So hypothetically Yummy....

Whores and John's blame me for everything from being rude to global warming...might as well blame me for that too... Originally Posted by Wakeup

We pointed out Foxy's stupidity in the matter....is it now our fault she was banned? Foxy has no one to blame but herself.


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What's funny is the lengths tg goes to, to assert he doesn't care what anyone here thincks. He certainly cares about not caring.

You ain't giving Fancy near enough credit. TG was two stepping with someone who was willingly there and kinda bragging about it to be honest.

To try and shift all the blame to TG would be no different than shifting all the blame to the Mod staff for banning her. Might as well blame wakeup for pointing out her admittance to reading the review. Originally Posted by WTF

Dammit WTF, you have to keep the whores in proper order. Fancy was the whore that TG (not to be confused with the real TG) saw. So, he could get some street cred. So, he could see the banned potty mouth outing whore AlyssaXOXO. So, he would have a couple of reviews under his belt. So, he could pay to have a fat whale called Foxy from the Carolinas shipped in for a few days of debauchery. So, he could show all the Houston whores that he is willing to spend banck in the sewer.

Of course Wakeup and the modtard share some of the blame. Foxy wanted me to pull the ban trigger. I wanted to wait until after Christmas.

Wakeup would have gotten his jollies at the 3 week delay. Foxy would be with us for the Holidays. We would have had 3 weeks of TG (not to be confused with the real TG) gloating about the fat whore not being banned.....because, he knows this shithole.

No Bah Humbug here.

What's funny is the lengths tg goes to, to assert he doesn't care what anyone here thincks. He certainly cares about not caring. Originally Posted by chicagoboy

That is a very good point.

Are you sending a stipend to that sewer rat you threw back when you finished with her.........seeing as you walked her right off the cliff into a ban during the holidays.

How did that "she didn't do anything wrong.....I talked to St.C.....blah blah blah" work out for her?

That gem is going to be broke at Christmas time with nothing more than a lump of coal in her stocking......because of you. Originally Posted by dearhunter

I assure you, Foxy will not be broke for Christmas. Aside from our visit, remember that ECCIE is non-existent outside of Texas - so unless she's also banned from the big sites, and her phone, and her email, AND she got robbed after our visit, she'll be alright. And since we still talk, I don't think that's happened.

Dammit WTF, you have to keep the whores in proper order. Fancy was the whore that TG (not to be confused with the real TG) saw. So, he could get some street cred. So, he could see the banned potty mouth outing whore AlyssaXOXO. So, he would have a couple of reviews under his belt. So, he could pay to have a fat whale called Foxy from the Carolinas shipped in for a few days of debauchery. So, he could show all the Houston whores that he is willing to spend banck in the sewer.

Of course Wakeup and the modtard share some of the blame. Foxy wanted me to pull the ban trigger. I wanted to wait until after Christmas.

Wakeup would have gotten his jollies at the 3 week delay. Foxy would be with us for the Holidays. We would have had 3 weeks of TG (not to be confused with the real TG) gloating about the fat whore not being banned.....because, he knows this shithole.

No Bah Humbug here. Originally Posted by dearhunter

Good reviews will follow good service....whether that be word of mouth or eccie. So my advice to ladies is make damn sure your service level is good and chill with trying to influence the board by trying to be Queen Bee.

I assure you, Foxy will not be broke for Christmas. Aside from our visit, remember that ECCIE is non-existent outside of Texas - so unless she's also banned from the big sites, and her phone, and her email, AND she got robbed after our visit, she'll be alright. And since we still talk, I don't think that's happened. Originally Posted by TravelingGentleman

TG, could you have just been satisfied to keep that knowledge to yourself? She would be just as fine and you would not be spilling your and her business to the board.

Be content with the fact that she is ok.

Show that you really do not care what the masses think and keep that shit to yourself.

If six months of mostly polite inquiry around here have taught me anything, it's that manners are wasted on the helmeted special team in the same way that a bottle of Platinum is wasted on a homeless alcoholic. Originally Posted by TravelingGentleman

I don't drink booze. I have discriminating tastes so I'm more of a wine drinker. So anyway, I Googled Platinum. Only link to booze is Bud Light Platinum and how it has more alcohol in it. Classy, Platinum, Bud Light Cryptic Linck

Dorothy, I suspect armature is your manhandle, Originally Posted by TravelingGentleman

We're both sexy bitches, but no. I like it, but no.

Why you hatin' on Dorfy any-fucking-way? She's been hooking since you were still cuddling your balls and wondering why your fat wife kicked you out of her bed. You come up in this bitch like you knowing what's the WTF. You don't. But we got your trick ass all figured out. You suffer from the same affliction that Wakeup does - low self-esteem / high self-worth. It's cray. Cray I say, but alas...

... verbal abuse...vitriol...[read: with a dick in your mouth]. Originally Posted by TravelingGentleman

Speaking of vitriol.

Or trying to hack it. Or whatever. Originally Posted by TravelingGentleman

She has a skilled trade.

I've said it before - you have an amazing smile, so hot. You were the very first provider that I wanted to see. Originally Posted by TravelingGentleman

Ding, ding, ding! We have a winner chicken dinner! You wuv the shit out of her. Ahhhh, unrequited wuv. See what happens when you run your pie hole too much.

