COF wins lottery & JoeBlowjob helps him blow it

I don't even have to be here, and you do my bidding. It's amazing! I just wish you would do something about the smell. Originally Posted by CuteOldGuy

Back from the hospital already, COF? Better run out to the back yard and raid the bunker and get some of that Glenn Beck gold and silver out to bail JoeBlowjob out of jail!

Hey it was just an accidental explosion.
Wow! $75K up in....er....smoke! Originally Posted by Chica Chaser
wow.... what a couple of dumbasses Originally Posted by JCM800
only in Wichita... Originally Posted by Yssup Rider
I wonder if COF will experience a reduction in per day posts typing with one hand. That'd put the 20k mark at next Wednesday at the earliest. Originally Posted by UB9IB6
That was WichitAWESOME... Originally Posted by ExNYer
Chit, I thought all of his posts were done with one hand... After all, he's gotta pay attention to the boys... Originally Posted by Yssup Rider

Your reputation precedes you! Instead of get well wishes, you get "Way to FUCK UP" posts!

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Something about the Red River... Originally Posted by Yssup Rider
The Red River is red because we Okies do not put with you liberal yellow dog donkeys. We cut their nuts off and call them lamb fries

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I had no doubt you ate testicles... You like dick too?

LMAO @ scrotum chef!
That's pretty good...but it would be funnier if you used some names of people who it would more believable that do drugs

.......Like WTF and I'va figgon.

I'm not saying they do drugs but their posts do sound like there on goof balls. Originally Posted by TheDaliLama
Tagged for the unmentionable immutable. Watch out Dali! The admins have no choice but to whack you. Unless, of course, they agree with your content.
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Originally Posted by cptjohnstone
Mountain Oysters!

Ha Ha Ha! Is it true they taste like chicken Timy ?

Jesus, you Coon-Asses will eat anything.
The cpt's been eating at Pete's Place!
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Only bt Knows where they're on the menu.

Pete's Place.
Mike's Mansion
Tom's Taveren
Karl's Cafe.
Kum & Go
Dan's Deli
Bob's Bistro
Jose Peno's
Wong Westurant
Nick's Nook
Bull Nut's are Us.


"Ive been everywhere man"

You should write a book.
Only bt Knows where they're on the menu.

Pete's Place.
Mike's Mansion
Tom's Taveren
Karl's Cafe.
Kum & Go
Dan's Deli
Bob's Bistro
Jose Peno's
Wong Westurant
Nick's Nook
Bull Nut's are Us.


"Ive been everywhere man"

You should write a book. Originally Posted by TheDaliLama
You forgot Giacomo's, Roseanna's, Mike's Market and the Isle of Capri.
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You forgot Giacomo's, Roseanna's, Mike's Market and the Isle of Capri. Originally Posted by bigtex
Ok..............Any place that serves "food" in Louisianna.

That should cover it.
Ok..............Any place that serves "food" in Louisianna.

That should cover it. Originally Posted by TheDaliLama
Deal, the list is now complete!
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Well, this shows that at least one point in his life, BigTurd had balls.
Well, this shows that at least one point in his life, BigTurd had balls. Originally Posted by CuteOldGuy
Twice, I volunteered!
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You forgot Snack n Sack!
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Gawd, it's amazing the control I have over some of you. I don't even have to be here, and you do my bidding. It's amazing! Well, not that amazing. It's not like there was much in your heads when you moved me in. I just wish you would do something about the smell.

Now, retort and insult, my little puppets! Originally Posted by CuteOldGuy
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