Dirty Talking

Are there in particular phrases that send you gents over the edge? Originally Posted by missroxie
Actually, your avatar sent me over the edge (me speaky no english right now, just babble)...NICE!



Look at what my avatar is doing as it's checking out your A(ss)vatar!!! Cross-eyed hungry eyes, reaching for that ass, licking my chops...LMAO!
"Do you ask first"

Are you kidding? If you have to ask permission to talk dirty, you're already doing it wrong. How would you even ask? "Excuse me, would you be offended if I spewed some filthy mutterings in your ear as I proceed to fuck the daylights out of you? Would that be acceptable, or should I refrain?"
nothing is worse than stilted, practiced dirty talk. if i don't inspire you to it, don't fake it.

i'm laughing as i remember my exhusband telling me to talk dirty to him... this was a man who would blast me out of the water if i said a curse word in his presence, wouldn't DATY, would jump out of bed immediately afterwards to go wash up, and lasted all of 30 seconds. What's he want me to say? "oooh daddy, your penis feels incredible, for 30 seconds?"
Also, I always tell the women I am with that I am about the cum, you know Im cummming baby, Im cumming, Im cumming.......the exgf LOVED to hear that...she always tuned her on knowing that she got the job done!!
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Love it and the louder the better...
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Anyone else know that apparently EA is a screamer?
I think the dirty talk Id like to hear, a provider would be afraid to say, or be... for fear of "scaring" the client... lol How do you really go about letting down those walls of being afraid of going too far? Both ways?? Im talking the PSE dirty slut that loooooves it! stuff youd hear n see in normal xxx movies w/o going to the bdsm section lol

I guess everything has to click just right... Ill find my dirty girl someday
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I like being called "your dirty lil slut"!!
I love hearing "Fuck that pussy - fuck me harder, harder - fuck that pussy - oh god, you're good!"
I never ask a girl if I can talk dirty to her. It's not something Iam able to plan it just happens. It shouldn't be any other way.


Jim
Originally Posted by DallasRain
I have to laugh. That pic reminds me of a 60's sitcom wife, kinda like June Cleaver. Her characterwas so prim and proper. Would she really ask Ward to talk dirty to her, lol.

Jim
I love it when my ATF says, "Fuck my dirty pussy... oh i love it, fuck me harder"... my balls are sore slapping her so hard, and usually in mish at this point, she reverse kicks me in the ass, sometime with her spikes still on. I usually blow at this point.

When pussies taste really good, i pull up for minute, "what did you have for lunch, you taste like ___________". Seems to make a good laugh, and I get told later how much they liked what I said.
Nothing makes a good thing better like a little spontaneous and honest emotion complete with "colorful" language!! Color me baby!!! Originally Posted by Ed Highlight
You may want to show up in your "play clothes" when we finally meet. I've already got a few colorful sentence enhancers in mind...
You may want to show up in your "play clothes" when we finally meet. I've already got a few colorful sentence enhancers in mind...
Originally Posted by Lovelyelle_01
I got my outfit all picked out. You just bring your best dirty talk and we'll see if I can inspire you to be.....ummmm.... "colorful"
Dirty talk can be such a turn on and then again it can crack me up. I actually lost wood one time because the dirty talk was so porn scripted that it just make me laugh