Now the strangest thing a guy ever asked me to wear was that he asked when he walked in the door if I could wear sheets and cover up most of myself except my ass. I thought that was weird, but he was a regular and wanted to try something new. So when he came into the room, all that was visible was my butt, and he started gently kneading and pounding on it, saying " Bread dough, bread dough." I never heard anything like it before. His fantasy was to pretend my ass was in a bread making machine.
I'm telling you, there's been a few weirdos in my working career.
Originally Posted by alluringava
I could see a guy KNEADING that! I bet he was happy you met his KNEADS! No KNEAD to explain any further! LOL
Didn't they write a song about that....?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_96uyfmqgo
When I KNEAD You
When I
knead you
I just close my eyes
And I'm with you. And all that I so wanna give you
It's only a heartbeat away.
When I
knead love
I hold out my hands
And I touch love. I never knew there was so much love
Keeping me warm night and day.
Miles and miles of empty space in between us
The telephone can't take the place of your smile.
But you know I won't be traveling forever.
It's cold out
But hold out
And do like I do.
When I
knead you
I just close my eyes
And I'm with you.
And all that I so wanna give you babe
It's only a heartbeat away.
It's not easy when the road is your driver.
Honey that's a heavy load that we bear.
But you know I won't be traveling a lifetime.
It's cold out
But hold out
And do like I do.
Oh
I need you.
When I
knead love.
I hold out my hand
And I touch love.
I never knew there was so much love
Keeping me warm night and day.
When I
knead you
I just close my eyes
And you're right here by my side.
Keeping me warm night and day
I just hold out my hands
I just hold out my hands
And I'm with you
Darling.
Yes
I'm with you
Darling
All I wanna give to you
It's only a heartbeat away.
Oh
I
knead you
darling.