Favorite Witty Quotes

  • anita
  • 03-24-2016, 12:30 AM
Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication. - Leonardo Da Vinci
Remember to be happy today.



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Grammar:
The difference between
knowing your shit, and
knowing you're shit

I like a martini
but two at the most
three I'm under the table
four I'm under the host Originally Posted by stavinChain
Martinis are like breasts:
One's not enough
Two's just right
And three's too many

WC Fields
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[sic] on any night, I perform like Mike.. Anyone... Tyson.., Jordan.., Jackson... Action - Christopher Wallace
It is not what people call YOU, it is what YOU answer to....
Be careful with the China



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Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Mae West
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Learn to let go. That is the key to happiness.

– Buddha
"A gentleman is one who puts more into the world than he takes out." —George Bernard Shaw
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  • R.M.
  • 04-03-2016, 07:50 AM
It can all be gone tomorrow. Remember that...
myren1900's Avatar
Got MILF ?

Sometime you get what comes around and sometimes you are what comes around.
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"Wit is educated insolence."
- Aristotle

"Quality is not an act, it is a habit."
- Aristotle

"Opportunities multiply as they are seized."
- Sun Tzu

"Do, or do not. There is no ‘try’."
- Yoda
Not everyone likes me, but not everyone matters.



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