Little Things

Well, there have not been too many valid contributions to the question posed to the ladies and perhaps they just prefer secrecy now and surprise us later.

I was looking for substantiation of the reason why some ladies do not appreciate being asked for her first appointment, but did not really think anyone could actually justify the rancor.

At any rate, the lessons learned then are:

1. Do NOT ask for her first appointment. There is a 50% chance she will hate you if you do.

We discussed this at length, it's the implication. Odds are ,she won't hate you, but her response could be terse due to the gazillion gents who fall all over themselves to insult her in some form or fashion, every day of the week. Choose your words with that in mind.

2. Do NOT use a $ in your signature line when texting a girl. That is not what a CEO would do, but do not try to figure the logic.

It's kinda like all the gents who don't particularly like ads that have a string of symbols throughout the ad. Cutesy, yet cheesy.....maybe even seen as immature. For a gent.....maybe kinda pimpish?

3. In fact, do not depend on logic too much in dealing with women as it does not hold much value to their way of thinking.


Dude! Are you serious right now? Don't make me hunt you down! LOL(I kid, I kid....sorta)


Ya know, if I didn't have compassion for your blatant and obvious inability to keep from insulting ALL women everywhere, this one statement would most likely make me angry. FG, ya don't need logic, common sense, or any communication skill to figure out that publicly stating all women's thoughts are invalid, because they do not cater to your kinda logic....sigh. I am seriously gonna pray for you, and I never tell anyone that, but I rarely have met anyone who needs it as much as you do.


Since you find women so disagreeable, maybe it's time to think about switching teams? Not trying to insult, just suggesting the best solution which might alleviate your total state of confusion.

4. Do NOT use the word "Moist" anywhere in the conversation.


I, personally, do not understand the disdain others have for this word.
Then again, I'm not a big fan of cursing.....'\_(**)_/'

5. Make sure your socks match because you may incur fashion penalties otherwise.


Right!!! First thing ya said that makes even a modicum of sense. Smh

. . . These are only a sample of the reasons why a session may not work out, but feel free to add any others that you might know.



Originally Posted by Fast Gunn

As in every single other aspect of life. Not everything will always go according to plan. People are all different and no two individuals perceive a situation or react to it, exactly the same. If ya don't " get it"., please do one of the following:


1. Remain quiet and simply nod and then make every effort necessary to stay away from your keyboard and a forum of this nature, seeking answers, because it appears, and I'm sorry, but you ain't ever gonna "get it". (See above)


2. Ask what, why, when, who, and/or how, when and where appropriate


3. If the second statement is confusing, see the first one. On second thought, don't attempt #2. Obviously, it's gonna throw your state of confusion into a tailspin of chaotic thought if you even attempt do such.

.....Since you find women so disagreeable, maybe it's time to think about switching teams? Originally Posted by MaxiMilyen

Are you suggesting he should consider switching back to that "other team"? And admit "The Grand Experiment" was a failure?

I mean, could he be anymore queen?

The number one thing that will get you on my DNS list (and I don't keep an actual list because it only has one person on it), is to contact me and tell me you are Fast Gunn. Second to that is saying or doing anything that sounds like him.

The number one thing that will get you on my DNS list (and I don't keep an actual list because it only has one person on it), is to contact me and tell me you are Fast Gunn. Second to that is saying or doing anything that sounds like him. Originally Posted by YummyMarie

Translation - Don't go near, associate, act like, sound like, think like, thread like anything even remotely related to or sounds like FG....

hhahahahahahahah

Well, don't worry. That is the least of your concerns, YM.

You're not my type and I don't understand why you're in even the pleasure business with such a rude attitude.

. . . I really don't understand the contempt you have for me (hatred is such a mindless monster), but as I have said before I like my girls to be sweet and adorable, but you prefer to go into bitch mode rather than contribute something besides your animosity. Good luck attracting customers!

The number one thing that will get you on my DNS list (and I don't keep an actual list because it only has one person on it), is to contact me and tell me you are Fast Gunn. Second to that is saying or doing anything that sounds like him. Originally Posted by YummyMarie

I think I understand FastGunn now.
He hitched a ride on H. G. Wells' time machine and got stranded here.

How much do I owe you?

Really....funny how you never acknowledged JessicaKnightly well thought out response. Was she trying to shame a female for having an opinion a man didn't give her.

Originally Posted by WTF

There are reasons why some ladies can charge $1500 and others $400. You taking someone request personal might be part of the reason. A good attitude must come before a $1500 dollar minimum.

What you said was that you do not mind being insulted for 1500 dollars a day. I suspect that JessicaKnightly would not be offended no matter her rate nor the absurdity of the request. That was what I took from her post. She was not going to be upset by a request and she hoped no one would be upset if she declined a request.

You on the other hand seem to be looking for something to be offended over. I would gladly pay Jessica her rate before I would you yours because of what I perceive as a bad attitude on your part.


Originally Posted by WTF

Hi there Max. May I respectfully disagree with your logic point. That John Grey made a fortune explaining the difference in "Men are from Mars and Women are from Illogical".

There has been only one woman that I can think of that has responded from what I would consider a person on a higher plane. Probably why she is able to have a 1500 dollar minimum. Jessica Knightly I believe is he name . Go back a reread her post if you want to learn the classy way to respond to FG or others that may not agree with you.


. Originally Posted by WTF

Asking to be the first of the day is not inappropriate.

Nobody is expecting you to eat poo....i would hope though that a question/request asked is treated as such. It was not a demand. Learning to differentiate those two would go a long way in wasting your time lecturing folks on perceived slights.


