining anymore, but I imagine this is what you boys jack off to. Originally Posted by bestoralntexas

Heh

If a fat sperm whale spits on your dick, is that like the wettest bj ever?

A fast walk is about all most fat sperm whales can manage for a fuckin.....ijs

You really expect DH to ask you to close this thread?

And just yesterday I was thinking "you know, the Houston mods haven't said anything stupid lately"... Originally Posted by Wakeuр

Yes...give us some time. Like I have said in the past, this type of public bashing usually leads to points followed by emails to the owners about "pee-pee hurting". Most people lose 3-4 days of their "posting/reading" by the time the emails go back and forth. So just leave the rules and the breaking of rules up to our interpretation and get some ice for your "pee-pee".

I think the original point of this thread has been made and those who have not gotten it by now:

1 - Will never get it.
2 - Don't care to.

You're on a roll...that's twice in one thread...

Look again, I'm not the end who needs ice...ironically enough it seems to be you...

You're on a roll...that's twice in one thread...

Look again, I'm not the end who needs ice...ironically enough it seems to be you... Originally Posted by Wakeuр

WakeUp
you're going get points for threatening DarthMaul's pee pee

I don't threaten modtards...I just point out when they trip over their own pee pees...just like I'd do for anyone else...

Besides I'm going to go over to the NBA thread and post that I have some fouls to give...

In light of DMs opinion in this matter, I find his self restraint worth noting.

If it comes to the point where he feels that he has to do what he has to do, I will do the same.....there is no cause to get all up in his grill about it.

Whale Wars - Season One - Episode Eight - Adopt A Big Fat Sperm Whale

Fucktards, Hooktards and Modtards (you all know who you are) welcome to the greatest threAD in the Houston Forums since...........maybe forever.

I appreciate your patience over the weekend. It has always been our motto to not intentionally harm any of the fat sperm whales with this awesome threAD.

It became apparent over the weekend that the fat sperm whales needed a breather. They were getting agitated to the point of self destruction, and we do not want that. Our hope is that at the end of Season One we can proudly proclaim that not a single fat sperm whale was harmed during this undertaking.

It has also been brought to our attention that a lot of innocent fat sperm whales are being falsely catagorized with a few over achieving fat cows.

In that vein, we at the greatest threAD to ever grace the Houston Forums want to extend a olive branch to the fat sperm whales.

We are going to sponsor a "Adopt a Fat Sperm Whale" event.

I know that some of you are screaming for the feedback from the OLT data gleaned from Mud Cows cavernous stomach. But, these kinds of experiments take time. We still need to assess the data. We only retrieved the unit this morning. The OLT was covered in ambergris, and has to go through extensive decontamination prior to developement of the data.

So, here is your chance to stand out from the pod. Post a photo of yourself in all your glory. Be fat and be proud......ignore Wakeup and his campaign to banckrupt Dr Pepper.......surround yourself with hohos, dingdongs and cheesy poofs.

Here is how it works. A Fat Sperm Whale writes a post expressing her desire to be adopted by a whaler. It is ok to describe the type of whaler you are looking for (gentle, loving, kind, fat fluke lover). Be creative.

There are some requirements. You must post actual photos of you (no photoshop). Your photos must be of all of you (not just a nipple or your eyes)........and no moomoo dresses to cover all of that fluke.

Once you have posted your AD, we will actively search for whalers to adopt you. It should not be difficult to find fluke lovers.

So, join me in singing our theme song once again as the fat sperm whale learns to lay down with the dolphin (without eating them) and the hunters learn to like the taste of fluke.


Why can't we be flense?
Why can't we be flense?
Why can't we be flense?
Why can't we be flense?

I seen you swimmin for a long long while
I really 'membered you when you sank my scow

Why can't we be flense?
Why can't we be flense?
Why can't we be flense?
Why can't we be flense?

I seen you beached down in Houstontown
I pushed you but you were fast aground

Why can't we be flense?
Why can't we be flense?
Why can't we be flense?
Why can't we be flense?

I bring my money to the dolphin line
I see you prancing in it every time

Why can't we be flense?
Why can't we be flense?
Why can't we be flense?
Why can't we be flense?

The size of your fluke don't matter to me
As long as the rest of us don’t have to see

Why can't we be flense?
Why can't we be flense?
Why can't we be flense?
Why can't we be flense?

I'd kinda like to be the President
so I can show the whalers how their money's spent

Why can't we be flense?
Why can't we be flense?
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Why can't we be flense?

Sometimes you don't wail too bright
yet I know you still thinck you are in the right

Why can't we be flense?
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Why can't we be flense?

I know you're working in coed every day
they wouldn't have you any other way

Why can't we be flense?
Why can't we be flense?
Why can't we be flense?
Why can't we be flense?

Why can't we be flense?
Why can't we be flense?
Why can't we be flense?
Why can't we be flense?

Why can't we be flense?
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Why can't we be flense?
Why can't we be flense?
Why can't we be flense?
Why can't we be friends?

Why can't we be flense?
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Why can't we be flense?

All rights reserved........ijs.