HEY could you pick me up a Red Bull, Pack of Marlboro Lights and some condoms?

I've never had a provider ask me to bring anything. After one comic adventure with a wonderful provider where she lost the condoms and we had to settle for an hour of BBBJs, I always bring condoms-- especially since I'm a MSOG guy. Only weird request was post session. Provider asked if I could drive her to meet her friend that dropped her off. I declined. I'm sorry, but I'm a very private, very discreet person. I would feel very uncomfortable with a stranger in my car and then someone knowing me sees her in there with me.

I've only had a provider ask me to pick up some cigs for her. Funny thing was I didn't get much thanks for it.

If I know them then it's no big deal. If it's a first visit then not a chance

If I know them then it's no big deal. If it's a first visit then not a chance Originally Posted by burkalini

Exactly. I wouldn't ask anything of someone I am just meeting for the first, second or third third time.

Couldn't have said it better.

Asking for a tip is classless (imho). I don't know why people make a big deal out of it. If you want more money, charge more money. Don't put yourself in a humiliating position. Originally Posted by ZarahAdams

I hate asking for things I am supposed to have already. I use the same good practice you do and order everything in bulk to avoid running out too soon. Gifts & tips or whatever else a gentleman brings have always been offered to me without me ever asking.

I never ask but sometimes, they'll offer. So if a client asks me if I would like something to drink, I would like some water, bottled tea or something from Starbuck's as a treat.

My fridge is always full of refreshments, though, and so it's really not necessary.

As far as condoms go, I order in bulk. So generally, I have a BUNCH of them around and just don't need to have them picked up. You can get batches of a hundred from different websites for relatively cheap and that's the direction that I go. Same for lube.

Never been one to call a client and ask for something. Not normally! But I did ask a guy to bring me something for his bottom (toy) because he was being picky about it before even getting there.

Elisabeth Originally Posted by ElisabethWhispers

She should be reported to the Escorts Business Bureau . LOl. I hope she understands there is such a thing as Cost Of Business..

I've been asked a few times to pick up condoms. Once, the lady went to great lengths to point out that she asked all clients to bring condoms due to the expense. Not good salesmanship, but she's quiet a bit younger than I usually see. The most disturbing thing is the knowledge of how many wackos there are in the world, who would gleefully put pin holes in a condom for some perverted rush.

Ladies, you are professional sky divers, is it really a good idea to let someone else pack your chute. . . parachute that is? Originally Posted by Iaintliein

Condoms? Seriously? That's like going to a restaurant and having to bring your own utensils.

I've had it happen once many years ago. Touring lady asked me to bring cigarettes because "her car was in the shop." (I've since learned that this is roughly translated as 'my pimp took our ride and is waiting over in the corner of the parking lot smoking weed!') But hey, I was inexperienced.

So she asked for some brand of cigarettes that apparently has two kinds--a "long" and a "short." Not being a smoker, I had no idea. I got the wrong kind and she let me know about it. Told me "next time I would get more 'points' if I listened better."

Funny thing happened. There was no next time.

Some people can be rude and unappreciative. Half a loaf of bread is better than none. It would have been easier to say thank you for going out of your way and let me reciprocate how much. Customer service customer service.. how much more can I say...

I've had it happen once many years ago. Touring lady asked me to bring cigarettes because "her car was in the shop." (I've since learned that this is roughly translated as 'my pimp took our ride and is waiting over in the corner of the parking lot smoking weed!') But hey, I was inexperienced.

So she asked for some brand of cigarettes that apparently has two kinds--a "long" and a "short." Not being a smoker, I had no idea. I got the wrong kind and she let me know about it. Told me "next time I would get more 'points' if I listened better."

Funny thing happened. There was no next time. Originally Posted by JDNorthface

Ha!!

Funny thread.

Some clients do ask, and sometimes I say sure bring me blah blah blah. And they don't complain about it...mostly because they know I will treat them well and I never ask for anything. If he is stopping by starbucks on the way to my place anyway, sure pick me up a strawberry frappuccino. Please and thank you :-).

Other than that.......

Condoms? Seriously? That's like going to a restaurant and having to bring your own utensils. Originally Posted by Shayla

In my private life... DATY I bring my own Utensils! Always have! LOL

well Dinner is served...

In my private life... DATY I bring my own Utensils! Always have! LOL Originally Posted by Still Looking

In my private life... DATY I bring my own Utensils! Always have! LOL Originally Posted by Still Looking

OK, fine. I'll save DATY for when we get married.

OK, fine. I'll save DATY for when we get married. Originally Posted by Shayla

PM me the address so I can get you the Prenup! LOL

I know right super tacky, it's a providers resposbility to make sure she is equipped with what it takes to protect herself and everything else( cigs, food, or alcohol can wait until after that session is over. I am not going to turn my clients into errand boys just because I lack foresight.

Condoms? Seriously? That's like going to a restaurant and having to bring your own utensils. Originally Posted by Shayla

Hell, I am waiting for someone to say a provider asked him to bring tampons. I know it's out there.