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Yes, Massa. Whatever you say, Massa.

Yes, Massa. Whatever you say, Massa. Originally Posted by Old-T

Go suck on your prophylactic, Old-Twerp: the Prophylactic Man.

I didn't threaten him and you know it, Squeaky, I don't do that.

Neither do I cower from bullies like your Fag team partner.

For a change, you're pulling things out if your ass. How they got there is anybody's guess!

Gay fuck doll wannabe,

That prophylactic wedgie you have crammed up your ass is really causing you pain, isn't it, Old-Twerp: the Prophylactic Man? Originally Posted by I B Hankering

While I would live to continue such an engrossing discussion with you, I am afraid I have other things I need to do now--but I do have to write once more before I go. Somehow you have gotten the mistaken idea that I have a prophylactic anything that is causing me pain right now. I was going to ignore that stupid comment of yours, but Marissa (no, not her real name)--the charming young lady who is attached to the hand that IS on my ass right now—insists I address your comment. Actually, to be more accurate, she wants to address it so I am going to pass the keyboard to her for a moment. And before you get confused, this is a REAL lady with delightfully REAL body parts, and she definitely knows how to use them.
Hi grouchy guy. You’re hilarious but you’re kinda grumpy. You need a good blow job to make you feel better. Your posts make me laugh in a three stooges kind of way so if you were here I’d give you a blow job. You sound like you could really use one. But T says you like dolls better. That’s dumb. I’m a lot nicer than any doll could ever be. You should try a real woman some time. Bet you’d like her! Gotta Go! Just got enough time for T to give me one more good fucking before he takes me to the airport. See ya!

I'm sure you will probably have a witty reply, but I won't be able to reply for a while. After taking care of Marissa I need to go to work so my taxes can pay for your SSI check.

I didn't threaten him and you know it, Squeaky, I don't do that.

Neither do I cower from bullies like your Fag team partner.

For a change, you're pulling things out if your ass. How they got there is anybody's guess!

Gay fuck doll wannabe, Originally Posted by Yssup Rider

You're a bona fide liar and hypocrite, you cum-gobbling golem fucktard.

While I would live to continue such an engrossing discussion with you, I am afraid I have other things I need to do now--but I do have to write once more before I go. Somehow you have gotten the mistaken idea that I have a prophylactic anything that is causing me pain right now. I was going to ignore that stupid comment of yours, but Marissa (no, not her real name)--the charming young lady who is attached to the hand that IS on my ass right now—insists I address your comment. Actually, to be more accurate, she wants to address it so I am going to pass the keyboard to her for a moment. And before you get confused, this is a REAL lady with delightfully REAL body parts, and she definitely knows how to use them.
Hi grouchy guy. You’re hilarious but you’re kinda grumpy. You need a good blow job to make you feel better. Your posts make me laugh in a three stooges kind of way so if you were here I’d give you a blow job. You sound like you could really use one. But T says you like dolls better. That’s dumb. I’m a lot nicer than any doll could ever be. You should try a real woman some time. Bet you’d like her! Gotta Go! Just got enough time for T to give me one more good fucking before he takes me to the airport. See ya!

I'm sure you will probably have a witty reply, but I won't be able to reply for a while. After taking care of Marissa I need to go to work so my taxes can pay for your SSI check. Originally Posted by Old-T

Well, Old-Twerp: the Prophylactic Man, have your "boyfriend Mario" help you extract that prophylactic wedgie you have crammed up your ass.

You're a bona fide liar and hypocrite, you cum-gobbling golem fucktard.



Well, Old-Twerp: the Prophylactic Man, have your "boyfriend Mario" help you extract that prophylactic wedgie you have crammed up your ass. Originally Posted by I B Hankering

Woke up on the wrong side of some guy's dick again, I see, Corpy!

No sense in asking you to explain your ridiculous charges and attacks. You wouldn't do it anyway.

SQUEAK! SQUEAK! SQUEAK, Corpy, you shit wallowing gay fuck doll wannabe.

When do the Turd Warriors go on tour? I hear your team bus is a broken down old VW Rabbit!

Woke up on the wrong side of some guy's dick again, I see, Corpy!

No sense in asking you to explain your ridiculous charges and attacks. You wouldn't do it anyway.

SQUEAK! SQUEAK! SQUEAK, Corpy, you shit wallowing gay fuck doll wannabe.

When do the Turd Warriors go on tour? I hear your team bus is a broken down old VW Rabbit! Originally Posted by Yssup Rider

You woke up amidst a dozen or so dicks at your gay hideaway at Hippie Hollow, you cum-gobbling golem fucktard.

You woke up amidst a dozen or so dicks at your gay hideaway at Hippie Hollow, you cum-gobbling golem fucktard. Originally Posted by I B Hankering

You must have me confused with someone wearing the same leotard as you, Corpy! You're Fag Team partner, the Pissant!

For the record, I haven't been to the Hollow in about 40 years ... I live close to Emma Long Park, so when I go swimming in Lake Austin, that's where I go.

Otherwise it's Barton Spring Pool, which is about a mile from City Hall and where the City of Austin "looks the other way" on topless sunbathing... kinda like you and the pissant would do if there were any exposed titties (on women) in your general vicinity!

Do some research, you gay fuck doll wannabe.

Of course, it would be easier for you just to lie, blather and bloviate.

Party on, Turd Warrior!

In Bred Hank and Bambi exchanged their vows and consummated their marriage at Hippie Hollow.

