What odd phrases have you heard while in a session

I had a guy tell me yersterday "You suck like a Dyson"!!!!!

I had a guy tell me yersterday "You suck like a Dyson"!!!!! Originally Posted by DallasRain

Note to Dallas. In this particular statement being compared to a household appliance is a good thing. Anyone seen my vacuum cleaner?

"How come you don't have a girlfriend?"

Admit that threw me for a loop. Originally Posted by cabletex7

When I am asked that, I just say, "There are a lot of reasons why I don't have a girlfriend."

when I brought my strap on out....."Is that the biggest you have"
{and its pretty damn big...lol}

Then when i was using it on him,he said that I should tell him to "squeal like a pig" Originally Posted by DallasRain

Hreeee! Hreeee!

First time having had a boy toy used on him, "Oh My God....I NEVER shot that far before!" I believed him...wish I'd of had a bullseye posted on the wall. LOL

Another:

Him: "Who's your Daddy?"
It just took me out of the moment and I think: Really, you want to have a personal conversation about my lineage, NOW? I almost laughed out loud at my own thoughts, but then again I often only amuse myself and didn't want to "kill the moment" for him.

when I brought my strap on out....."Is that the biggest you have"
{and its pretty damn big...lol}

Then when i was using it on him,he said that I should tell him to "squeal like a pig" Originally Posted by DallasRain

Funny he asked for that.. reminds me of this movie scene from a long time ago-Deliverance

Sick and twisted as that scene is in the movie.. my naughty side went haywire with ideas!

Once, after a good long, fall off the bed, sweat down my back fuck fest, I got up to grab my drink, and out blurted "Damn, if it weren't for that, I would have thought you to be gay!"... As soon as it left my lips I was already grabbing for my heels to hit the door! I blame it on the sex and the cosmo!

mmmm not what I heard, but something I said. But fitting for this thread. Was with a provider that I know well. She has told me a few times that most of the time I take longer than she likes. So one time when it was like work to get to the end. When I finely came. I wisper in her ear "dam-it, to soon". Yup she hit me But I like her and then asked "want to go at it again". Good thing we like each other.

I don't really want to quote anyone here although I have heard lots of great things over the years.

I DID have the massage table collapse one time though. The gentleman (Hey T.P.!) was SUPER cool about it. We laughed and laughed!

Another gentleman brought me a restaurant-style book with the donation in it "so there wouldn't be any confusion"! THAT was greatness! I still use it!

Do these count?

Okay, I WILL say this and ONLY because HE said it was okay. Just this very day I had a gentleman tell me that he had read my posts and thought I seemed "very normal". I laughed out loud! He told me that it wasn't meant as an insult, he meant it in the best possible way. While very sweet (he was awesome!), I have NEVER been referred to as NORMAL! LOL!

Both came from the same provider:

"Ohhh, you have one of THOSE tongues!"

Then, later in the session, when we finally had full service after much oral:

"Good cock!!"

I don't care if she was truthful or not. It rocked my world! I don't care if I was paying for a fantasy. It worked. And, she wants to see me again, so she can rock my world again! It doesn't get better than this.

Both came from the same provider:

"Ohhh, you have one of THOSE tongues!"

Then, later in the session, when we finally had full service after much oral:

"Good cock!!"

I don't care if she was truthful or not. It rocked my world! I don't care if I was paying for a fantasy. It worked. And, she wants to see me again, so she can rock my world again! It doesn't get better than this. Originally Posted by LargeHam

A provider saying "good cock" is always a good thing for us guys to hear. It helps our weak egos. Works everytime. Me included.

I always thought their comments on size were only in attempt to make us more comfortable

I had a lady ask if she "could have my shirt" I was wearing . good thing I also had a teeshirt!

... However, I met with one provider who must have been extremely horny. She ripped my clothes off, covered me up, and begged for my cock. She didn't say she wanted it. She said, "I NEED your cock in me.. NOW!" I obliged (and almost asked for a donation ). Originally Posted by Cpalmson

dont they all say that??

Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just glad to see me. Originally Posted by catnipdipper

updated from Mae West...
... Is that an iPhone in your pocket or did you just sext me??

...Okay, I WILL say this and ONLY because HE said it was okay. Just this very day I had a gentleman tell me that he had read my posts and thought I seemed "very normal". I laughed out loud! He told me that it wasn't meant as an insult, he meant it in the best possible way. While very sweet (he was awesome!), I have NEVER been referred to as NORMAL! LOL! Originally Posted by vnurse

i had a similar reaction when the hiring manager told me my pre-employment psychological exam was "NORMAL."

what, me normal??

lol--this is a fun thread!!

I had a guy last week who told me I looked like his sister....huh?????

lol--this is a fun thread!!

I had a guy last week who told me I looked like his sister....huh????? Originally Posted by DallasRain

If I had a provider that looked like my sister the date would be over. Yuk.