And it's not like the stuff has just recently started being deposited everywhere. I was in a SC down in Houston more than 15 years ago. I'd sit at the bar and chat w/ the dancers so we could keep an eye on "the dark corner" at the back of the club where "things" happened. A dancer and I were watching this guy sitting in a wing back with his head rolled back when we spotted a head in his lap. A couple of minutes later he started grimacing and thrashing a bit (like he was filling up his Depends diaper). Then a young lady's head popped up and she smeared her palm along the back of the chair. Lo and behold the back of the chair suddenly appeared.....wet....slimy. I discovered I liked those wooden or had-surfaced bar stool quite a bit after that!
Awwwwwwwww....it's just some horny Monkey's "can't wait to spurt it out" spooge. At least they're not hiking a leg and going on the chairs and tables! Bad Monkey! Baaaaaaaaddddd Monkey!!!!
And y'all want to shake my hand in public...might want to rethink that.
DNA is everywhere. Everywhere! Don't sit down in ANY strip club if you have a phobia. Sometimes they swap out the chairs in the cum-laden VIP for chairs on the floor in the club. The toilets have less sperm on them than the chairs do.
Doorknobs, handrails...and don't even think about buying food from the BBQ (sandwiches, beef, and pork, silly) stand at the club. That guy doesn't wash his hands.
Did that last client wash his hands before leaving your incall hotel? Well think twice before pushing that elevator button. We should all be wearing gloves.