Like I said there is a reason JessicaKnightly can charge what she does and a big part of that is a good attitude. Your and others attitude will keep you down in the price range with folks you seem to detest.
. Originally Posted by WTF

MM,
Let me be clear, I would not fuck you or anyone else in the ass. It's not my thing , butt that is a hole I want cleaned before sex. I do not want to eat your or anyone else's vagina after you have just fucked some other guy. Therefore a simple request will be made to be the first of the day. If you or other's do not like the request then you can :
1) remember that it is my money
2) remember JessicaKnightly's well thought out response. Or.....
3) Let the world know it is your vagina , your business and you do not mind advising other's about how they may act but will act offended should anyone advise you in the exact same regard.

Next me saying that answering stupid question's is part of your job is like saying that painting is part of a painters job. I'm not telling the SOB how to do his job...I'm just stating the obvious. I do not give a flying fuck if you or other's take my so called advice or not. You are correct it is your biz, run it how you see fit but you seem a bit hypocritical telling other's how they should proceed with their money. You know their money their request.

That is why I pointed out that I liked Jessica Knightly response. It did not seem hypocritical , nor was it looking for a fight but was suggesting what I thought to be a well reasoned solution. If you and other's deem her point not effective for you then by all means continue to get up in arms about some of us making what we consider a reasonable request. Not a demand but a request after all it is your business and our money.


. Originally Posted by WTF

Well, don't worry. That is the least of your concerns, YM.

You're not my type and I don't understand why you're in even the pleasure business with such a rude attitude.

. . . I really don't understand the contempt you have for me (hatred is such a mindless monster), but as I have said before I like my girls to be sweet and adorable, but you prefer to go into bitch mode rather than contribute something besides your animosity. Good luck attracting customers!


Originally Posted by Fast Gunn

Gosh, in one tiny post, you've proved just how clueless you are.

YM is one of the sweetest girls here. Ask jut about anyone...ijs

How much do I owe you? Originally Posted by JessicaKnightly

You ever seen so many be offended by so little????????????

Greek? No problem!
CIM? Sure!
First of the day? How offensive!


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....and I don't understand.. . . I really don't understand... Originally Posted by Fast Gunn

...and you have proven over and over again that you never will. The gentlemen that I spend my time with respect me as a multi-faceted individual and treat me as a lady, not a sub-par human being with limited mental capacity. When I think of you, this novel immediately comes to mind:

The Stepford Wives

Gosh, in one tiny post, you've proved just how clueless you are.

YM is one of the sweetest girls here. Ask jut about anyone...ijs Originally Posted by Your Naughty Muse

YM is very market savy.
Do not confuse that with sweet.
That bitch will cut your heart out and serve it to you with your favorite wine....I respect that but damn sure do not confuse the two.

This is nothing more than ladies that see numerous guys a day trying to convince folks that their vagina is just as fresh after the last as it is before the first. Marketing 101. Nothing more.


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YM is very market savy.
Do not confuse that with sweet.
That bitch will cut your heart out and serve it to you with your favorite wine....I respect that but damn sure do not confuse the two.

This is nothing more than ladies that see numerous guys a day trying to convince folks that their vagina is just as fresh after the last as it is before the first. Marketing 101. Nothing more.


. Originally Posted by WTF

I'm flattered that you think so highly of me

...and contrary to certain beliefs, one does not have to be a cut-throat bitch to do well in this business. FYI, her favorite drink is not wine. It's vodka soda with a splash of cran or a blueberry mojito. I take good care of my friends, male and female

I said you were market savy and I respected the fact you could carve out an opponents heart while simultaneously serving them their favorite wine.

I didn't say I thought highly of you.

I also did not say I thought one had to be a cut throat bitch to do well in this business.


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Is this still going? Jeez. I lost interest and forgot about it completely until I just searched my own name and saw there were new posts.

FastGunn - I'm sorry I toyed with you like a plaything. You fascinate me is all. People are supposed to learn from the ridicule of their peers. It is how we are taught what is appropriate and what is not. You seem immune to this social exchange. It baffles me. But I accept that you have the right to be socially dense, and I will try not to screw with you in the future.

WTF - I don't even know why we are arguing this. We're pretty much on the same side of the issue. My stance was that men who ask for the first appointment of the day do so because they consider us damaged goods after that. You absolutely seem to agree. So our only problem is that you think that shouldn't irritate me. That's fine.. you're welcome to that opinion. Would I go off on a gent that asks for the first appointment of the day? No. I'll just lie to him if he's not. Or he can offer me an extra incentive to insure he is the first. Either way, we're both happy. And your repeated attempts to make me feel less than Jessica aren't really having the effect you want. My self worth is not tied to my price, nor your opinion. Her needs, goals, and business practices have nothing to do with mine. I do not think every woman who charges less than I do is beneath me, nor do I think every woman who charges more is above. Your lack of understanding of that is not my problem. And if you think I'm seeing so many guys that I don't have time to space them out for at least a few hours, then you must think I'm doing pretty okay. So thanks, I guess.

Maxi - You're a gorgeous, eloquent lady. I'd love to meet you sometime.

Jessica - You're a beautiful woman who knows how to market herself. Good for you. I'd also love to meet you sometime.

YM - I'm starting to think that WTF having a poor opinion of someone is probably a sign of their good character.

And with that, I'm gone for the weekend. Best wishes all!

This is nothing more than ladies that see numerous guys a day trying to convince folks that their vagina is just as fresh after the last as it is before the first. Marketing 101. Nothing more.
. Originally Posted by WTF

This thread is actually much more. It's a story about folks who are incapable of seeing anything other than black and white and continuously refuse to see anything other than their own point of view.


And btw, I believe this whole "bruhaha" was initiated by a member of your camp, not the ladies. (Were the ladies expected to keep their thoughts, suggestions and opinions to themselves, so those in your camp could resolve the issue?) Said member, who appears to be incapable of leaving well enough alone. Remember him?