http://houston.backpage.com/Creative...-sale/22869727 Originally Posted by Russ38man.....that one has to be TGTBT
- GlobeSpotter
- 02-09-2015, 07:33 PM
- Russ38
- 02-09-2015, 08:04 PM
- pyramider
- 02-09-2015, 09:32 PM
What?
- boardman
- 02-09-2015, 10:10 PM
- Fancyinheels
- 02-09-2015, 10:14 PM
Originally Posted by chicagoboy 
You need a résumé now? Holy Tebow, hooktards' screening requirements are really getting out of hand!
Things your resume writer should be aware of:
http://www.careerealism.com/top-resume-trends-2015/
In one of my previous pre-pussy lives I actually helped college students prepare their entry-level resumes or spiff up old ones if they were adults re-entering the workforce. I still occasionally peruse and edit "first contact ads." Think of a resume as your personal, premium Super Bowl commercial advertising YOU as a hot product that your audience will want to buy.
Best tips I can give you: Proofread, PROOFREAD, PROOFREAD, even if a service writes it for you. Make sure that the spelling and grammar are correct; that all data is factual and chronological; that important points haven't been left off (like your contact info, for instance); and that the end result isn't longer than "War & Peace." A resume should be concise, visually appealing, and flow well. If you are handing out actual copies instead of submitting it electronically, the resume should be clean, crisp, and unfolded. Now is not the time to scrimp and use copy paper to save a few bucks; print it up on quality white stock.
Many employers will dump the resume of a very qualified candidate before they even finishing reading it after they run into a couple of misspellings; realize the job and/or education history doesn't jibe (You were 14 when you graduated college?); receive a cluttered muddle with visible fingerprints on cheap paper thinner than tissue; or can't find the danged job applicant's phone number easily.
Irish luck!!!
You need a résumé now? Holy Tebow, hooktards' screening requirements are really getting out of hand!
I laughed too hard on this response.That was the first thing that came to mind when I saw the title!Originally Posted by siberia
Things your resume writer should be aware of:
http://www.careerealism.com/top-resume-trends-2015/
In one of my previous pre-pussy lives I actually helped college students prepare their entry-level resumes or spiff up old ones if they were adults re-entering the workforce. I still occasionally peruse and edit "first contact ads." Think of a resume as your personal, premium Super Bowl commercial advertising YOU as a hot product that your audience will want to buy.
Best tips I can give you: Proofread, PROOFREAD, PROOFREAD, even if a service writes it for you. Make sure that the spelling and grammar are correct; that all data is factual and chronological; that important points haven't been left off (like your contact info, for instance); and that the end result isn't longer than "War & Peace." A resume should be concise, visually appealing, and flow well. If you are handing out actual copies instead of submitting it electronically, the resume should be clean, crisp, and unfolded. Now is not the time to scrimp and use copy paper to save a few bucks; print it up on quality white stock.
Many employers will dump the resume of a very qualified candidate before they even finishing reading it after they run into a couple of misspellings; realize the job and/or education history doesn't jibe (You were 14 when you graduated college?); receive a cluttered muddle with visible fingerprints on cheap paper thinner than tissue; or can't find the danged job applicant's phone number easily.
Irish luck!!!
- siberia
- 02-09-2015, 11:29 PM
I want to see a funny
Resume in slang.
Boardman can probably
come up with something.
Resume in slang.
Boardman can probably
come up with something.
- boardman
- 02-10-2015, 01:01 PM
Getto hooker, or east Texas hooker resume'
You might be on to something.
You might be on to something.
- woodeye
- 03-17-2015, 12:32 PM
http://resumesbydesign.com/resume-writers-houston/ Originally Posted by lookn4boobiesThis one only does resumes for the corporate management not the common blue collar folk.