I’m so sorry you came out to my incall and I didn’t respond. I fell asleep. Can we try again for tomorrow?
Sorry, I lost my phone for the 27th time this week.
Provider: “Hey”
Client: “Hey, can we schedule something for the near future? Here is some more relevant information you will need to make that happen.”
2 days later. Probably at 2:30 in the morning. Provider: “Hey”