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  • gucio
  • 10-07-2010, 08:54 PM
Then it is time for a cover and I pound her missionary style


If Benjamin Cox and Mortimer Zucker formed a law firm what would the name be ?
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...If Benjamin Cox and Mortimer Zucker formed a law firm what would the name be ? Originally Posted by gucio
Shyster, Shyster, Gyppo and Edelheit.

Which member of his extended family (Jane, Boy, or Cheetah) did Tarzan like better?
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  • gucio
  • 10-07-2010, 09:27 PM
Pluto


If you take a bum and clean him up and comb his hair will he then be shevelled ?
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More likely to be raked.

In the hobby world, what does BMW stand for?
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Bolivian Martian Werewolves why are hushpuppies so named?
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  • gucio
  • 10-08-2010, 06:51 PM
Because they normally bite

Why are they called hookers?
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...Why are they called hookers? Originally Posted by gucio
Because there is at least one Friday the 13th every year.

What is the difference between figure and hockey skates?
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  • gucio
  • 10-08-2010, 10:46 PM

What is the difference between figure and hockey skates?
Originally Posted by Chainsaw Anthropologist
250 knots indicated airspeed

I always hear this in police documentaries " it would blow the investigation wide open " Exactly how, was it closed before ?
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...I always hear this in police documentaries " it would blow the investigation wide open " Exactly how, was it closed before ? Originally Posted by gucio
Bayerische Motoren Werke built the 003 axial-flow turbojet engine. It was tested in the A-1b prototype version of the Me-262....it's failure on takeoff delayed the program until Junkers could build the operational Jumo 004!

Where does the hole go when you eat a donut?
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Where does the hole go when you eat a donut? Originally Posted by Chainsaw Anthropologist

Without the hole; does not one ass exist.


What's up doc?
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...What's up doc? Originally Posted by Mr No Confidence
That's where I keep my Chris-Craft Corsair.


Who puts the holes in Swiss Cheese?
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  • gucio
  • 10-11-2010, 08:30 PM
Who puts the holes in Swiss Cheese?


Some asshole who wants to cheat me out om my money

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What did the banana say to the vibrator?
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  • gucio
  • 10-13-2010, 05:58 PM
assembly required

Why can't you push a rope ?
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Because the makers of Pace Picante sauce broke its will

What does James Bond, Alex Trubek and our very own St.Christopher have in common??