Encounter: Newbie Report with Lovely at LA

What? You Tuma yourself? WTH? How?

You don’t have to ask with Lovely, she just does it, surprised she didn’t with you.

Can I ask what does Apu stand for? Seen it a few times on here. Originally Posted by Big b.o.b.1
You just kinda put on a glove and massage your prostate (this is my understand of what TUMA is). Also Apu is that indian dude from the simpsons that they vanished because he was a stereotype or something.
Maybe he's a Pekingese dog and can do it to himself? Originally Posted by ntxguy
What the hell is a pekingese dog and why are they fingering their own asses?
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You just kinda put on a glove and massage your prostate (this is my understand of what TUMA is). Also Apu is that indian dude from the simpsons that they vanished because he was a stereotype or something. Originally Posted by Mr. Apu
No sir, that’s not Tuma. Google a hobby acronym list and you will know

Once u find the list, u will understand that’s there’s no fingering by the dog, lol