How Houston got it's name- did ya know?

Hmmm...Yes. yes, I see.. excellent observation on your part, Sir. That would most certainly give the patient an "opt out" so to speak. Or, maybe it was one of her multiple personalities we all have witnessed here lately. Would you concur Doctor...err I mean Boardman?

( my bad! Gotta little caught up there for a minute. *blush*)

Okay, I have read through this whole thread and I'm able to kind of sorta wrap my head around it. What I can't figure out is, why is LC squatting beside the tree. Did tree_hugger tell her it was sexy? Originally Posted by Ansley

Yeast infection. See? She's scratchin' it.....

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Or she could be releasing her formentioned CRABS back into the wild....

Yeast infection. See? She's scratchin' it..... Originally Posted by onehitwonder

I just had to ask didn't I.

Okay, I have read through this whole thread and I'm able to kind of sorta wrap my head around it. What I can't figure out is, why is LC squatting beside the tree. Did tree_hugger tell her it was sexy? Originally Posted by Ansley

Ansley,
We are terribly sorry to have subjected your pretty little head to this nonsense. Please accept my humble apologies. Now if there is anything I can do to make you more comfortable, ie. twirl your RTM or massage your like button you just feel free to let me know. I'll be happy to take care of that for ya.

I just had to ask didn't I. Originally Posted by Ansley

You got questions? We got answers!

Please don't apologize. I love coming down to the sandbox to get my giggles and buttons massaged. Thanks to this thread my thinking process will forever be changed when I see a cat climbing a tree.

....or you'll thinCk of this thread everytime you see a box of Monistat or Vagasil!

Yeast infection. See? She's scratchin' it..... Originally Posted by onehitwonder

The count is 2-0, One hitta steps outta the box stares Ansley down and adjusts her batting glove. LC looks a little nervous as she patrols center field.
One hitta steps back in the box, digs in and takes a couple of swings.....wait that wasn't a swing, one hitta just pointed to the center field bleachers....She's calling her shot......This is unbelievable.

There's two on and two out. Ansley pitches from the wind up and the runners are on their way. It's high and looks to be right down the middle. One hitta swings(crack).....It's a fast ball. Ansley hung one up for her and LC is back, back, there's no way she's getting to this one, it's way over her head and it's still climbing folks. One hitta has just hit it out of the park. A three run homer. The crowd goes wild. LC can't even look as one hitta rounds the bases.

Ansley, being the class act she is calls for another ball and steps back up on the rubber ready to deliver the next pitch.

LC is sitting down in the outfield, wait.....is she crying? There's no crying in baseball! Oh, the humiliation.

One hitta has just busted one that LC may never be able recover from.

Ansley has left the mound and is walking towards center field. It sounds like she's telling LC to put her big girl panties back on. She turns around and stares down One hitta as she comes out of the dugout to take a bow. Wait.....did Ansley just give One hitta a wink? She did..... Looks like Ansley and One hitta just sent LC back to the minor leagues.

Okay, I have read through this whole thread and I'm able to kind of sorta wrap my head around it. What I can't figure out is, why is LC squatting beside the tree. Did tree_hugger tell her it was sexy? Originally Posted by Ansley

This thread is now officially the best ever. Aside from the silly entertainment, we now have the beautiful Ansley!

Welcome to the craziness!

....or you'll thinCk of this thread everytime you see a box of Monistat or Vagasil! Originally Posted by onehitwonder

Who knew I could have used a tree and saved 20 bucks!

This thread is now officially the best ever. Aside from the silly entertainment, we now have the beautiful Ansley!

Welcome to the craziness! Originally Posted by Killersalt

Even better, She contributed to the craziness!

Sportscaster: " 1hiita you just hit the winning homerun, what's next?"

1hitta: " I'm going to Disneyland!"

Cue music... When you wish upon a star......

Who knew I could have used a tree and saved 20 bucks! Originally Posted by Ansley

Baby Girl, as cute as you are, you could've "used" any ones of these "fellas" and MADE 10x's that much!


Boardman, I'll accept that per my pm. ThanCk you. That was awesome!

..... why is LC squatting beside the tree. Originally Posted by Ansley

She's "barking"!

She's "barking"! Originally Posted by LexusLover

You're sayin' Old Yeller's got one treed.