THE: Ya Can't Make This Shit Up Repository

How it started. How it’s going.

Originally Posted by Flair4Drama

Very satisfying, fuck this previously smug fat pig.

Let me get this straight: the same people who spent years covering up Biden’s mental decline are now giving each other awards at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner for finally admitting it? Got it.

We live in clown world!

https://x.com/i/status/1916463709024616672

https://x.com/i/status/1916502867021607005

^^^^

I’d say the White House Correspondents that are now giving each other awards deserve the ole “pat myself on the back” meme!



That 2nd link would be funny if it wasn’t so sad & true. What a fucking mess him & Kamala left this country in.

@JesseBWatters
Grandstanding Democrats took a big trip to El Salvador to visit their favorite “Maryland dad”—but they never even laid eyes on him.
@DailyCaller
reports the whole thing was a junket. They stayed at a five-star luxury hotel with amenities galore, including margarita room service, 100% Egyptian cotton sheets, and world-class tequila. Did these Democrats chillax in the pool and take in volcano views? Did they get a schvitz in the steam sauna after a hard day’s work doing CNN hits from their suites? After not finding their long-lost Maryland dad but enjoying the tropics, other Democrats are considering more fact-finding missions to other exquisite locales. Now, the Democrats who couldn’t find a babysitter to jet off to Central American luxury resorts think chanting "Kilmar is a union member" will bring him home. Kilmar’s a union member like Sammy the Bull is a union member. We just got our hands on the second restraining order his wife took out on him, and he wrote, "Even if I kill you, no one’s going to be able to do anything to me.” After all of this, the media is still going to bat for their favorite gangster.

So lets work this out about Kilmar Garcia...

- His Wife says hes a gang member
- His Ex-wife says hes a gang member
- His Hands say he's a gang member
- 2 courts say he's a gang member
- His Gang says he's a gang Member

Democrats: There's no evidence he's a gang member

How is it that Trump can answer questions for hours each and every day.... and Dim Congress members can only ever walk away from any and all questions???

I got an idea Ilhan -- how about you go fuck yourself AND your brother/husband???

I got an idea Ilhan -- how about you go fuck yourself AND your brother/husband??? Originally Posted by Flair4Drama

Originally Posted by FBSMLUVR

Gutfeld showed the clip tonight.

He said: Really, Ilhan.... do you kiss your brother with that mouth??

fuckin Gutfeld....

It was gold Jerry.... GOLD

Kathy Hochul's Turf War with a Reality-TV Star | The New Yorker

Originally Posted by offshoredrilling

Jake Tapper Uncovers Startling Evidence That Biden’s Decline Was Covered Up By Jake Tapper

buff.ly/D5KXC1I

Pelosi hits Trump on LA: Where was National Guard …

the Jackass did ok use of Guard
at time it was her job to ok that

now she lies she begged for them for Jan 6th