Wait a minute, if JONBALLS is down 2, not 1, 2 Balls, then his name must change. No more room for arguments, he's done:
A few recommendations:
PL (PippiLongstocking, ijs)
Down2
FlyingBlind
DickWithoutSoldiers
NoNuts
IAintGotAny
JONBALLSGONE
JONNYBLANKS
BuiltLikeAFem
ProviderJON (LMAO!)
IDoItAllNow (RFLMAO!)
NutsMIA
DickWithoutHonor (ok, now that is some funny shit)
BlueGuard (Yesssss!)
JONBALLS, pick the one you like, that fits you best...(any other potential names? Get 'em in quickly before he goes to the admins)