The reason I haven't (until this very moment) gotten long-winded... Originally Posted by TravelingGentleman

That's the understatement of the mother fucking year. And we're in the last days of the year so that's saying something...

Let's see what else the Trick of the Year has to say...

...when you've tried baiting me... Originally Posted by TravelingGentleman

No, she pretty much did. Puppy love is a bitch ain't it.

... is because you've demonstrably proven that you are intellectually incapable of reading a complete sentence, comprehending what you've written, and then putting together enough words in the right order to assembly some semblance of a witty retort... Originally Posted by TravelingGentleman

I've not noticed that; her prose is easy to follow. And believe you fucking me, I can put a sentence together. They say I'm the Queen of the Thunderfuck. You may call me Your Highness. Being a gentlemen you understand you need only call me that once, after that ma'am will suffice. You know till you address my Magnificent - bitchin'-ass - Self again. Then we're back to Your Highness.

...Or dick suckers... Originally Posted by TravelingGentleman

Um, honey, let me hip you to something. Know why women suck dick? Sit down for this big guy....It's to get men under our thumbs.

Although given what people say, I'm not sure you've found what you're GOOD at yet - apparently practice doesn't make perfect. Originally Posted by TravelingGentleman

Not what I heard. I heard she can suck a mean dick. But, since, I cannot be put under a dick-sucked spell, IDGAF.

I'm not angry at you; your taunts, name-calling, alt abuse - six months of this from you - truly not angry. Originally Posted by TravelingGentleman

You should be. She's made an ass out of you and shined a light on your candy, abusive-ass.

...dingleberry...the annoying inability to get off the soiled bits of toilet paper attached to your butt. Originally Posted by TravelingGentleman

You're the one that brought up TUMA. You like scat? You struck me as a subbie type, but scat? Gross. I hate poo germs.

T...taught you that attractive people didn't have to work to succeed in life... Originally Posted by TravelingGentleman

More of that unrequited wuv. Oh, and we, that is good looking people, don't have to work as hard.

...now looks are fading with age... Originally Posted by TravelingGentleman

Fading with age? What are you a retard? She's like in her twenties.

Having said that, most of which you probably won't understand... Originally Posted by TravelingGentleman

I understand. Do you understand what I've said? How easy it was for me to psychoanalyze you from a far? You make things too easy. Go back. Drinck some Platinum Bud Lite. Regroup and then we'll talk. I don't like an easy fuck. I like a hard one.

I think I've toed the line for "points" on this one without stepping over the line, but time (and Spice) will tell. Originally Posted by TravelingGentleman

All Spice can do now is save you...trick.

But enough about all that is fabulous about Dorthy. Let's talk about you shall we? But first, I gotta go be me. More coffee and breakfast. Then, you. k?

What's funny is the lengths tg goes to, to assert he doesn't care what anyone here thincks. He certainly cares about not caring. Originally Posted by chicagoboy

What's more funny is the lengths you go to sniff around my ass. I keep posting because you tards keep tickling my balls and making me laugh. I haven't seen any stand-up comedy in days because there's been enough humor here to keep me chuckling.

Chicago, if you were a provider, your stalking me around ECCIE the last week would count as cybersex and I would be questioning whether I owe you money for this ongoing digital rimjob.

I should have the same question for the special needs tramp, but her requested payment is a pegging session instead -she wants to deviate from her "no butts" policy.

And WTF, you won't need updates from me via phone, I'm sure you'll have those binoculars ready and zoomed in, prepared to give live updates to the community on what I'm doing wrong.


*edit* Armature, I see that you posted moments before I did. You're not even a troll, you're an irrelevant troll. I agree that you're not Dorothy; you can write a sentence. Aside from that, the rest of your irrelevant noise isn't even worthy of response.

Um, honey, let me hip you to something. Know why women suck dick? Sit down for this big guy....It's to get men under our thumbs.

. Originally Posted by armature

Men have no problem with that! Suck away ladies!

armature, take this misandry elsewhere, it weakens your argument

You know till you address my Magnificent - bitchin'-ass - Self again. Then we're back to Your Highness. Originally Posted by armature

. Plus all the ghetto talks does not help either.

Common sense. Originally Posted by WTF

Stop it. I'm trying to dislike you over here.

And WTF, you won't need updates from me via phone, I'm sure you'll have those binoculars ready and zoomed in, prepared to give live updates to the community on what I'm doing wrong.


. Originally Posted by TravelingGentleman

Come again?

I have never communicated with you phone or otherwise.

You are saying you do not care but your actions are speaking the opposite.

You said you were talking to Foxy...I just recommended you keep that to yourself. I'm trying to help ya out here brother.

You are saying you do not care but your actions are speaking the opposite. Originally Posted by WTF

I'm even trash talking wrong? 18 pages here and several pages elsewhere of "Everyone in my business can sit on a splintered wooden peg and rotate while you lick my starfish to muffle the sound of your whining" has come across as trying to win the hearts and minds of this community, which I make repeated reference to in vulgar terms?

I feel like you just told me that I need to step up my game.

They say I'm the Queen of the Thunderfuck. Originally Posted by armature

Now I know why you mentioned me, as if you had a choice...welcome back...

Originally Posted by TravelingGentleman
Dorothy, I suspect armature is your manhandle.

I do armature's hair so I know better. But you sound like have a vagina...