In Bred Hank and Bambi exchanged their vows and consummated their marriage at Hippie Hollow. Originally Posted by i'va biggen

You're hopelessly boring and stupid. Somebody put a cow bell on Biggie so we know where's he's located. He sure doesn't know where the fuck he is.

You're hopelessly boring and stupid. Somebody put a cow bell on Biggie so we know where's he's located. He sure doesn't know where the fuck he is. Originally Posted by bambino

Like you wandered into this forum, and love getting your ass handed to you daily? I am aware of my surroundings. If you are into cows try the other realm ..

You must have me confused with someone wearing the same leotard as you, Corpy! You're Fag Team partner, the Pissant!

For the record, I haven't been to the Hollow in about 40 years ... I live close to Emma Long Park, so when I go swimming in Lake Austin, that's where I go.

Otherwise it's Barton Spring Pool, which is about a mile from City Hall and where the City of Austin "looks the other way" on topless sunbathing... kinda like you and the pissant would do if there were any exposed titties (on women) in your general vicinity!

Do some research, you gay fuck doll wannabe.

Of course, it would be easier for you just to lie, blather and bloviate.

Party on, Turd Warrior! Originally Posted by Yssup Rider

But you bragged so about being one of the founding faggots of the gay commune at Hippie Hollow, you cum-gobbling golem fucktard ... and you had all of those other, rather extensive faggot resources you posted at the ready.

In Bred Hank and Bambi exchanged their vows and consummated their marriage at Hippie Hollow. Originally Posted by i'va biggen

Never been to Hippie Hollow, Ekim the Inbred Chimp, but did stop and piss on a fence post in Kansas that looked a lot like your family tree.

I'm sure you will probably have a witty reply, but I won't be able to reply for a while. After taking care of Marissa I need to go to work so my taxes can pay for your SSI check. Originally Posted by Old-T

Well, Old-Twerp: the Prophylactic Man, have your "boyfriend Mario" help you extract that prophylactic wedgie you have crammed up your ass. Originally Posted by I B Hankering

Oh well. I tried to be an optimist--I tried to give you the benefit of the doubt that after a long weekend you could come up with ONE witty reply. Looks like I overestimated you again IBCondomMan.

Marissa said to tell you that you have the most unintentionally funny posts she has read in a long time. Her comparison was "he's the bad B-movie that doesn't realize it's a bad B-movie". I admit it kind of fits, especially if you drop the "B" to a "C".

By the way, if you can't tell the difference between Marissa and "Mario", then glasses won't help you--you are legally blind. Or definitively stupid.

Oh well. I tried to be an optimist--I tried to give you the benefit of the doubt that after a long weekend you could come up with ONE witty reply. Looks like I overestimated you again IBCondomMan.

Marissa said to tell you that you have the most unintentionally funny posts she has read in a long time. Her comparison was "he's the bad B-movie that doesn't realize it's a bad B-movie". I admit it kind of fits, especially if you drop the "B" to a "C".

By the way, if you can't tell the difference between Marissa and "Mario", then glasses won't help you--you are legally blind. Or definitively stupid. Originally Posted by Old-T

You're a habitual liar and a perpetual twerp, Old-Twerp: the Prophylactic Man, so go have your "boyfriend Mario" help you extract that prophylactic wedgie you have crammed up your ass.

IBBuffoon, you really should check your last dozen or so posts on this thread. Your cut and paste skills are slipping--every once in a while you are actually changing a word or two.

Just to recap, here are last ten "Words or IB Wisdom". I didn't change a single word to make it sound stupider--you did quite well being stupid all by yourself. You sure are fixated on cum-gobbling, fucktards, and prophylactics, aren't you. I wonder what your psychiatrist thinks about that--probably not a healthy obsession on your part.

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Are you threatening another board member with bodily harm, you cum-gobbling golem fucktard?

Why won't you address the fact that you threatened another board member, you cum-gobbling golem fucktard?

Go suck on your prophylactic, Old-Twerp: the Prophylactic Man.

Go work on dislodging that that prophylactic wedgie you have crammed up your ass, Old-Twerp: the Prophylactic Man.

That prophylactic wedgie you have crammed up your ass is really causing you pain, isn't it, Old-Twerp: the Prophylactic Man?

Go suck on your prophylactic, Old-Twerp: the Prophylactic Man.

You're a bona fide liar and hypocrite, you cum-gobbling golem fucktard.

Well, Old-Twerp: the Prophylactic Man, have your "boyfriend Mario" help you extract that prophylactic wedgie you have crammed up your ass.

You woke up amidst a dozen or so dicks at your gay hideaway at Hippie Hollow, you cum-gobbling golem fucktard.

But you bragged so about being one of the founding faggots of the gay commune at Hippie Hollow, you cum-gobbling golem fucktard ... and you had all of those other, rather extensive faggot resources you posted at the ready. << Always nice of you to be so open minded. Wasn't it just a few days ago you were patting yourself on the back for being so accepting of other groups? I guess that was another IB lie. Can't say I'm surprised, Massa--your bigotry shows pretty clearly to anyone who wants to see it.

Never been to Hippie Hollow, Ekim the Inbred Chimp, but did stop and piss on a fence post in Kansas that looked a lot like your family tree.

You're a habitual liar and a perpetual twerp, Old-Twerp: the Prophylactic Man, so go have your "boyfriend Mario" help you extract that prophylactic wedgie you have crammed up your ass.