How Houston got it's name- did ya know?

Well I don't know how old you are, I'm guessing about 25 basing on your bitterness and attitude. I didn't "suck dick" as you so eloquently put it until I quit doing shows at 35. At your age, I made about 4000 a week cause I was one of the top show girls in town. That's why at 41, I have clients who won't see you cause you have abused yourself so bad in your short life. Why are you here and not stripping and making more... nuff said! You should listen to what I am saying and do your body some good. Stop doing things I would never do and you probably wouldn't if you weren't so drunk all the time. I'm being sincere when I say this "get out of the gutter, check into rehab and become a lady". You won't last another year at this rate. Originally Posted by Lacey Companion

Oh nevermind, she's 41!

*Big Giggle* Not bad for my 38 year old ass huh?

Okay Wayway, just for you Originally Posted by Lacey Companion

Oh wait a minute, I meant 38!

Originally Posted by Wakeuр

Oh shoot, I meant 36!

you know JAD, likes older women so you may want to go with the 41. =)

Only to a select few Dear Heart. Here, this one is just for you. Now suck it! LOL. Originally Posted by Lacey Companion

Yeah, sure. No problem! Right after he picks "It" up off your stomache.........

Originally Posted by Lacey Companion
Only to a select few Dear Heart. Here, this one is just for you. Now suck it! LOL

Yeah, sure. No problem! Right after he picks "It" up off your stomache......... Originally Posted by onehitwonder

Are we talking baby batter or vomit here?

Her boob, silly! I gotta go see ya at "home" later.

1hw, you so classy and and smart and and I've all ready heard about you girl... lmao. "She needs a breath mint in both ends"...lol. I wouldn't put any pics up either. You are way beneath the standards of fuck this shit. And from what I hear, my tits and ass are way nicer and my personality way classier than yours... onehitwonder. I bet it only takes one hit to make you wonder... in circles for hours... it's obvious. I bet you were that wobbly scraggly drunk witch looking chick I seen passing a trailor park the other day. I've got to learn how to get around better. I wouldn't even let you in the car with my 50 cats...rof. Sorry, that's just so way beyond stupid. I bet that was you the way you look up to BDS... pffft.

WayWay, that's just tacky. Don't you have ANY class? OOOHHHH, I get it... you two are related and yer fuggin BDS. Ya'll related too? Yer not supposin to be fuggin the grandkids Paw. No wonder you gots pukin and shitten on the brain. Clean them girls up and quit dat dar handlin em. You need to be checkin dat dar lectricity wire coming in the dat back bedroom so you can tell the difference between dem girls shitten and pukin! You got ther dad burned heads spinnin with all that puss you put out there. Now we know where all the cats live... Wayway's trailor. Wayway gots a raunchy bunch a pussies... no wonder they hang out in the kitty litter.


You gonna bring Paw dat flower. Be a big girl and get dressed first.

KS, I can be whatever age I want... now go poison back door Stacey's margarita like a good lil shaker. Dont' forget that one hit to the wonderer too. Not too much now, she'll be givin' Paw a stress attack.

So who or how, but who is funnier, old are you again? Right now, we know later it will be different.

You're right we have sunk to your level in your threAD. How could that have happened? Have you ever noticed that it is always others ruining your perfect existence.

I heard a rumor that, although LC is a couple years younger than OHW, OHW is a better lay.....I'm just saying.

"Who" old am I Wayway? You about a bunkin ain'tcha PAW...lmao. It's bout time you rekkonized the derned truth Paw!

Yep he is DH. I'm assuming OHW is another stuffed animal and other gay dog's tell you these things. You roll over so WayWay can rub your.... ummm... belly? I bet when them cats come out of his trailor, you gots the biggest pussy of all. Ring around the collar... HAA, reminds me of a sayin...

And when you get old and feeble
And your life is just a wreck
I hope you fall right through your asshole
And break your fucking neck!

OHW is the hooktard bitch slapping you, today.....I can understand your confusion over "dicks" and "pussies" around here.....but, I see that you are unpacking....me going to love you long time......and slow like I like it.

That's what I said... your imaginary friend, One Hand Wavin all the smells away, that all you gay dogs who think you are cats fuck. This is wrong? Think about it? BTW DH, I can shoot ice cubes 6 feet out of my pussy. Can you do that? I bet you suck better dick than me too. I'd say mine is bigger but I divorced his ass. You're right though, I found my niche. Now get over here and lick my feet you lil hooktard bitch wannabe. And get Back Door Stacey outta the kitty litter, it's not the bath tub and that's not soap!!!

Wow! That's a lot of reviews. I guess nowadays a fella would have to tie a 2x4 to his ass to keep from fallin' in.......


"Help! I've fallen and I can't get OUT!" Originally Posted by onehitwonder

I look up to you 1hitta for post like this....i hit your like button mami and it smelled wonderful!!

KS, I can be whatever age I want... now go poison back door Stacey's margarita like a good lil shaker. Dont' forget that one hit to the wonderer too. Not too much now, she'll be givin' Paw a stress attack. Originally Posted by Lacey Companion

Well, I want you to really be 25, but for you to tell me that you're really 32. For me you can also be a Southern girl.


For JAD, I want you to really be 64, but tell him you're 42. For JAD be a Yankee.



For ad purposes, just say you're 38, that way we will be really impressed with that bottom. If you're in Texas, say you're a Southern Girl, if you're in Maine say you're a Yankee. If you're in Virginia.....Sh_t, I don't know what is that?

JAD, I will never forget how you stole my LC from me!

Sweet, a big gulp pussy latte.....keep working it.....I thinck I hear an echo.

Come join my manpussy fan club.....everyone gets a stuffed gaylord when they join.

There, see... now I am not confused anymore. I even get that you are missing something big up your ass and what the fire is... you should get that checked!!!

KS, you almost got that right... if you are in Virginia just say "Oh Shit"!

Girls, that's right and I'm gonna hide all these fuckers from ya... *giggles*. I can understand you thinking that's a lot of reviews... REALLY, I can... I'll let ya keep Paw thow. He's a bit to bitter n hillbilly for me. I like my cheez n crackers on a plate.

Girls, that's right and I'm gonna hide all these fuckers from ya... *giggles*
Originally Posted by Lacey Companion

I thinck we can all fit.