Favorite Witty Quotes

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"You is kind, you is smart, you is important!" - Aibileen Clark
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It's Ash from Army of Darkness.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qemc...=youtu.be&t=60 Originally Posted by conhugeco
"First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me.... Blow."
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It's Ash from Army of Darkness.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qemc...=youtu.be&t=60 Originally Posted by conhugeco

Sheila: "But what of all those sweet words you spoke in private?"
Ash: "Oh, that's just what we call pillow talk, baby. That's all."
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It's Ash from Army of Darkness.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qemc...=youtu.be&t=60 Originally Posted by conhugeco
"Yo, She-Bitch!....Let's go!"


Too many great lines in that fuckin' movie, man! Ash is the man.
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  • R.M.
  • 03-15-2016, 09:12 AM
Don’t kill the messenger ....
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"You ain't said nothing slick to a can of oil!" - Rooster
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My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. Maya Angelou
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If we're destroying our trees and destroying our environment and hurting animals and hurting one another and all that stuff, there's got to be a very powerful energy to fight that. I think we need more love in the world. We need more kindness, more compassion, more joy, more laughter. I definitely want to contribute to that. Ellen DeGeneres
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Harley's new ad slogan..

LIVE THE LEGEND!!!
NOTHING CHANGES BUT WHAT HAS TO...
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Just tell me what you want me to do.

Now that was a fun night.
I'll remember for the rest of my life.
She knows who she is.
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If you can't be with the one you love
Love the one you're with

Billy Preston
(Song by Stills, Nash and Young)
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"Hello. I am from the IRS. I am here to help you"
"Hello. I am from the IRS. I am here to help you" Originally Posted by Precious_b
#918 and wait all day..lol