Hey i'va biggen you DUMB FUCK

I've read the history on Ragnar Lothbrook, but I can't remember the outcome of this battle. I wouldn't bet against Ragnar, in any event. Originally Posted by CuteOldGuy

There are two different accounts of his death. One is that he was seized by his foe, King Ælla of Northumbria, and killed by being thrown into a pit of snakes. His sons bloodily avenged him by invading England with the Great Heathen Army.[3] The other was that Ragnar died from a combination of cholera and wounds he sustained from trying to invaade Paris.

i say neither dies. better for the ratings.

btw .. Ivan .. you are chimp 3.5!

I told you, LittleLiberalEva, I will not insult chimps by comparing them to you. They have feelings, you know. Originally Posted by CuteOldGuy

Get your ass busy little bitch or your master spank.

There are two different accounts of his death. One is that he was seized by his foe, King Ælla of Northumbria, and killed by being thrown into a pit of snakes. His sons bloodily avenged him by invading England with the Great Heathen Army.[3] The other was that Ragnar died from a combination of cholera and wounds he sustained from trying to invaade Paris.

i say neither dies. better for the ratings.

btw .. Ivan .. you are chimp 3.5!

Originally Posted by The_Waco_Kid

And if it stays true to history, Rollo does live on to settle his Norse-men in Norman-dy. "Rollo is the great-great-great-grandfather of William the Conqueror, or William I of England." (Wiki)

And if it stays true to history, Rollo does live on to settle his Norse-men in Norman-dy. "Rollo is the great-great-great-grandfather of William the Conqueror, or William I of England." (Wiki) Originally Posted by I B Hankering

outstanding! you are correct! not only did you author chimp 3.5, you are speaking of William the Conqueror, the first non anglo-saxon king of England and first Norman King but also that there was no anglo-saxon king of England after that. William defeated King Harald Hardrada (of Norway) in the battle of Hastings in 1066. the anglo-saxons should have won the battle of Hastings. but since they were not yet a professional army, unlike William's forces, they had the high ground by arriving at Hastings before William and thus establishing the advantage, but during the battle .. they had a superior tactic but blew it. the tactic was to charge down from the hilltop at Hastings then retreat back and hold their position. what went wrong is that the forces of Harald kept going farther down and eventually allowing William's forces to flank and encircle them and defeat Harald's forces. Harald was killed by an arrow at Hastings, and from then on to today, all Kings of England were derived from William of Flanders (or Normandy ..either is correct) . last time i looked at a map, Flanders and Normandy is in present day France. meaning that the current ruling family of England descends from France. lol

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Hastings

I BE chimp 3.5 spank me! i enjoy the pain!


Originally Posted by i'va biggen

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And I just checked. There are ten more episodes due out later this year. Rollo and Ragnar survive.

And I just checked. There are ten more episodes due out later this year. Rollo and Ragnar survive. Originally Posted by CuteOldGuy

of course they do. history and TV ratings say so!

Get your ass busy little bitch or your master spank.
Originally Posted by i'va biggen

eehhbuhhrrr, how long have been a MALE FEMINIST?

eehhbuhhrrr, how long have been a MALE FEMINIST?




Originally Posted by IIFFOFRDB

Good little bitch.



You have made you wacco pimp happy!!!

he'll see it. the only question is .. if he'll admit it

he can see quoted post .. so quote away!

so on a tangent .. what's your over/under? who wins Thursday on Vikings? the big throw down! Ragnar v Rollo! yeah!

hey .. this is MY thread .. i can change the topic at will!




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Originally Posted by The_Waco_Kid

This just might be the stupidest fucker on the board. ANy board.

welcome to the "Hey i'va biggen you DUMB FUCK" thread! it will be glorious! it already is! why? why not! ahahhaa

let's start with the official chimp 3.5 gif ..




i started chimp 1.0 ..IB Hankering took it to a true Rembrandt! chimp 3.5 is born!

Well done Sir!

a true masterpiece .. why the Dutch Master Rembrandt himself would be impressed!



ahahahaha

let's all post our favorites of the "dull knife" stories here!



or dim bulb .. whichever you prefer! or make up your own expression of Ivan the chimp's stupidity




Ivan "claims" he has me on ignore. what is the purpose of this thread? that he'll have to put everyone not named assup, suckclown or eatfido on ignore! which pretty much is everyone else who posts in this forum!

assup .. for the first time ever .. you are in real danger of losing the next DOTY poll!
how do you feel about that? can it be true? that you'll lose your tarnished crown to Ivan? can it be??

ajhahahah




who shall win the tarnished crown of DOTY? Originally Posted by The_Waco_Kid

This just might be the stupidest fucker on the board. ANy board. Originally Posted by Yssup Rider

coming from the stupidest pig on any board .. that's funny.

you get a chimp 3.5 award!

Fuck wackoff you supporters are getting banned.

Fuck wackoff you supporters are getting banned. Originally Posted by i'va biggen

"you supporters"?

Fuck my queer asshole! i love it! please fuck me to death!! my supporters are fags!




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