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Pluto always stuck his big nose in the way.

Does money make the monkey dance?
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...Does money make the monkey dance? Originally Posted by cheatercheater
See David Hasselhoff (hoof) and Michael Bolt-on numbers one and two on the DWtS scrap heap and deservedly so!
Neither can dance OR sing.



What is the correct name of the "Nina" the smallest of the three ships Christopher Columbus sailed to the new world? (You may answer Nina and be assured of being wrong!)
Lollipop!

Why are two heads better than one?
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You can have double the pleasure instead of being a one shot wonder...

Name 3 things you enjoy while driving naked?
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  • gucio
  • 10-02-2010, 08:05 PM
Doing my taxes, root canal, sleeping. OK, OK, I don't enjoy the root canal as much

If you say dismantle to take something apart, did you mantle it in the first place ?
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...If you say dismantle to take something apart, did you mantle it in the first place ? Originally Posted by gucio
A quart of 5 W 20 motor oil will greatly aid your project.

Why does thunder roll?

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  • gucio
  • 10-06-2010, 09:58 AM
A quart of 5 W 20 motor oil will greatly aid your project.

Why does thunder roll?

Originally Posted by Chainsaw Anthropologist
I dunno ask Keith Richards


If whenever you take something apart and put it back together you have parts left over, after how many times will you have enough parts to make two ?
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None with a remainder of 3 why did the chicken really cross the road?
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  • gucio
  • 10-06-2010, 09:59 PM
None with a remainder of 3 why did the chicken really cross the road? Originally Posted by geniusman
To show the armadillo It CAN be done

What do you call a cockpit with an all female crew ?
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...What do you call a cockpit with an all female crew ? Originally Posted by gucio
A high altitude decorating challenge

What character featured in multiple novels written by SF author Robert A. Heinlein could be confused with a dingleberry?

2L
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Mike Tyson


Would you like fries with that?
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...Would you like fries with that? Originally Posted by cheatercheater
Nope, I'll try to impress them with a basket of puppies.

Why are desiccated grapes called raisins rather than dried grapes?
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  • gucio
  • 10-07-2010, 03:43 PM
Builds bodies eight ways

What's next in this sequence ?

First , tomato, graphite.
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...What's next in this sequence ?

First , tomato, graphite. Originally Posted by gucio
Crunchy peanut butter.

Here's my list, fill in the blank;

eggplant, transmission fluid, bituminous coal, ?????????
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Mother Jugs and Speed


Complete the next sentence in this phrase

When I get to the bottom I go back to the top of the slide
Where I stop and I turn and I go for a ride