Favorite Witty Quotes

A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's she changes it more often
"Oliver Herford"

Seize the moment ‘cause tomorrow you might be dead.

~B

I don't care what you say about me, as long as you're saying something about me!!!! Regardless of how negative it is

Thank you

~Seeking ~P

"You know why I'm here" - M. Lynch

its not how big you make it, its how you make it big. George Carlin

You shoulda been a dick and left. What a fucking wimp... Pfftttt

“The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes it.”

“Is sex dirty? Only when it's being done right.”

Woody Allen

Gossip can be entertaining. I've heard the most fascinating things about myself I never knew.

~Seeking ~P

Gossip can be entertaining. I've heard the most fascinating things about myself I never knew. Originally Posted by SknyDiva

I've heard your body and tits and clit and mouth and "fucking attitude" are amazing. . . True?

Gossip can be entertaining. I've heard the most fascinating things about myself I never knew.

~Seeking ~P Originally Posted by SknyDiva

Good quote, Seeking ~P !

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"Compassion is an action word that knows no boundaries"
Prince Rodgers Nelson
R.I.P 1958-2016

Be so goOod they can't Ignore you!

~Seeking ~P

"I act Iike I don't care but deep down I swear I don't give a fuck"

Seeking ~P

If you do good people will accuse you of selfish ulterior motives.
Do good anyway!!!!

~Seeking ~P

We all get what comes back around, but sometimes the universe is fair and you get to be what comes around.