The Boardman Experience

Recent outing bans have my minions a little reluctant to discuss my exploits. Originally Posted by boardman

Armatures...

You do know that boardman is just another voice in my head ... Originally Posted by pyramider

If he's in your head?
Who's that voice in mine?
He can't be in two places at once...


or can he?

I thought that stuff was one in the same. Originally Posted by Seedy

cracklins actually have some meat on them. not just some crunchy skin and taste oh so much better! both pretty good admittedly.

Who's boardman? Originally Posted by dearhunter

The guy at the big box stores loading lumber, but you only find him at the location's with cat's running wild

I believe in international and, provisionally, interspecies relations. I'm all for pussy, K9, and porcine products!

But if you call and ask me to bring a chihuahua along (like one pervert did), you damn well better have a 4-footed, furry, barking boyfriend for her.

Just here for the entertainment.

I met boardman once...he was wearing a painted on spiderman outfit. He rolled up to lunch that day driving an ice cream truck. Sorta weirded me out. But the ice cream was good and the paint washed right off. That was my boardman experience.

Damn Nan,
You pretty muther fucker...thanck for sharing!

Someone smoked a fender......

Finally a thread all about the Boardman!
And its about time I may add.
No more of this hijacking every thread making it all about him.
Now we have an opportunity to tell all our favorite Boardman stories, hopefully some embarrassing moments will come to light. Just as a spark of humor.
Bring new here my experience is limited, but the Hitler thread he created was epic.
Providers, please share your opinions as well, tastefully of course.
Hobby On ya'll Originally Posted by H.Hardhat

Does anyone beside me find the whole premise of this ThreAD kinda gay?

Oh stinky, I'm amazed someone had to explain this to you, but here goes... Not all of us come to post hate comments, call childish names. Some of us try to find humor in the ridiculous goings on around us. After Boardman posted his Hitler thread we cut up and laughed for weeks. Some of us find like interests and tastes and also mutual respect. These concepts are obviously foreign to you do I don't expect you to understand. You have the right to your opinion, have at it. But it can be considered gay following guys around the internet posting hate comments on 'em too. Russ had a guy following/stalking him, he's gone now... Just be you dude.

Does anyone beside me find the whole premise of this ThreAD kinda gay? Originally Posted by StinkyFingers

Hooktards and fucktards alike love them some boardman...

Oh stinky, I'm amazed someone had to explain this to you, but here goes... Not all of us come to post hate comments, call childish names. Some of us try to find humor in the ridiculous goings on around us. After Boardman posted his Hitler thread we cut up and laughed for weeks. Some of us find like interests and tastes and also mutual respect. These concepts are obviously foreign to you do I don't expect you to understand. You have the right to your opinion, have at it. But it can be considered gay following guys around the internet posting hate comments on 'em too. Russ had a guy following/stalking him, he's gone now... Just be you dude. Originally Posted by H.Hardhat

How's that "Time To Step Up Houston!" ThreAD working out for you? Pay attention to the comments and think about it.

Stinky, for some reason you and toast have taken a disliking to me. I'm not here to appease all. You've displayed your caustic personality all over the internet do I'm not surprised when you show up here. It didn't bother me in the least. If this is how you choose to spend your time, so be it. Just be you.

It's easy being me...some fucktards hate me for it.

I think some more Nazi posts will be needed soon....