New Private Forum Proposal

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whale & dolphin tails rent-n-lease
Hostess Ho Ho's
piranha den
Hookers Johns Hospital
kiss her ass here
eccie lite
Dallas's other cowgirls
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THN, Great idea. This will be a real hit
I got a name for this new forum!

Smoke and Mirrors

Can't get hoes to put their location in the open forums, you got a ho locator edjumaction project or you just gonna tag 'em and GPS their coordinates? Some prolly already got ankle monitors, that's a savings right there. And there's prolly even some too baked or stoopid to know where they're at anyway! Damn.

You do realize just quadrating the two big cities, plus North and South Jerryville and N&S Mid cities plus Denton East & West and Collin North and South is 16 fucking ad forums, right? Sixteen!

Be easier teach a ho to put location in a city ad.

Or, Uh-oh, there's a site out there that puts a thumbnail of the ho on a Google map!! Damn, how stupid is that, right?

That one was free. Originally Posted by phildo
Need a sub-forum for specials.

Call it Ho-Mart: We Rent Pussy for Less! Originally Posted by eccienewbie
LOLZ!! Originally Posted by Luxury Daphne
You need to download the Find My Ho app in the eccie app store.

Originally Posted by Jarvis
whale & dolphin tails rent-n-lease
Hostess Ho Ho's
piranha den
Hookers Johns Hospital
kiss her ass here
eccie lite
Dallas's other cowgirls Originally Posted by offshoredrilling

Yes, 80s apple pie rock bands speak for me.



THN, Great idea. This will be a real hit Originally Posted by bigjohndallas
It will be interesting for sure! Thank you!
Yes, 80s apple pie rock bands speak for me.




Originally Posted by thathottnurse
Only borrow from the best:



Fits the theme of the place, too: Imagine

Okay, now back to my fishin'....
'Journey' loves the gif too.
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How about Taintsville?
Only borrow from the best:



Fits the theme of the place, too: Imagine

Okay, now back to my fishin'.... Originally Posted by eccienewbie

Personally, I'm more of an Elvis fan. But in the spirit of luv...

How about Taintsville? Originally Posted by pyramider
I hear they have a great bar
Personally, I'm more of an Elvis fan. But in the spirit of luv...

Originally Posted by thathottnurse
Dude was a hunk of burnin' luv.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcJac6OykfM

Which means he had all he needed

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-pFAFsTFTI

TCB, babuh
...i'm sorry what were saying...

the GIF strikes again! ......

oh ya....

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Now back to our regularly scheduled programming.

Will contact admin tomorrow about an estimated time frame and the steps for granting access to screened members.
...i'm sorry what were saying...

the GIF strikes again! Originally Posted by thathottnurse
That's a whole lotta luv

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiLKT5rPHBA
That's a whole lotta luv

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiLKT5rPHBA Originally Posted by eccienewbie

Yes EN, you can have your own luv song thread in the new forum. lol
This has been an interesting day. Ran into a post that I felt compelled to comment on considering the author:

http://www.eccie.net/showpost.php?p=...9&postcount=24

Which then got me to thinking....

I'll make you a bet, Romo.

At the six month mark, if the forum proves to be a success, YOU will pay for the next six months.

If it proves to be a failure, I will pay you what it already cost me to have it open for six months.

"Success" will be measured two-fold: view count and by public poll.

So what do you say, Romo?? Wanna actually put your money where your mouth is? Or are you gonna backstep outta this like the little whiny biotch you've been acting like all week?? Is it your period??

Time to man-up and have the balls to back up your "beef". Just bc the real Romo failed to deliver doesn't mean you have to too.

I'm game if you are!

Oh btw Romo, if you decide to continue being on your period instead of growing your balls back, it means you have to either find a plug for your hole or go bleed somewhere else.
The shit.

It just got real.
Yes EN, you can have your own luv song thread in the new forum. lol Originally Posted by thathottnurse
I would do anything for luv.

But I won't do that.*

*"that," in this instance, means post a link in my luv song thread in the new forum to an "I would do anything for love" video or audio file. Other than that, I'll do fuckin' anything.**

** for luv, that is....